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- Nditsho ngandlel 'ithile ityholo lwabantu ababenobuqhophololo kube kanye. -Mvakwemini okuhle, ndikubiza kwiZiko loQhakamshelwano, ngaba uyakuqinisekisa ukuguqulelwa kwee-ruble ezili-11,000 kwikhadi lakho? "Ndiyaqinisekisa ngovuyo," ndiyaphendula ngokuzithemba, kuba ndinee-ruble ezingama-62 kwimephu. "Wena, ke wena weyak, khange afunde ebuntwaneni ukuba yayingalunganga ukuxoka ?! © seskab / pikabu
- Kwiintsuku zefowni emile ngandlel 'ithile babiza umfazi kunye nethoni enoburharha kakhulu bafuna ukuba uRoger ubizwe kwifowuni. Ndaphendula ngelithi akukho roger apha kwaye kubonakala ukuba yayiyimpazamo. Undixelele kakhulu inombolo awayecinga ngayo. Wayehlukane nonke amanani amathathu! Ndivakalise, kwaye wakhutshwa ekuphenduleni: "Ke kutheni uthatha ifowuni konke konke?" © Brett Schmidt / Quora
- Tsalela umnxeba kumyeni wakho wefowuni. Okulandelayo: W-Fibi umnxeba, m - umyeni. W: - Molo, siyinkampani enjalo, sincede sibe ngcono, hamba ngophando olufutshane! M: - Wena kwaye ke guys ubuncinci? (Uyibeke phantsi). Kude kube ngoku. © velkahoteka / pikabu
- Kwakukho ibali elinjalo ebuntwaneni. Ndikunye nomhlobo othetha emnxebeni. Ekhaya, ndingowam. "Kwaye masinike igumbi elinamaxesha avaliweyo kwaye uthethe nabo basusa ifowuni," utshilo. Yiza. Bagqiba kwelokuba abhale kuqala, emva koko undiphendule ngayo ukuba yonke into ayihambileyo, ngoko. Intombazana ixelwe: Wawa ngebhinqa elihle, encokola malunga ne-jam eyithandayo. Ixesha lam. Ndinyuka kwaye, ndijolise kumnwe, idiski yediski. I-raisses ityhubhu umfazi kwaye ithi: "Molo, kwaye ndithethe nje nentombi yakho. U-chem wakhe owuthandayo uJam, yeyiphi eyakho? " © Salivan / Adme
- Inombolo yethu yefowuni yahlukile kancinci ukusuka kwinani le-ofisi yomtshutshisi yeSixeko. Ewe, rhoqo abantu babizwa kwaye babuza: "Molo, Ngaba yiOfisi ye-Stoscutorutor?" Utata uphendule wathi: "Nyani," kwaye nixhonywe. Kodwa umtshutshisi oyintloko wesixeko wayengomnye abazali bam kwaye ngamanye amaxesha batyelele. Ngandlel 'ithile ifowuni yakhala, yabuza ukuba iOfisi yomtshutshisi yayikho, kwaye utata uphendule ngawo matshini: "Hayi, kodwa umtshutshisi ophambili ulapha." © blue raspberry / adme
- Fowunela: - Molo! - Mholweni. - Kwaye luhlobo luni lwelizwi olusizi, ukhathazekile ukuza kuthi ga ngoku? - ... Ewe. - Yiza, ungakhubeki, ndiyakuthanda. Emva kwemizuzu emi-5-7 yencoko, umakhulu wam wamenyelwa kumhla ngentsimbi yesi-5 ngokuhlwa nomnye umfana owenza inombolo engekalo kwaye wathabatha izwi le-gamnuli lelizwi elililo elililo. Umakhulu akazange ahambe umhla, utat'omkhulu akazange avume. © Zreause / Adme
- Usebenze kutyalo-mali nolwakhiwo, umsebenzi ogqityiweyo. I-CREGRE, Usuku oluxakekileyo. Umnxeba-ufuna ukucacisa iinkcukacha. I-agogo ichaza: "Ukuzilolonga: Igor, iSergey ..." Thula cwaka: Wonke umntu ulinde ileta yokugqibela. Kwaye emva koko ukhupha loo nto ukuba bahlekile kuloo wirele: "Hamster!" © "igumbi le-6" / vk
- Ndikhumbula xa ndiqala kuqala "Ngubani ofuna ukuba sisigidi?" Kwaye lo mfo uphumelele, ilizwe lonke yayihleli kwizikrini zeTV. Sibukele kwakhona le ncwadi xa ifowuni ikhala. Utata uthatha ifowuni aze athi: "Ubone, ewe? Intsomi! " Ke ngelo xesha wathetha nofowunelo. Kwaye ke yasuka lootata okanye odada kuloo ndawo yokuphela kwe-wire. Kodwa xa babeyiqonda, bancokola omnye komnye. © Marloloe12 / Reddit
- Ndisebenza kwinkxaso yezobugcisa, umnxeba: "Yiza uthabathe inkosi, kungenjalo wadibanisa yonke into apha kwaye walala kwisofa!" © "ubuva" / i-deyer
- Xa abazali bam babiza ilizwe lam elineminyaka eli-15 ubudala, uthatha ifowuni ngamazwi: "Molo, le yinkonzo yenkxaso yezobugcisa. Izamile ukucima kwaye iphinde ibuye? " Kwaye uyazi ntoni? Nje ukuba le yimpendulo encede ukusombulula ingxaki awayeyibiza ngayo. © Perepip / Reddit
- Fowunela ngandlela thile kwinani elingaziwayo. Bazizale njenge "Centra yeeLwimi", banikelwa ngokufunda isiNgesi. Ngokwesiqhelo ndiyala, kodwa ke igama elithe lalithwele: iguqulelwe kwi-Ice "yaseRussia." Abazange ababuze, kwaye emva kokuba exelelwe ngoluhlobo. Ndilahle isebe liphela ... ndifuna! Iziko libizwa ngokuba yi "Ai Somlomo", hayi "i-ice hig". (I-Ice hig - "i-ice hig", ndiyathetha.
- Kwikhosi yesi-2 esiye saqhubeka nokuzimela. Omnye umntu ofunda naye wafika kade kwaye kwakufuneka eze kwiintsuku ezimbalwa kamva. Icelwe ukuba icwangciswe inombolo yehostele, apho ndayeka khona. Ubiza apho athi: - Molo, ngaba unayo indawo zokulala? -Ewe, igcwele ngokupheleleyo! -Uxolo, kwaye abamelwane bathule? Ndifikile emsebenzini. - Owu, awukhathazeki, bathule kakhulu. Ababonakali kwaphela, abavanga. - Intle kakhulu! Ngaba unayo i-intanethi? - Kodwa ngalo mjikelo, iingxaki eziphantsi komhlaba ngonxibelelwano. Kwaye uphose ityhubhu. Umntu osebenza naye ubiza ukuba ayonwabanga, batsho ukuba akukho nto nge-nonger phot. Ndikhangela inombolo kwaye ndiqonde ukuba ndimdle ngempazamo inombolo yentloko yethu, eyayintloko yentloko ye-catacomb yomngcwabo. © Jeannne / Adme
- Kwakukho umnxeba ngoku: - Molo, Elena. Ndivela eRostelecom. - Kodwa andinguye uNinya. -Ndim. Ikhethini. © clixxonthe / twitter
- Ngenye imini, inani elingaqhelekanga elibizwa ngokuba li-3 okanye ama-4 amaxesha kunye nento enye iviwe kwityhubhu: "Ndilapha." Ndaphendula, bathi, Yenza impazamo yenani. Ekugqibeleni, emva kwexesha elizayo xa ndiphendule ukuze iifowuni zimi kanye apho: "Molo, amapolisa athetha nawe. Ndinganceda njani? " © Bbbmhmm / reddit
- Ndandineminyaka eli-15 ubudala, kukho uhlobo oluthile lomfazi obiza iseli kwaye engazihlambulukanga ngamabinzana, kungqina ukuba umyeni wakhe uyamtshintsha nam. Kwisiqinisekiso sokuba ndifunda kwibanga lesi-8 kwaye ndihlala kwesinye isixeko, iphumla nangakumbi. Ngenxa yoko, andikwazanga ukumela kwaye ndimndulule. Kwaye iminxeba yema. © Uthando lwe-gerasimova / facebook
- Ngale ntsasa, ifowuni ibhutsa: umntu obize, walinda ezi-2 kwaye waphosa ifowuni. Esona sidenge ukuba andikwazanga ukubiza, njengoko igumbi lifihliwe. Kwaye ngoku, ukuba nexesha lokuphendula umnxeba, into yokuqala endayivayo yayi: "Kwaye kutheni ungakhange uphinde uphinde umbuyise, kukho inani!" © "igumbi le-6" / vk
- Ndikhe ndayila ifowuni yam kwaye igumbi elingaqhelekanga laqaqanjiswa. - Ewe? -I Valera, mamela ...-ayisiyi valera, wenze inombolo yempazamo. - Ke ngoku? Khange ndilindele ithuba elinjalo. © Mbiav / Pikabu
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