"Ngime ngaso sonke isikhathi ngaphambi kokhetho olunzima: noma sizophila kangcono, noma imisebenzi yami izokwazi ukungafi." Ngakho-ke uMikhail zhvanetsky wakhuluma, omunye wababhali bezwe, ongaqhathaniswa no-Saltykov - kuphela. Ngokuhlonipha usuku lokuzalwa lwesikhathi seZhvanetsky ukuphuma kwezingcaphuno eziphakeme ezivela kuma-monologies akhe asheshayo, afanele futhi namhlanje ngezizathu ezifanayo, kodwa ezimweni ezishintshiwe.
Mayelana ne-cinema yaseRussia"Futhi kubonakala sengathi kubukeka kanzima, futhi awuboni lutho. Futhi uSihlalo akayikho, akasho ukuthi, akadli. Futhi laba bathandi, bathathwe ngokuphelele empilweni yamajuba, futhi bavele ngokwanele emthonjeni futhi babheke kude kude. Futhi labo abangakaze babe epulazini elihlanganyelwe, ngandlela thile abakwazi ukukholwa, nalabo abahlala lapho - bafunga futhi abashadikazi bavuke i-hollywood! ".
Ekusebenzeni kwezidakamizwa ezithile zaseRussia uma kuqhathaniswa nezangaphandle"Yini ehlekisayo: leyo mithi eyenziwa ngokuningiliziwe, ngokunembaza ngokunembe, nokugwinya. Bese uzwa ukukhala kwezokwelapha - kanjani, ngqo, ngokusho kwefomula ye-CH3SO2N5, kanye ne-methyl chloride yombhangqwana - akusizi, futhi impela i-Switzerland Bastard efanayo ithatha le bacillus! Futhi, hlola i-CH3SO2N5 yabashadikazi - ayithathi, futhi, lokho kuyangenyeka, banegama elifanayo. Yebo, neSwitzerland, izwe elincane kakhulu. Insimu yaseKrasnoyarsk imboza njengemvu yenkunzi. Unakekela futhi usebenza njengedizili esishayweni, kodwa akakwazi ukwelapha wonke umuntu kulelo lizwe elikude lapho sikhula futhi sichuma khona. "
Kumanani omndeniUbaba wahlaba indodana yakhe ekhoneni.
- Unama-apula amabili. Ngaphonsa eyodwa. Ushiye malini?
I-Pacific Bounce.
- Ubenama-apula amabili. Ngisika umuntu osikiwe. Ushiye malini?
I-skeluling, iziqu, zicindezelwe odongeni.
- Ubenama-apula amabili. Ngashisa eyodwa. Mina! Ngadla. Ushiye malini ?!
Ukukhala, ukubhonga, ukushaya.
- Ugcinile ama-apula amabili angashintshiwe ezandleni zakho ezingcolile. Ngakhipha eyodwa futhi ngadla. Ushiye malini?
I-Creek, ikhala.
- Ubaba! Ungenzi! - Cha, udinga! Ubenama-apula amabili. Ngakhipha nganyathela eyodwa. Enye yalezi ezimbili ngifaka izinyawo zami. Ushiye malini ?!
I-Shivery, i-Howl, ikhale, umama we-squal ...
Mayelana nezinsizakalo zezindlu kanye nezinsizakalo zomphakathi futhi zikhange ngezimo"I-Lipkin, indoda endala, umuntu okhubazekile ngaphandle komlenze, angaphumula, kepha abhale, inentshisekelo lapho ilifti ilungiswa. Le ncwadi ibhalwe ngolimi oluhle kakhulu, ngokuguqulwa okudala nezibonelo ezikhanyayo. Ngobubanzi futhi ukhohlisiwe wabhala incwadi ngophahla olubhidlikile. Ngomugqa ngamunye, njengokuphansi kwesitini ngakunye, kukhona abantu abaphilayo bezinsuku zethu. "
Mayelana nokukhuluma ezinkundleni zokuxhumana"Sibamba isitayela esiphakeme sengxabano. Impikiswano ngaphandle kwamaqiniso. Ingxabano ngokuzwakalayo. Impikiswano, iphenduka esitatimendeni seVoti ngobuntu bomlingani. Yini engasho i-Chrome kubuciko beHerberta von Karaian? Uma ememezela ngokushesha ukuthi wayengu-chrome, uyazibona wehluliwe. Umuntu angaphikisana nani, ongazange ashintshe ipasipoti? Imiphi imibono ekwakheni umuntu ngaphandle kokubhalisa? Futhi ngokuvamile, kuzokwenzeka ukuba nentshisekelo ngombono womuntu wempandla, ngekhala elinjalo? Vumela kuqala ikhala, likhule izinwele, bese likhuluma. "
Ngeseluleko sama-blogger we-Instagram, ikakhulukazi abesifazane ngokulahlekelwa isisindo"Ngokwemiyalo yokuphrinta kwethu, ngifunda amaphephabhuku ezokwelapha nezincwadi zereferensi. Ukuze ngilondoloze impilo yezempilo neyesikhathi eside, angizange ngidle amaqanda nebhotela iminyaka emithathu ngokuya ngemiyalo yamaphephabhuku ezokwelapha. Ngemuva kwalokho kwavela ukuthi lokhu kuyiphutha, akukho nyama engadingekile. Ukuze kulondolozwe impilo yezempilo neyesikhathi eside, angizange ngidle inyama iminyaka emibili, kodwa kwavela ukuthi lokhu kuyiphutha, udinga ukudla isinkwa esincane futhi uhambise okuningi.
Ngayeka ukudla isinkwa futhi ngathuthela okuningi. Ngibhala esibhedlela. Mina nama-comrades ami silala sikucela ukuthi ufeze okuthile okujabulisayo ngezicelo zezisulu zokuphrinta. "
"Manje izwi lami lisho ukuthi": amantombazane nge-bodypositive
- Ake ungitshele, ingabe iyisikhungo sokuthuthuka kwe-rocket ukuma esikhaleni esingenamoya?
- AAAA! Lesi sikhungo sawela i-handset futhi kwaqhamuka isibhamu. Wadutshulwa yinhloko yoMnyango Wesithathu.
Ngosuku olulandelayo, inqwaba yamaqabunga awile, lapho amaloli ayebhongayo khona, athuthela eTaiga. Endaweni yakudala kuphela umoya washukumisela ucezu olusele lokushisa umusi.
Shayela. Ngicela ungitshele, ingabe iyisikhungo sokuthuthuka kwe-rocket ukuqondiswa esikhaleni esingenamoya?
- AAAA! Futhi! A-ah! Ba-bach! Kudutshulwe kwabulawa unobhala umphathi onolwazi, ukuziqhenya kwenhlangano.
Ngosuku olulandelayo, bonke abakwaTaiga, kanye neqhwa bathuthela eKarakuma.
Shayela. Ungixolele, futhi, futhi, kungenzeka ukuthi ngiyakuyisidina ... Ingabe iyisikhungo sokuthuthuka kwemicibisholo yendawo engenasici?
- Yebo. Ufunani?
- Geza ungakwazi?
Mayelana nokukhiyiwe, ama-camcorder kanye nezinye "ikamu lokuhlushwa ledijithali""Ekupheleni komgwaqo ngamunye ubeke iTurnstiles. Vele, ungahamba ngakho-ke, empilweni, kepha lokhu kungukunganaki - lapho ngifuna ukuya khona bese ngihamba. Ekupheleni komgwaqo ngamunye ubeke izinguquko. Nje. Ake sisakweqa. Akunasidingo sokwethuka. Ukuphahlazeka kuphela okunikezwe ukwazi. Kanye nomsebenzi ngokugqoka. Ake ume futhi asadlula. Usuvele ubukhona wazo uqobo, ubukeka kakhulu ... uya kubo - ubuso buvutha, ngemuva kwabo - emuva kuyavutha. Futhi ababuzi lutho ... kuze kube manje. Lokhu kungumphumela wonke. Futhi vele ukuqondiswe. "
Mayelana nabesifazane"Kunoma yiliphi idolobha liya kuye, alwasabi ukulahlekelwa ngumsebenzi. Emvuleni kuza, emaqabungeni e-purga. Indoda yadideka ngokuphelele yahamba. Elahlekile kusuka kumaphakathi, amandla, ukujula. Indoda yethu yayibuthakathaka kakhulu, kuthakazelisa kakhulu, kwakudala. Crazy, iso elibi libukeka, iziphathimandla zesaba ukufa, azikwazi ukuxazulula lutho. Emsebenzini uthule, ekhaya esigabeni sokudlala. Futhi lokhu akukwesabi, hhayi umphathi owodwa ePenny. IMoscow iza eMoscow, yeNdodana yakhe, ngomphefumulo wakhe ongcwele. Kwabesilisa abaphambi kwezindleko zamadoda.
Ngakho-ke ngiyokhunjulwa kulo lonke i-Height: Ubaba ukhale ngehlombe elilodwa, umyeni kwelinye, esifubeni, ingane eneminyaka engamashumi amathathu, isandla somzukulu oneminyaka eyishumi ibamba. "
OKUFANELE KUFANELE KULANDELWE: Kutholakala emibonweni yowesifazane
Mayelana nokuvinjelwa mata."Mina, ngokugcwele, kuwe! E-Barge yakho! .. esiteshini sakho! .. kwisinyathelo sakho sonke! .. "
Mayelana nemihlangano yombuso Duma"Ngubani owathi asazi Kanjani? Rave! Ngaphezu kwazo zonke izinga lomhlaba. Ukukhathazeka, ukulungiselela, izikhala, ukuhlangana nokuhlakazeka ... kukhanye! Ngiyajabula! Benginethemba lokuncane: imithetho, izixazululo ... ukungabi nalutho nokungabi nabulungiswa! Sithole okuningi - isithombe esikhulu nesihle somshini osebenzayo ongabanikezeli imiphumela. Igundane labeletha igundane: Ukuqedwa kwe-Article II, okwase kudala kwakhanselwa. "
"Umuzwa onqunyiwe ohlanganisa ububi, onomusa nonya, obizwa ngokuthi ngomusa."
Izingoma eziyi-100 + zaseRussia zashintsha impilo yethu
"Futhi endaweni ethile amathani angamashumi amane ashiswe endaweni yokugcina izinto, iziphetho zikagesi ezinqunu. Ngakho-ke umnakekeli uqobo ngokwakhe ikhilogremu yezinsimbi ezimbili. Futhi omunye kuye ucezu lwesikhumba lwalunikeza okwakhe, iqiniso lokuthi eduze kwehembe. Ufunda futhi ucabange: Kwenye indawo ephumile, endaweni ethile yacwila, endaweni ethile yaphuka, futhi ihlala ithola - uyayikhipha, izosindisa. Yebo, uma ngabe uqaphele, nokuthi bangaki kubo, umjondolo, olala ngaphansi kwemishini emigwaqweni yethu eqhweni nasemvuleni. Vele, ngezingxenye ezisele, ama-Locksmiths, ama-workshops weselula, zonke iziwula zizokwazi, futhi unjalo emakhazeni nasekushiseni, amakhilomitha angama-50 ukusuka e-Magadan, eyodwa, enesihluthulelo , emgaqweni. Lapha uyiqhawe, awazi. Futhi awazi ukuthi zingakanani izinto ezahlukene zigcina ubuqhawe bakho, ngoba i-Feat One ivame kakhulu ubugebengu bomunye. "
Mayelana nethemba lezakhamizi zaseRussia"Iwashi lithengile, ezinsukwini ezimbili kamuva ikhalenda le liyaliwe. Igceke selivele lingamashumi amathathu, futhi libonisa konke okweshumi. Saphuza amakhulu amabili namashumi amahlanu, ngabuka iwashi - iwashi elijwayelekile. Ngemuva kwalokho imicibisholo yamisa, singamakhulu amathathu ... Ngibheke iwashi: Nkosi, kukhona icala, ukushayela kungukuthi, yini enye edingekayo? Iwashi elihle. Lapho uphahla efulethini luwela, ngokuvamile sasiphosa amakhulu amathathu namashumi amahlanu. Nakwesokudla. Kuthunyelwe ebusika, kufakwe ekwindla. Akunakwenzeka ukwenza lonke ihlobo! Efulethini elijwayelekile. Futhi eSanatorium yawa ngokukhethekile. Ukudla kukhona - ukuthi kuma-cinema kuma-buffets aphambi kwe- "Shield and Sword" anikeze ... kodwa sasinakho. Thina esigcemeni siguqulwe - abilisiwe, amathayili, ipea gxila. Kulungile, ngithi, Gregory! .. Kuhle kakhulu, konstantin! "
Mayelana nekusasa lethu eliqhakazile"Kuzoba ngcono. Kuzoba njalo. Lesi sifo sithatha isimo esinempilo. Ezempilo zikhanya kakhulu ngokusebenzisa i-groove of izinqumo, ukwehluleka ukuhambisana nobufakazi kuphela bomqondo ophilayo kanye nobuhlakani bezizwe, nobunzima bokuhlala ezweni lethu. "