Ati: "Nhagaze igihe cyose mbere yo guhitamo bigoye: cyangwa tuzabaho neza, cyangwa imirimo yanjye izaba idapfa." Mikhail Zhvanetsky yavuze, umwe mu banditsi b'indashyikirwa z'igihugu, ibyo bishobora kugereranywa na Salreskov - ubuntu. Kubaha isabukuru ya Zhvanetsky yakusanyije amagambo yakusanyije na mononologule ye yihuse, ingirakamaro kandi uyumunsi, ariko mubihe byahindutse.
Ibyerekeye Sinema y'UburusiyaAti: "Kandi bisa nkaho bigaragara cyane, kandi ntacyo ubona. Kandi umuyobozi ntagenda rero, ntavuga ati: Ntirye. Kandi aba bakunzi bafatwa rwose mubuzima bwinuma, nanone bava mu isoko kandi byanze bikunze bareba kure. Kandi abigeze mu murima rusange, hari ukuntu bashobora kutemera, n'abayituye - kurahira cyane kandi banara abo bateranye na hollywood! ".
Ku mikorere y'ibiyobyabwenge bimwe by'Abarusiya ugereranije n'amahanga"Urasekeje: Iyo miti ikora ku buryo burambuye, neza kwihangana, no kumira. Hanyuma wumve ubuvuzi bwo gutaka - Nigute, mubyukuri nkuko byatanzwe na CH3So2n5, wongeyeho methyl chloride kubashakanye - ntabwo ifasha, kandi mubyukuri umuyaga wisuwisi ufata iyi bacillus! Na none, reba ch3so2n5 kubashakanye - ntibifata, kandi, ibyo birateye ishozi cyane, bifite izina rimwe. Nibyiza, n'Ubusuwisi, igihugu gito cyane. Ubutaka bwa Krasnoyarsk butwikiriye nkintama zitumba. Arimo kwita kandi akora nka mazutu mu cyorezo, ariko ntashobora gukiza abantu bose muri kiriya gihugu cya kure aho tuzaba dukwiye kandi dutera imbere. "
Ku ndangagaciro z'umuryangoPapa yasunitse umuhungu we mu mfuruka.
- ufite pome ebyiri. Nateye umwe. Wasize angahe?
Bosific.
- wari ufite pome ebyiri. Nakata imwe. Wasize angahe?
Gushushanya, stump, kanda kurukuta.
- wari ufite pome ebyiri. Natwitse imwe. I! Nariye. Wagiye bangahe ?!
Kurira, gutontoma.
- Wagumanye pome ebyiri zidashidikanywaho mumaboko yawe yanduye. Nakuyemo umwe ndarya. Wasize angahe?
Creek, kurira.
- Papa! Ntukore! - Oya, urakeneye! Wari ufite pome ebyiri. Nakomeje ndakandagira imwe. Imwe muri bo bombi nashizeho ibirenge. Wagiye bangahe ?!
Shivery, aragenda, induru, mama urengere ...
Kubyerekeye imiturire n'imiturire no kujurira"Lipkin, umusaza, umuntu ugeze mu za bukuru udafite ukuguru, ashobora kuruhuka, ariko arandika, ashimishijwe iyo lift izasanwa. Ibaruwa yanditswe mu rurimi rwiza, hamwe n'ingero zishaje n'ingero mbi. Birashimishije kandi byemeje kwandika ibaruwa ivuga ku gisenge. Kuri buri murongo, nko munsi ya buri matafari, hariho abantu baho muminsi yacu. "
Kubijyanye no kuganira ku mbuga nkoranyambagaAti: "Dufata uburyo bwo hejuru. Amakimbirane nta bintu. Impaka ku miterere. Amakimbirane, ahindukirira ku majwi kuri kamere ya mugenzi wawe. Niki cyavuga Chrome ku buhanzi bwa Herberta von Karaian? Niba ahita atangaje ko yari Chrome, azi ko yatsinzwe. Umuntu ashobora kujya impaka, utahinduye pasiporo? Ni ibihe bitekerezo kuri ubwubatsi umuntu atiyandikishije? Kandi muri rusange, birashoboka gushimishwa nigitekerezo cyumuntu, nizuru nkizuru? Reka banza usome izuru, bakura umusatsi, hanyuma uvuga. "
Ku nama ya Bloggers, cyane cyane abagore babuze ibiro"Dukurikije amabwiriza yo gucapa byacu, nasomye ibinyamakuru byo kwivuza n'ibitabo bitabiriye. Mu rwego rwo kubungabunga ubuzima n'imyaka myinshi y'ubuzima, ntabwo narya amagi imyaka itatu hakurikijwe amabwiriza y'ibinyamakuru by'ubuvuzi. Noneho byaje kumenya ko iri ari ikosa, nta nyama zikenewe. Mu rwego rwo kubungabunga ubuzima n'uburebure, ntabwo nariye inyama imyaka ibiri, ariko byaje kugaragara ko iri ari ikosa, ugomba kurya imigati ngondere no kwimuka cyane.
Nahagaritse kurya imigati kandi ndagenda cyane. Mbandikiye mu bitaro. Njye na bagenzi banjye basinziriye kugusaba gusohoza ikintu gishimishije mu byifuzo by'abazize icapiro. "
"Noneho ijwi ryanjye risobanura": Abakobwa kubyerekeye umubiri
- Mbwira, ni ikigo cyo guteza imbere icyerekezo cya roketi mu kirere kitagira ikirere?
- AAAA! Ikigo cyaguye kuri terefone kandi ipfundo riranguruye. Yarashwe n'umuyobozi w'ishami rya gatatu.
Bukeye, agatsiko k'ibibabi byaguye, aho amakamyo yatontoma, yimukira i Taiga. Ku mwanya ushaje gusa umuyaga watumye igice gisigaye gishyushya.
Hamagara. Mbwira, ndakwinginze, ni ikigo cyiterambere ryicyerekezo cya roketi mumwanya utagira ikirere?
- AAAA! Na none! A-Ah! Ba-bach! Umunyamabanga w'umunyamabanga yarashwe yapfuye, ubwibone bw'umuryango.
Bukeye, Taiga yose, hamwe na shelegi yimukiye muri Karakuma.
Hamagara. Mbabarira, ndakwinginze, na none, birashoboka ko nkuzara ... ni ikigo cyiterambere ryicyerekezo cya misile mu kirere kidafite umwuka?
- Yego. Urashaka iki?
- oza urashobora?
Ibyerekeye Gufunga, Ifasi N'IZINDI NZIZA "TEBLANTRATION TOGNTRATION TOGNTER""Ku iherezo rya buri muhanda washyize amazi. Nibyo, urashobora kugenda nibindi, kubuzima, ariko iyi ni uburangare - aho nshaka kujyayo ukajya. Kurangiza buri muhanda washyize amacakubiri. Kuberako. Reka bikomeze gusimbuka. Nta mpamvu yo gutera ubwoba. Impanuka yonyine itangwa. N'inshingano mu myambaro. Reka guhagarara kandi biracyanyuze. Basanzwe bahari, isura ... urabajyana kuri bo - isura iraka, nyuma yabo - inyuma iraka. Kandi ntacyo basaba ... kugeza ubu. Izi ningaruka zose. Kandi umaze guhanwa. "
Kubyerekeye abagore"Mu mujyi uwo ari we wose ujya kuri we, ntitinya gutakaza akazi. Mu mvura ije, mumababi ya Purga. Umugabo yari arumiwe rwose aragenda. Yatakaye kuva isigaye, imbaraga, ubujyakuzimu. Umugabo wacu yari afite intege nke cyane, cyane cyane, yibanze. Umusazi, ijisho ribi rirasa, abategetsi batinya urupfu, ntibashobora gukemura icyo ari cyo cyose. Ku kazi biracecetse, murugo kuri gitari. Kandi iyi nabi ntitinya, ntabwo ari umutware umwe mu giceri. Moscou aje i Moscou, ku muhungu we ku bw'ubugingo bwe bwera. Kubagabo imbere yabagabo bagura.
Nzibukwa rero uburebure bwose: Data ararira ku rutugu, umugabo ureba undi, ku gituza, umwana afite imyaka mirongo itatu, ukuboko kwumvikanisha mu myaka icumi. "
Ibyo umugore adashaka: kuboneka kubitekerezo bya Feminism
Kubyerekeye guhagarika Mata."Jyewe muri rusange, kuri wewe! Kuri barge yawe! .. kumuyoboro wawe! .. kuri Steppep yawe yose! .. "
Kubyerekeye inama za leta duma"Ninde wavuze ko tutazi uko? Rave! Hejuru yurwego rwisi yose. Amayeri, kwitegura, ubusa, guterana no gutatana ... urumuri! Ndanezerewe! Nari nizeye ko ari muto: amategeko, ibisubizo ... bidafite ishingiro n'ubuswa! Twabonye byinshi - ishusho nini kandi nziza yimashini ikora idatanga ibisubizo. Imbeba yibarutse imbeba: gukuraho ingingo ya II, igihe kirekire cyahagaritswe. "
"Kumva ko harimo ubugome, imbabazi n'ubugome, byitwa ineza."
100+ Indirimbo z'Uburusiya zahinduye ubuzima bwacu
Ati: "Kandi hari ahantu h'amanika mirongo ine yatwitse mu bubiko, amashanyarazi aragenda yambaye ubusa. Ububiko rero kuri we kilogramu yibintu bibiri. Ikindi kuri we agace k'uruhu yatanze ubushake, kuba hafi y'ishati. Urasoma kandi utekereze: Ahantu hizihuka, ahantu runaka yararohamye, ahantu runaka yamenetse, kandi ahora asanga, kandi ahora asanga - azahora, azakiza, azabiza. Nibyiza, niba hari umubare muribi, misile, kuryama munsi yimashini mumihanda yacu mu rubura no mumvura. Birumvikana, hamwe nibice byabigenewe, amahugurwa, amahugurwa ya mobile, umupfayongo wese azabishobora, kandi uri mu bukonje no mu bushyuhe, kuri magana atanu uvuye muri UT-kumwenyura, umwe, hamwe nurufunguzo , mu nzira. Hano uri intwari, gusa ntubizi. Kandi ntuzi uburyo ibintu bitandukanye bikomeza ubutwari bwawe, kuko ibikorwa bya kimwe bikunze kuba icyaha cyundi. "
Ibyerekeye Optimism y'abaturage b'Uburusiya"Isaha yaguze, nyuma yiminsi ibiri Kalendari yanze. Ikibuga kimaze kuri mirongo itatu, kandi yerekana icya cumi cyose. Twanyoye magana abiri na mirongo itanu, narebye isaha - isaha isanzwe. Hanyuma imyambi irahagarara, turi magana atatu ... Nitegereje isaha: Mwami, hari urubanza, ni iki kindi ni ikindi, ni iki kindi ni ikindi, ni iki kindi ni ikindi, ni iki kindi ni ikindi, ni iki kindi ni ikindi, ni iki kindi ukeneye, ni iki kindi ni ikindi gihe? Isaha nziza. Kandi igihe igisenge kiri mu nzu cyaguye, muri rusange twatoboga magana atatu na mirongo itanu. N'uburenganzira. Yatangiwe mu gihe cy'itumba, yazutse kugwa. Ntibishoboka gukora icyi cyose! Inzu isanzwe. Na none muri sanatori yaguye muri kazoli. Ibiryo birahari - ko muri sinema ziri mu rugero imbere "ingabo n'inkota" tanga ... ariko twari dufite nawe. Twe muri ward yahujwe - gutekwa, amabati, amashaza. Ok, ndavuga, Gregory! .. Cyiza, Kantantin! "
Kubyerekeye ejo hazaza hacu heza"Bizaba byiza. Bizaba. Indwara ifata ishusho nziza. Ubuzima bwaburijwe neza binyuze mu bukwe bw'ibyemezo, kunanirwa kubahiriza ibimenyetso by'ubwenge bw'imitekerereze n'imitekerereze y'abantu, mu bitoteza igihugu cyacu. "