Ukukhutshwa kwanamhlanje kwendlela yokugculelwa kwezomoto, uya kubona "i-volga" -Roce evela eBelasus, Moskvich-2140 ngenxalenye yangaphandle yeVaz-2107, engaqhelekanga. Ungalibali nako ukukhangela icandelo eladlulayo.
Umnini wenye yeemoto ezimbi kakhulu emhlabeni ngokuqinisekileyo unento yokuthetha uluntu. Wayincamathisela i-SSAOng yakhe yenani elikhulu lamabinzana kunye neenkcazo. Eyona nto esiyithandayo "yithintelwe ukubanga kwaye ubetha."
Amanani kwi-hood - umkhangeli weemoto ezibizayo njengeeroll-Royce. Kodwa umnini wale ndoda ifuna ukuzivelela okungenani ityebi kangako, ngoko ke wakhupha kwi-hood yakhe emnyama yenqwelomoya.
Khumbula, le yindlela ukusilela kukhangeleka ngathi. Umnini wale moto wayefuna umbhobho opholileyo opholileyo, njengakwi-tuns wisz 370z ummelwane wakhe, kodwa wayengafuni ukuchitha imali kwi-muffler entsha, efaka i-nozzle kwipleyiti yentsimbi endaweni yoko. Nantsi i-clown!
Zhulagulu okanye umuscovite? Nje ukuba abe yi-Muscovite 2140, kodwa umntu wafaka izibane zentloko, i-grille ye-radiator kunye ne-bumper kwiVaz-2107. Iivili iivili kunye nemida yayiphinde yaphinda yaphinda. Ndiyazibuza ukuba ngubani kwaye eyona nto iphambili kuthi ndigqibe kwelokuba ndicinge "bubungqina"?
Yintoni le "isibhozo" yayifuna ukwenza iqhekeza le-linoleum njenge-moulguarr enkulu? Mhlawumbi ungumntu nje onesidima kwaye unyamekele ukuba imoto yakhe ingahlambulukanga ezinye iimoto ezimlandela.
Le yindlela umntu akhangeleka ngayo, ongenakuyeka ukuhombisa imoto yakhe ngexesha. Jonga nje ukuba zingaphi "zabadibanisi" zixhonywe kolu nyango ngelishwa.
Omnye owasekuqaleni wayefuna umntu kwi-hood yemoto yakhe. Wayegqiba kweliphi isigqibo sokuyithatha? Kunjalo umxube! Ndixelele, inokuthiwa njani kule nto? Yimalini ingqondo egulayo ifanele yenze ngemoto yakho ?!
Yeyiphi i-roys engaqhelekanga - iRoyce ngokuchasene nemvelaphi yefama edibeneyo yeBelariyo? Asiyonto yokuhamba-rowce konke, kodwa eyona irhasi - 3110 "i-volga", ethi umniniyo ugqibe kwelokuba aqhube phantsi kweRolls-Royce phantom. Mhlawumbi kwilali kwaye uyehla, kodwa ngubani ozama ukukhohlisa?
Ngendlela, lo ngummangaliso ujonge ngasemva. Nceda uqaphele ukuba iivili zevili elingasemva zifumene izihlangu ezazivale iivili. Akukho zibane zentloko kwi-trunk, njenge-bumper engezantsi. Kodwa kukho ipeyinti yokuphelisa imibhobho yokuphelisa.
Oku kukukhanya kwentloko ukusuka kwi-gizelle, andidideki? Umntu othile uthathe isigqibo sokwenza imbonakalo ye-Wagon Mercedes-Benz 250 t kancinci, igqunywe ngokupheleleyo inxenye yangaphambi kwe-Grille ngaphambili kunye ne-bumper.
Umnini wale ncwadana isetyenziswe iplastiki yeplastiki yeplastiki yokwenza olona chaphaza elingaqhelekanga kumavili esiwabonayo. Kwakhona, uyabetha ukuba abantu abanjalo bacinga njani.
Umnini we "isithoba" wayeqhuba isithuba esihle kwimoto yakhe. Kule nto, wafaka ikhithi yomzimba kwaye wasebenzisa i-radiator grille ukusuka ... Vaz-2107.
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