"Ini ndinomira nguva dzese kusati kwasarudzika, isu tichagara zvakanaka, kana mabasa angu achasingafi." Saka Mikhail Zhvanetsky akataura, mumwe wevanyori vakanaka kwazvo enyika, izvo zvinogona kufananidzwa neSaltykov-ane rupo. Mukubwinya kwezuva rekuzvarwa kweZHvanetsky nguva yakaunganidzwa kubva kune yake yekukurumidza monologues, yakakodzera uye nhasi zvikonzero, asi mumamiriro ezvinhu akachinja.
Nezve Russian Cinema"Uye zvinoita kunge zvinotaridzika zvakaoma, uye hapana chaunoona. Sachigaro haatauri kudaro, haati, haadyi. Uye ava vadikani, vakatorwa zvachose kubva kuhupenyu hwenjiva, nekune vakanyatsoenda kubva kutsime uye harichizotarisa kure kure. Uye avo vasina kumbobvira vambove vari munharaunda yematare, neimwe nzira havagone kutenda, uye avo vanogara ikoko - vanopika zvakanyanya neyemurume muridzi Hollywood! ".
Pane zvinobudirira zveimwe zvinodhaka zveRussia mukuenzanisa neatorwa"Chii chinonakidza: Iwo mishonga inoita zvakadzama, zvakanyatsotsika tekinoroji, uye kumedza. Uye wobva wanzwa kurapwa kwekurapa - chaizvo zvinoenderana ne ch3So2n5 formula, pamwe nemethyl chlori Zvekare, tarisa iyo ch3So2n5 yemurume nemukadzi haatore, uye, izvo zvinonyangadza zvakanyanya, ivo vane zita rimwe chete. Huye, uye Switzerland, nyika diki kwazvo. KRAKNOYARSK ndima inozvifukidza segwai renzombe. Ari kuriritira uye anoshanda kunge odiwel muhosha, asi asingakwanise kurapa munhu wese mune nyika iri kure kwatinongova uye nekubudirira. "
Pane zvemhuri tsikaBaba vakapfeka mwanakomana wavo mukona.
- Iwe une maapuro maviri. Ndakakanda imwe. Marii yauinayo?
Pacific Buunce.
- Iwe waive nemaapuro maviri. Ndakacheka imwe yakachekwa. Marii yauinayo?
Skululing, zvimedu, akatsikirirwa pamadziro.
- Iwe waive nemaapuro maviri. Ndakapisa imwe. Ini! Ndakadya. Yakawanda sei iwe yaunosara ?!
Kuchema, kutinhira, kurova.
- Wakachengeta maapuro maviri asina kusvibiswa mumaoko ako akasviba. Ndakaburitsa mumwe uye ndikadya. Marii yauinayo?
Creek, kuchema.
- Baba! USA! - Kwete, iwe unoda! Wakanga uine maapuro maviri. Ini ndakaburitsa kunze ndikatsika-tsika. Mumwe wevaviri ndakanyora tsoka dzangu. Yakawanda sei iwe yaunosara ?!
Shore, Howl, Kupopota, Kunaka Mom ...
Nezve dzimba dzekugara uye dzimba dzeCommunal uye dzinokwezva zviitiko"Lipkin, murume akura, munhu akaremara asina gumbo, aigona kuzorora, asi anonyora, anofarira kana kukwidziridzwa. Tsamba yacho yakanyorwa mumutauro wakanaka, nekumukira kwekare uye mienzaniso yakajeka. Nechido uye chakagutsikana akanyora tsamba nezve dombo rakadonha. Mutsara mumwe nemumwe, sezviri pasi pezvidhina chimwe nechimwe, kune vanhu vanorarama pamazuva edu. "
Nezvekutaura pamasocial network"Tinobata nharo dzakapesana. Kupokana pasina chokwadi. Kupokana pane hasha. Iko kukakavara, kutendeuka kubva pane chirevo chevhoti pahunhu hwemumwe wako. Chii chingataure chrome pane hunyanzvi hweHerberta von Karaian? Kana iye achangodaro achizivisa kuti aive Chrome, anozviziva anokundwa. Chii chingaitwe nemunhu, uyo asina kuchinja pasipoti? Ndeapi maonero echigadzirwa anogona kunge ari murume pasina kunyoreswa? Uye kazhinji, zvichaita here kufarira kufunga kwemunhu mhanza, nemhino dzakadai? Tangotanga kugadzirisa mhino, kukura bvudzi, uye wobva wataura. "
Pazano re Instagram Blogger, kunyanya vakadzi nezvekurasikirwa uremu"Maererano nemirairo yekudhinda kwedu, ndakaverenga magazini ekurapa nemabhuku ezvinyorwa. Kuti achengetedze hutano uye makore mazhinji ehupenyu, ini handina kudya mazai uye bhoteli kwemakore matatu zvichienderana nemirairo yemagazini ekurapa. Zvadaro zvakazoitika kuti ichi chikanganiso, hapana nyama haina kukosha. Kuti achengetedze hutano uye hupenyu hwakareba, ini handina kudya nyama kwemakore maviri, asi zvakazoitika kuti ichi chikanganiso, iwe unofanirwa kudya chingwa chidiki uye ufambe zvakanyanya.
Ndakarega kudya chingwa ndokutamira zvimwe. Ndiri kunyora kubva kuchipatara. Ini nemusikana wangu akarara achikukumbira kuti uzadzise chimwe chinhu chinonakidza pane izvo zvinokumbirwa nevatambudzwa. "
"Zvino izwi rangu revo rinoreva": vasikana nezve midziyo yemuviri
- Ndiudze, inzvimbo yekuvandudzwa kwedombo rekutungamira munzvimbo isina mweya?
- Aaaa! Iyo Institute yakawira ruoko uye pfuti yakabuda kunze. Akapfurwa nemusoro wedhipatimendi rechitatu.
Zuva rakatevera racho, boka remashizha akawa, marori akawomba, akatamira ku taiga. Panzvimbo yekare chete mhepo yakatama iyo yakasara chidimbu cheSteam kupisa.
Kufona. Ndiudze, ndapota, inzvimbo yekuvandudzwa kwedonhto redhiri munzvimbo isina mweya?
- Aaaa! Zvakare! A-ah! Ba-Bach! Mumwe munyori ane ruzivo akapfurwa akafa, kuzvikudza kwesangano.
Zuva rakatevera racho, taiga tese, pamwe chete nechando chakatamira kuKarakuma.
Kufona. Ndiregerere, ndapota, kuti zvakare, ndinogona kukunetsa iwe ... Icho chiitiko chekusimudzira kwekutarisisa kwemakonzo munzvimbo isina mhepo?
- Ehe. Unodei?
- Wash iwe unogona?
About Akakiiwa, Camcorders nedzimwe Dhijitari Camp ""Pakupera kweMugwagwa wega wega kuisa turnity." Ehe, iwe unogona kufamba uye zvakadaro, pahutano, asi ichi chisingareve - kwandinoda kuenda ikoko uye kuenda. Pakupera kwemugwagwa wega wega kuisa turnity. Nekuti. Ngazvive zvichiri kusvetuka. Hapana chikonzero chekuvhunza. Chete kuparara kunopihwa kuziva. Uye basa mukupfeka. Rega mira urege kupfuura. Kuvepo kwavo kuvepo pachavo, iko kutaridzika kwazvo ... iwe enda pamusoro pavo - kumeso kuri kupisa, shure kwavo - musana unopfuta. Uye ivo havabvunze chero chinhu ... kusvika zvino. Izvi ndizvo zvese zvinoitwa. Uye watoveurwa. "
Nezvevakadzi"Mune chero guta rinoenda kwaari, harisi kutya kurasikirwa nebasa. Mukunaya kunouya, mumashizha eurga. Murume akavhiringidzwa zvizere uye akaenda. Yakarasika kubva kunonyanya kuwanda, simba, kudzika. Murume wedu aive asina kusimba zvakanyanya, zvakanyanya kuderera, kunyanya. Anopenga, ziso rakaipa rinotarisa, zviremera zvinotya kurufu, hazvigone kugadzirisa chero chinhu. Pakushanda yakanyarara, kumba pane gitare inotamba. Uye izvi hazvityi, kwete bhosi rimwe chete riri mudinhi. Moscow anosvika kuMosiko kuMoko, mwanakomana wake, iye Mutsvene wake. Kune varume vari pamberi pevanhu mari.
Naizvozvo ndicharangarirwa pakukwirira kwazvo;
Izvo mukadzi haadi: inowanikwa pane pfungwa dzechikadzi
Nezvekurambidza mata."Ini, Kazhinji, pauri! Pane yako barge! .. pane yako chiteshi! .. pane yako yese stepppe! .. "
Nezve Misangano yeHurumende Duma"Ndiani akati hatizive kuti tisingazive sei?" Rave! Pamusoro pese pamusoro penyika. Intrigue, kugadzirira, zvimedu, zvakanyanyisa uye kupararira ... kupenya! Ndiri kufadzwa! Ini ndaitarisira chidiki: Mitemo, mhinduro ... dzisina musoro uye dzisina musoro! Tine zvakawanda - mufananidzo wakakura uye wakanaka wemuchina unoshanda haupi mhinduro. Iyo mbeva yakabereka mbeva: Kuburitswa kwechinyorwa II, kwakabviswa kare. "
"Kunzwa kwakanyungudutswa kunosanganisira utsinye, husina tsitsi uye hutsinye, kunonzi mutsa."
100+ Russian nziyo dzakachinja hupenyu hwedu
"Uye kumwewo matani makumi mana emapepa akapiswa munzvimbo yekuchengetera, mirazvo yakajeka isina kupfeka kuruboshwe. Saka muchengeti paari kilogiramu yeaviri svutugadzike. Uye mumwe kwaari ganda rakapa zvake, chokwadi chekuti pedyo nehembe. Iwe unoverenga uye wofunga: Pane imwe nzvimbo yakamhanyisa, imwe nzvimbo yakanyura, imwe nzvimbo yakatsemuka, uye inowana nguva dzose - anokwevera, iye achazvikwira, achaponesa. Zvakanaka, kana rucherechedza, uye vangani vavakarereka, vanorara pasi pemishini munzira dzedu muchando uye mumvura. Ehezve, nezvikamu zvevaridzi, mapepa emahodhi, benzi rega rino rarama, uye iwe uri mukupisa uye nemazana mashanu emakiromita kubva kuUSA , munzira. Pano iwe uri gamba, iwe hauzive. Uye hauzive kuti zvakawanda sei zvinhu zvakasiyana nehuremu hwako, nekuti iyo inyowani inowanzo kupara mhosva yeumwe. "
Nezve tariro yevagari veRussia"Clock yakatenga, mazuva maviri gare gare karenda yakaramba. Iyo yadhi yatove makumi matatu, uye inoratidza chegumi chegumi. Takamwa mazana maviri nemakumi mashanu, ndakatarisa wachi - yakajairwa wachi. Ipapo miseve yakamira, isu mazana matatu ... Ndakatarisa pawachi: Ishe, pane nyaya, dial iri, chii chimwe chinodiwa? Gomba rakanaka. Uye apo iro raive paupamo rakawa, isu taiwanzo gumbura mazana matatu nemakumi mashanu. Uye ndizvozvo. Yakaunzwa munguva yechando, yakadhakwa mukudonha. Hazvibviri kuita zhizha rose! Yakajairika furati. Zvekare muSanatorium Yakawa Inyanzvi. Chikafu chiripo - icho mune iyo cinemasi mumabufets pamberi pe "nhoo uye pfumo" rinopa ... asi isu takava naro. Isu mune wadhi yakagadziridzwa - yakabikwa, matairi, pea fungisisa. Ok, ndinoti, Gregory! .. yakanaka, konstantin! "
Nezveramangwana redu rakajeka"Zvichava nani." Zvichave. Chirwere chinotora chimiro chine hutano. Hutano hunonyatsojekerwa kuburikidza neGroove dzezvisarudzo, kutadza kutevedzera chete humbowo hwepfungwa kurarama uye kungwara kwevanhu, nekunetseka kugara nyika yedu. "