Kuyimbira foni nthawi zonse kumakhala kocheza pang'ono, chifukwa cholakwika cha manambala amodzi chimatha kubweretsa zotsatira zosatsimikizika. Ndipo nthawi zambiri zochitika ngati izi zimasintha kwambiri kuti sizovuta kuziganizira. Ogwiritsa ntchito amatumiza nkhani zawo ku netiweki, ndipo kumeneko sangathe kusiya chidwi chathu.
Masiku ano, tawerenga nkhani zambiri za foni yokopa mtima ku ADE.Rru ndipo ngakhale adatenga mawu angapo.
- Nthawi inayake yokulungidwa ndi banki ina kamodzi. - Masana abwino, ndikukuyimbirani ku malo olumikizirana, kodi mukutsimikizira kumasulira kwa ma ruble 11,000 kuchokera ku khadi yanu? "Ndikutsimikizira mosangalatsa," Ndikakhala molimba mtima, chifukwa ndimakhala ndi ma ruble 62 pamapu. "Inu, inunso soyak, simunaphunzirepo mwana kuti sizinali bwino kunama ?! © serkab / pikabu
- M'masiku a phone station mwanjira inayake mwanjira inaitanitsa mkazi ndipo mawu achinyengo kwambiri amafuna kuti Roger aitane pafoni. Ndidayankha kuti kulibe Roger pano ndipo mwachionekere anali wolakwitsa. Anandisonyezanso kuti ndi amene amaganiza kuti amaitana. Anasiyanitsidwa ndi manambala atatu! Ndidaziwona, ndipo adayankha kuti: "Nanga bwanji mumatenga foni konse?" © Brett Schmidt / Quora
- Itanani pafoni yanu. Kenako: w - Kuyimba, m - Mwamuna. W: - Moni, ndife kampani, kutithandiza kukhala bwino, pitani pa kafukufuku waufupi! M: - Inu ndi anyamata osachepera kuti! (Anapachikika). Mpaka pano. © velkhotheka / pikabu
- Panali nkhani yotere yaubwana. Ndi bwenzi lolankhula pafoni. Kunyumba, ndili ndekha. Iye anati: "Ndipo tiyeni timupatse malo okhala ndi maso otsekeka ndikulankhula ndi omwe amachotsa foni," akutero. Inu. Adaganiza kuti amaitana koyamba, kenako andiuza momwe zonse zidapita, ndiye ine. Mtsikanayo ananena kuti: Adagwa pa mayi wokongola, adakambirana za kupanikizana komwe amakonda. Nthawi yanga. Ndimakwera ndipo, tikufuna chala, ndikuyika disk. Kuthamangira chubu mkazi ndikuti: "Moni, ndipo ndimangolankhula ndi bwenzi lako. Kodi kupanikizana komwe amakonda kwambiri, ndi chiyani? " © salivan / adme
- Nambala yathu ya foni imasiyana pang'ono pang'ono kuchokera ku chiwerengero cha ofesi ya woimira mzinda wa mzindawo. Nthawi zonse, anthu amaitana ndikufunsa kuti: "Moni, kodi ndioyimira paofesi ya oyimira?" Abambo anayankha kuti: "Tithokoze Mulungu," ayi, "ndipo anachimanga. Koma womasulira wamkulu wa mzindawo anali winanso makolo anga ndipo nthawi zina amabwera. Mwanjira inayake idalira, adafunsa ngati wozenga milanduyo anali, ndipo Atate adayankha pamakina: "Ayi, koma wozenga mlandu wamkulu ali pano." © Blue rasipiberi / ADME
- Imbani: - Moni! - Moni. - Ndipo mawu amtundu wanji ndi achisoni, okhumudwitsidwa mpaka pano? - ... Inde. - Bwerani, musakhumudwe, ndimakukondani. Pambuyo pa mphindi 5, agogo anga aakazi adapemphedwa mpaka 5 koloko usiku ndi zaka 5 madzulo ndi wachinyamata wina yemwe adapanga nambala yolakwika ndipo adatulutsa mawu a gabuli chifukwa cha msungwana wake. Agogo sanapite tsiku, agogo anga sanalole. © nesse / adme
- Amagwira ntchito yomanga ndi zomangamanga kugwirizira, kugwirira ntchito. Zovuta, tsiku lotanganidwa. Imbani - mukufuna kufotokozera mwatsatanetsatane. Wogwirizana nawo akulamulira kuti: "Zochita: Igor, Sergey ..." Kukhala chete: Aliyense akuyembekezera kalata yomaliza. Ndipo kenako amapereka kotero kuti anaseka pamapeto a waya: "Hamster!" © "Chamber No. 6" / VK
- Ndikukumbukira pamene ndidatuluka koyamba "Ndani akufuna kukhala miliomi?" Ndipo mnyamatayo adapambana, dziko lonselo lidakhala pa zojambula za TV. Tinkayang'ananso chiwonetserochi pomwe foni idalira. Abambo amatenga foni ndikuti: "Munawona, inde? Zopeka! " Kenako nthawi ina atalankhula ndi woyimbirayo. Ndipo zinapezeka kuti palibe bambo kapena duwa pomwepo pa waya amadziwana. Koma ngakhale atamvetsetsa, anacheza wina ndi mnzake. © Marlowe12 / Reddit
- Ndimagwira ntchito yaukadaulo, kuyitanidwa kuti: "Bwerani chotsani Mbuye, apo ayi, adalumikiza chirichonse, nagona pa sofa!" © "souchheard" / stuader
- Makolo anga aamuna akadzatcha mayiko anga aamuna, amatenga foni ndi mawu akuti: "Moni, uku ndi ntchito yaukadaulo. Anayesa kuyimitsa? " Ndipo mukudziwa chiyani? Imeneyi inali yankho lomwe linathandizira kuthetsa vuto lomwe anaitana. © perepip / reddit
- Imbani mwanjira ina kuchokera ku nambala yosadziwika. Adadzidziwitsa okha kuti ndi "likulu la zilankhulo", zomwe zidaperekedwa kuti aphunzire Chingerezi. Nthawi zambiri ndimakana, koma kenako dzinali lomwe limabisidwa: adamasulira ku Russia "Ice Nuta." Sanawafunse, ndipo atangonena za anzanga awa. Ndagwetsa dipatimenti yonse ... ndikufunika! Pakatikati amatchedwa "wokamba nkhani", osati "ayezi". (Nkhumba ya Iice - "Nkhumba ya Iuni"
- Pa maphunziro a 2 tinapita kukachita zokumba. Mnzanu wina wa kusukulu anali wochedwa ndipo amayenera kubwera masiku angapo. Anafunsa kuti abwezeretse nambala ya Hostel, komwe ndinasiya. Amuyimbira pamenepo ndipo akuti: - Moni, kodi muli ndi malo ogona? - Inde, zodzaza ndi zonse! - Pepani, ndi oyandikana nawo? Ndangofika kuntchito. - O, osadandaula, ali chete. Sawoneka ayi, osamva. - Ndi zabwino kwambiri! Kodi muli ndi intaneti? - Koma ndi vutoli, mavuto obisika ndi kulumikizana. Ndi kuponyera chubu. Wogwira naye ntchito amandipempha kuti ndisamukhumudwitse, amatero chifukwa cha zamkhutu mu hostel yanu kumeneko. Ndimayang'ana nambala ndikumvetsetsa kuti ndidamponya molakwika mutu wathu, yemwe adalemba mabokosi ndi maliro. © Jeannne / ADME
- Panali kuyimba tsopano: - Moni, Elena. Ndine wochokera ku Rostelecom. - Koma sindine Elena. - Ndine Elena. Nsalu yotchinga. © Flexxxxonthe / Twitter
- Tsiku lina, munthu wosadziwika bwino wonditcha katatu kapena kanayi ndipo zomwezi zidamveka kuchokera ku chubu: "Ndabwera." Ndinayankha, akuti, adalakwitsa. Mapeto ake, pambuyo pake ndinayankha kuti mafoniwo anasiya pomwepo: "Moni, apolisi akunena ndi inu. Kodi Ndingathandize Bwanji? " © bbbhmmm / reddit
- Ndinali ndi zaka 15, pali mayi wina amene amatcha foni ndipo sachita manyazi ndi mawu, akutsimikizira kuti mwamuna wake amamusintha. Pa chitsimikizo chomwe ndimaphunzira mu giredi 8 ndipo ndimakhala mumzinda wina, umapumanso. Zotsatira zake, sindingathe kupirira ndikumutumiza. Ndipo mafoni adayima. © Kondani Gerasimova / Facebook
- M'mawa uno, foni imaphulika: Wina adayitana, kudikira 2 kulira ndikugwetsa foni. Wopusa kwambiri kotero kuti sindinathe kuyanjana, popeza chipindacho chinali chobisika. Ndipo tsopano, pomaliza, ndinali ndi nthawi yoyankha kuyitanidwa, chinthu choyambirira chomwe ndinamva chinali: "Ndipo bwanji inu simunabwerere nthawi yomweyo, paliponse!" © "Chamber No. 6" / VK
- Nditangoliza foni yanga komanso chipinda chosadziwika chinatsimikizika. - Inde? - Valera, mverani ... - Awa si Valera, mwapanga nambala yolakwika. - Ndiye? Sindinayembekezere kutembenukira. © Mbiav / pikabu
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