Ucingo luhlala luyi-lottery encane, ngoba iphutha kwinombolo eyodwa kungaholela emiphumeleni engalindeleki kakhulu. Futhi imvamisa izimo ezinjalo ziphenduka zinhle kakhulu kangangokuba kunzima ukuzimela ngabo. Abasebenzisi bathumela izindaba zabo kunethiwekhi, futhi angeke bakwazi ukuhlekisa.
Namuhla, sifunde okuthunyelwe okuningi mayelana nezingcingo ezifuna ukwazi ukuthi ku-Asme.ru futhi kwaze kwathatha izikhali zemishwana eminingana.
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- Shayela kwifoni yakho yefoni. Okulandelayo: w - ukubiza, m - indoda. W: - Sawubona, siyinkampani enjalo, sisize sibe ngcono, sidlule ngocwaningo olufushane! M: - Wena nabanye abafana okungenani! (Beka phansi ucingo). Kuze kube manje. © velkahoteka / pikabu
- Kwakunendaba enjalo ebuntwaneni. Nomngane ekhuluma ocingweni. Wena ekhaya, ngingowami. "Futhi ake sinikeze igumbi elinamehlo avaliwe futhi akhulume nalabo abasusa ifoni," kusho yena. Woza. Banqume ukuthi uqala ukubiza, uyabe esengibika ukuthi konke kwahamba kanjani, khona-ke mina. Intombi ibike: Wawa ngowesifazane omuhle, exoxwe ngejamu eliyithandayo. Ithuba lami. Ngiyakhuphuka futhi, ngihlose umunwe, ngifaka idiski. Ikhipha ishubhu owesifazane athi: "Sawubona, futhi ngangikhuluma nentombi yakho nje. Ujamu wakhe owuthandayo, yini eyakho? " © isalivun / amente
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- Shayela ngandlela thile kusuka kwinombolo engaziwa. Bazethula njenge "maphakathi nezilimi", bacela ukufunda isiNgisi. Imvamisa ngiyenqaba, kepha lapho-ke igama lalibhale: lihunyushelwe kwi-Russian Pig "yaseRussia". Abazange bazibuze, kwathi ngemuva kokutshelwa ngalokhu. Ngilahle wonke umnyango ... ngidinga! Isikhungo sibizwa ngokuthi "Somlomo we-AI", hhayi "i-ICE PIG". (Ingulube ye-ICE - "I-Ice Pig", ngiyakhuluma - "Ngithi". - QAPHELA. Adme.ru) ©
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