"Kuv sawv txhua lub sijhawm ua ntej xaiv nyuaj: lossis peb yuav muaj txoj sia nyob zoo dua, lossis kuv tej kev ua haujlwm yuav dhau mus ua tsis txawj tuag." Yog li Mikhail Zhvanetsky hais lus, yog ib qho ntawm cov kws sau ntawv uas yog cov kws sau ntawv hauv lub tebchaws, uas tuaj yeem muab piv nrog Saltykov-dav. Nyob rau hauv kev hwm ntawm lub hnub yug ntawm ZHVanetsky lub sijhawm tawm mus sib sau quotes los ntawm nws cov lus qhia sai sai, feem ntau thiab niaj hnub no ntawm tib qho xwm txheej, tab sis nyob rau hauv cov xwm txheej hloov.
Hais txog cov xinesmas Lavxias"Thiab nws zoo li saib nyuaj, thiab koj tsis pom dab tsi. Thiab tus thawj tswjfwm tsis mus li, tsis hais, tsis noj. Thiab cov nyiam no, coj tag nrho ntawm lub neej ntawm cov nquab, kuj ua tsis tau zoo los ntawm tus ciav thiab yog qhov tsis muaj kev cia siab. Thiab cov neeg uas ib txwm tsis tau muaj nyob hauv cov liaj sau sib sau, qee yuav tsis ntseeg, thiab cov neeg uas nyob muaj - kev sib cav sib ceg dawb Hollywood! ".
Ntawm cov txiaj ntsig ntawm qee cov tshuaj Lavxias hauv kev sib piv nrog txawv teb chaws"Dab tsi yog lom zem: cov tshuaj uas ua kom ntxaws ntxaws, thev naus laus zis, thiab nqos. Thiab tom qab ntawd mloog cov kws kho mob quaj - ua li cas, ntxiv methyl chlula, ntxiv rau ib khub - thiab raws nraim li Swiss tsaub yuav siv qhov Bacillus no! Ib zaug ntxiv, tshawb xyuas CH3YoT2N5 rau nkawm - tsis coj, thiab, uas tshwj xeeb tshaj yog kev qias neeg, lawv muaj tib lub npe. Zoo, thiab Switzerland, lub teb chaws me me heev. Krasnoyarsk thaj chaw npog nws zoo li ib tug heev nyuj yaj. Nws tab tom saib xyuas thiab ua haujlwm zoo li diesel hauv tus mob plague, tab sis tsis muaj peev xwm kho txhua tus neeg nyob hauv lub tebchaws uas peb tsuas yog thiab muaj kev vam meej. "
Ntawm tsev neeg muaj nuj nqisTxiv showeezed nws tus tub nyob rau ntawm ces kaum.
- Koj muaj ob lub txiv av. Kuv muab ib tug. Koj tau tshuav ntau npaum li cas?
Pacific thaws.
- Koj muaj ob lub txiv av. Kuv txiav ib daim hlais. Koj tau tshuav ntau npaum li cas?
Skuleling, stumps, nias tawm tsam phab ntsa.
- Koj muaj ob lub txiv av. Kuv hlawv ib. Kuv! Kuv devoured. Koj tau tshuav ntau npaum li cas?!
Quaj, roar, blows.
- Koj khaws ob lub txiv apple tsis muaj kev thov kom koj txhais tes qias neeg. Kuv rub tawm ib qho thiab devoured. Koj tau tshuav ntau npaum li cas?
Cab, quaj.
- Txiv! Tsis txhob! - Tsis yog, koj xav tau! Koj muaj ob lub txiv av. Kuv rub tawm thiab trampled ib. Ib ntawm ob qho kuv tau ua kom kuv txhais ko taw. Koj tau tshuav ntau npaum li cas?!
Shrived, Howl, qw, sqreal Nom ...
Txog tsev nyob thiab kev pabcuam thiab kev thov kom rov qab los"Lipkin, ib tus neeg laus, ib tug neeg xiam oob qhab uas tsis muaj ceg, yuav so, tab sis sau, nws txaus siab thaum tus ntaiv tau. Tsab ntawv no sau rau hauv cov lus zoo, nrog kev hloov kho qub thiab cov piv txwv ci. Passionately thiab ntseeg tau sau ib tsab ntawv hais txog lub qab nthab sib tsoo. Rau txhua kab, raws li nyob rau hauv txhua lub cib, muaj cov neeg nyob ntawm peb cov hnub. "
Txog kev sib tham ntawm kev tes hauj lwm"Peb lob muaj kev tsis txaus siab. Kev tsis sib haum tsis muaj qhov tseeb. Kev tsis sib haum xeeb ntawm kev npau taws. Qhov kev tsis sib haum, tig los ntawm cov lus pov npav ntawm tus cwj pwm ntawm tus khub. Dab tsi yuav hais Chrome ntawm kev kos duab ntawm Herberta von Karaian? Yog tias nws tau tshaj tawm tias nws yog Chrome, nws paub nws tus kheej swb. Ib tug neeg tuaj yeem sib cav, leej twg tsis hloov phau ntawv hla tebchaws? Dab tsi Views ntawm Architecture Puas yog tus txiv neej tsis muaj npe? Thiab feem ntau, nws puas yuav tau xav txog kev xav ntawm tus neeg do hau, nrog xws lub qhov ntswg? Cia ua ntej kho lub qhov ntswg, cov plaub hau loj tuaj, thiab tom qab ntawd hais tawm. "
Ntawm cov lus qhia ntawm Instagram bloggers, tshwj xeeb yog cov poj niam txog kev poob phaus"Raws li cov lus qhia ntawm peb cov ntawv luam, Kuv nyeem Phau Ntawv Xov Xwm Medical Medical thiab hais txog cov ntawv. Txhawm rau khaws cia kev noj qab haus huv thiab xyoo ntev, Kuv tsis tau noj qe thiab butter rau peb xyoos ntawm cov lus qhia ntawm kev ua lag luam kho mob. Tom qab ntawd nws tau muab tawm tias qhov no yog qhov yuam kev, tsis muaj nqaij yog tsis tsim nyog. Txhawm rau khaws cia kev noj qab haus huv thiab lub neej ntev, Kuv tsis tau noj cov nqaij ob xyoos, tab sis nws tau muab tawm tias qhov no yog qhov ua txhaum, koj yuav tsum noj mov tsawg dua thiab txav tau ntau dua.
Kuv tsis noj mov ci thiab tsiv mus ntxiv. Kuv sau los ntawm lub tsev khomob. Kuv thiab kuv cov kev sib xyaw ua ke tau pw tsaug zog thov koj kom ua tiav tej yam kev lom zem ntawm kev thov ntawm cov neeg raug luam tawm. "
"Tam sim no kuv lub suab lub ntsiab lus": Cov ntxhais txog Bodygeritive
- Qhia rau kuv, puas yog ib lub tuam txhab rau kev txhim kho cov kev sib tw foob pob hluav taws hauv qhov chaw tsis muaj zog?
- Aaaa! Lub koom haum poob ib lub handset thiab kev tua las khib. Nws raug tua los ntawm lub taub hau ntawm lub chaw haujlwm thib peb.
Hnub tom qab, ib pawg ntawm nplooj poob, nyob rau hauv uas cov tsheb thauj khoom tau nyooj, tsiv mus rau Taiga. Ntawm qhov chaw qub tsuas yog cua txav mus rau ib qho seem ntawm cov chav cua sov.
Hu. Qhia rau kuv, thov, puas yog nws lub tsev lag luam rau kev txhim kho cov pa hluav taws kev sib koom ua ke hauv qhov chaw tsis muaj huab cua?
- Aaaa! Ib zaug ntxiv! A-Ah! Ba-Bach! Tus thawj coj Secretary raug tua tuag, kev khav theeb ntawm lub koom haum.
Hnub tom qab, txhua lub Taiga, ua ke nrog cov daus tsiv mus rau Karakuma.
Hu. Zam txim rau kuv, thov, nws tseem tabtom xav tias koj ... Puas yog nws lub tsev kawm ntawv rau kev txhim kho kev paub ntawm cov cuaj luaj ntawm cov cuaj luaj hauv qhov chaw tsis muaj pa?
- Yog lawm. Koj xav tau dab tsi?
- Ntxuav koj tuaj yeem?
Txog xauv, camcorders thiab lwm yam "digital concentration chaw""Qhov kawg ntawm txhua txoj kev muab tepstiles. Tau kawg, koj tuaj yeem taug kev thiab yog li, ntawm kev noj qab haus huv, tab sis qhov no yog kev ua tsis yog - qhov twg kuv xav mus rau ntawd thiab mus. Qhov kawg ntawm txhua txoj kev muab tepstiles. Tsuas yog vim hais tias. Cia nws tseem yuav raug khiav tawm. Tsis tas yuav hem. Tsuas yog cov kev sib tsoo yog muab kom paub. Thiab cov luag haujlwm hauv kev hnav khaub ncaws. Cia sawv ntsug thiab tseem tshuav. Tam sim no lawv tus kheej, zoo heev ... koj mus rau lawv - lub ntsej muag yog hlawv, tom qab lawv - nraub qaum yog hlawv. Thiab lawv tsis nug dab tsi ... kom deb li deb. Qhov no yog tag nrho cov txiaj ntsig. Thiab twb qhuab qhia lawm. "
Hais Txog Poj Niam"Hauv ib lub nroog mus rau nws, nws tsis ntshai kev poob haujlwm. Nyob rau hauv cov nag los, nyob rau hauv lub purga nplooj. Ib tug txiv neej tau raug tsis meej pem thiab mus deb. Poob los ntawm manifold, lub zog, tob. Peb tus txiv neej tsis muaj zog, ntau tsawg nthuav, txheej txheem qub. Vwm, lub qhov muag tsis zoo saib, cov tub ceev xwm ntshai tuag, tsis tuaj yeem daws txhua yam. Ntawm kev ua haujlwm yog ntsiag to, hauv tsev ntawm cov kis tas lawm. Thiab no damn nws tsis ntshai, tsis yog ib tus thawj coj hauv lub penny. Moscow los rau Moscow, rau nws tus tub, rau nws tus Ntsuj Plig Dawb Huv. Rau cov txiv neej nyob rau pem hauv ntej tus txiv neej raug nqi.
Yog li kuv yuav nco ntsoov tag nrho siab: leej txiv quaj, tus txiv rau lwm xyoo, tus tub xeeb ntxwv ntawm kaum xyoo tuav. "
Dab tsi yog tus poj niam tsis xav tau: muaj nyob rau ntawm lub tswv yim ntawm feminism
Hais txog banning mata."Kuv, feem ntau, ntawm koj! Ntawm koj lub nkoj! .. Rau koj channel! .. ntawm koj tus thawj ruam! .. "
Txog kev sib tham ntawm lub xeev Duma"Leej twg hais tias peb tsis paub yuav ua li cas? Rave! Saum toj no thoob ntiaj teb qib. Kev npaj, tsis muaj qab, rallying thiab dispersion ... ci ci! Kuv zoo siab! Kuv tau cia siab rau ib qho kev cai me me: cov cai ... tsis tseem ceeb thiab tsis tseem ceeb! Peb tau txais ntau dua - ib daim duab loj thiab zoo nkauj thiab zoo nkauj ntawm lub tshuab ua haujlwm uas tsis cuam tshuam. Tus nas muab yug tus nas: qhov kev tshem tawm ntawm tshooj II, uas tau muab tso tseg ntev. "
"Ib qho kev xav zoo uas suav nrog ruthlessness, merciless thiab kev lim hiam, hu ua kev ua siab zoo."
100+ nkauj muam Lavxias hloov peb lub neej
"Thiab ib qho twg plaub hau ntawm daim ntawv hlawv hauv ib lub tsev rau khoom, xaus rau hluav taws xob xaus. Yog li cov khw muag khoom ntawm nws tus kheej ib kilogram ntawm ob squeal. Thiab ib leeg rau nws ib daim tawv nqaij tau muab nws tus kheej, qhov tseeb uas los ze zog rau lub tsho. Koj nyeem thiab xav tias: qee qhov chaw maj, qee qhov so, nws ib txwm pom - nws yuav rub tawm, nws yuav txuag, nws yuav cawm tau. Zoo, yog tias pom, thiab muaj pes tsawg ntawm cov menyuam mos, dag nyob rau hauv lub tshuab ntawm peb txoj kev hauv cov daus thiab nag. Ntawm chav kawm, nrog spare xeem, Locksmiths, Kev cob qhia Mobile, txhua tus neeg ruam yuav muaj peev xwm, thiab koj muaj peb puas mais, rau peb pua mus rau Magadan, ib qho, nrog tus yuam sij , ntawm txoj kev. Ntawm no koj yog tus hero, tsuas yog koj tsis paub. Thiab koj tsis paub ntau npaum li cas yam sib txawv raws koj tus heroism, rau qhov kev sib tw ntawm ib qho yog ntau qhov kev ua txhaum ntawm lwm tus. "
Hais txog qhov kev xav tau ntawm cov pej xeem ntawm Russia"Lub moos yuav, ob hnub tom qab daim ntawv qhia hnub tsis kam. Lub mev yog tag peb caug, thiab nws qhia txhua feem kaum. Peb tau haus ob puas tsib caug, Kuv saib ntawm lub moos - ib lub moos. Tom qab ntawd cov xub nres, peb yog peb puas ... Kuv tau saib lub moos: tus Tswv, muaj ib kis, tus hu, yog dab tsi ntxiv? Tsoo moos. Thiab thaum lub qab nthab hauv chav tsev poob, peb feem ntau rumbled peb puas tsib caug. Thiab txoj cai. Xa hauv lub caij ntuj no, smeared nyob rau hauv lub caij nplooj zeeg. Nws yog tsis yooj yim sua kom txhua lub caij ntuj sov! Chav tsev ib txwm. Ib zaug ntxiv hauv sanatorium poob tshwj xeeb. Cov zaub mov muaj - tias hauv cov xinesmas nyob rau hauv lub xinesmas nyob rau hauv lub buffets nyob rau hauv pem hauv ntej ntawm "ntaub thaiv npog thiab ntaj" muab ... tab sis peb muaj nws nrog koj. Peb nyob hauv pawg ntseeg tau yoog - hau, vuas, taum siab. Ok, Kuv hais, Gregory! .. zoo li cas, Konstantin! "
Hais Txog Peb Lub Neej Yav Tom Ntej"Nws yuav zoo dua. Nws yuav yog. Tus kab mob no yuav siv lub ntsej muag zoo. Kev noj qab haus huv tsis pom zoo litly litly lit los ntawm kev zeem muag kev txiav txim siab, qhov ua tsis tau raws li cov pov thawj ntawm cov neeg muaj kev txawj ntse, nrog kev nyuaj siab koom nrog peb lub tebchaws. "