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Iminyaka elishumi elinesihlanu, iminyaka esixhenxe kwaye iminyaka emibini - iintombi ezimbini kunye nonyana omnye

Sukucwangcisa nantoni na

Ayinamsebenzi. Ukuba awufumani kuphela ii-lutns phambi kwemveliso - ungahambi. Okanye sele emotweni, unyana uya kuthi akayi kule myuziyam - emva koko ajike kwenye. Okanye namhlanje, iPasta yakho oyithandayo ayiyi kuba - emva koko ilambile kwisidlo sangokuhlwa. Okanye, endaweni yezicwangciso, kuyimfuneko ukuqhubeka ngokungxamisekileyo iibhutsi zerabha kunye neKakaya-Ke xa usekwe kwibhasikithi ye-migzeppi-profeppi-fesmedries kunye nabafihlayo kwi-cashier.

Okanye abahlobo ababuqokelelayo ukuba batyelele, baya kubiza xa sele sikwiholo kwiibhutsi, kwaye baya kuthi ukuba umntwana wabo bagula - ke iindwendwe zicinyiwe, zijika zibe zii-hysterics.

Lungiselela ngokukhawuleza kwaye

Nyama yaseFrance?

- Maam, kukho i-anyanisi.

Isaladi Olivier?

- Maam, akukho saphethi!

Lincamathisele ngeShamel Sauce?

- Maam, susa yonke into eMacaron.

Ipelepele?

- Maam, thatha ipelepele kwinyama.

Isaladi yeetamatisi kunye nekhukhamba?

-Maam, wabamba zonke iitamatisi. Kwaye kutheni uzisike?

I-pasta engenanto. I-tomatito iyonke. I-cutet. I-buckwheat nobisi. Wonke umntu wonwabile. Okanye hayi. Ke ukulila nje okude, kubuhlobo, ukuguqukela ekubeni ibe yi-hysterics.

Ukulala

-Umama, sele elula, vuka!

- Umama ulele, dlala okanye ulinde.

- Mama, ndifuna ukuvuka!

-Umama ulele, ubisi lwe-puff okanye ulinde.

-UMama, uZoya usesekhaya, akayeki esikolweni?

- Zoe !!! Khwela !!!! Bonke, Mama ukuba alale ngakumbi.

-UMama, eOlenkanyiweyo!

- Damn, kusafuneka ndivuke kwaye utshintshe i-diaper.

-Umama, ndandibambekile!

-Umama, nam!

Ukulila ixesha elide, ukuya kwi-hysterics.

Ukuthandabuza

- Mama, ngubani?

-Intombazana.

- Hayi, mama, ngubani?

-Yintombazana, uphilile, apha.

- Nyala! Mama, ngubani?

- Phi? M-MAMAAAA! NGUBANI? ... (Ommm) ...

- UMomandla, u-Olenka ubuza malunga nedoli ezandleni zale ntombazana.

- Enkosi sithandwa. I-Olenka, yidoli.

- Ewe, mama, unodoli.

Ukuhleka kukaMlami, ukuguqukela kwi-hysterics.

Jonga kwiindonga

- Nikolai! Yiyeke yeKitten, akafuni ukudlala nawe ebantwaneni!

- Mama, wazi njani, ndavalela umnyango?

- ZO! Beka igajethi yakho kwaye wenze, ekugqibeleni, ibhedi!

- Ewe, wazi njani ukuba andizange ndisitshise?

- Yintoni,

-Ngaba. Wazi njani yonke into?

-Elenka, suka emnyango, umama kufuneka abe kwindlu yangasese.

-Umama Piste? -Nganjalo, kwindlu yangasese, phuma, nceda.

-Aaa, Mama Kakk!

I-Mamino Rearl, ijika ibe yi-hysterics.

Yeka ukulala

Iluncedo, kodwa ayinamsebenzi. Okanye u-Olewana uchaza amashiti alo ephupheni ngeedrawdars, kwikhemenzi ngokwayo. Okanye uchaze amashiti am, xa kufikwa ekuseni ukuya kwijerks amaphupha ekuseni. Okanye uthatha ibhedi ephezulu ukuya kudadewethu omdala, uza kudlala ngodoli kwaye uchaze apho. Ngayiphi na imeko, ibhedi icinywe yonke imihla. Ukuba iyayibetha, ke akukho xesha lokuphila, kunye nezithombisi kwaye sele luqhelekile.

Shiya ikomityi kwi-sink

Hayi indebe kuphela. Kananjalo isipuni, iplate, esinye iplate, iscapan. Ndinentombi enkulu! Kunye nokusasazwa koxanduva, ukuhlamba izitya kuye. Ukuba akayilibali "ngayo, ngokukhawuleza ukulala ngokukhawuleza. Ke inqaba yaseBhabheli esinki yayindim.

Kodwa oku sele kuhlwa, wonke umntu ulele, kunye nekomityi yekofu yekofu yekofu-emnandi yekofu ekulindelwe ukuvela okulindelekileyo kuvala ukuhlamba izitya phantse ngenkqubo ye-SPA. Kwaye ukuba kusekho amakhandlela anqabileyo ukukhanyisa!

SUKUFUNI UKUFUMANA IXESHA LEZITHUBA

Hlamba imigangatho?

- Mama, ndiza kukunceda! Mama, ndanyibilikisela ibhakethi apho. Umama, kwaye ki kitans ayazi indlela yokuqubha? Mama, ndifuna ukuqubha!

Lungisa isalafu?

- Mama, ndiza kukunceda! I-Olenka, masiye kuMama Salad Cook! U-Olenka, unike isitshetshe! Umama, iZoya isuse isitshetshe kwixhama kwaye andiyeki! Umama, u-Olewana waqhekeza iplate!

Andifuni nokucinga malunga ne-odolo

Yiba ngabahlobo kuphela

"Anazi ukuba ugonyo kufuneka wenze ishedyuli?"

-Usekukuncancisa?

- Ngaba asilixesha lokufundisa imbiza?

Kodwa ubusuku bam bulele kangangeenyanga ezintlanu!

-Ngaba ndizinikele ekunyukeni kwam, nantsi indawo ephambili yabasetyhini!

-Ufuna ntoni, ekukhuleni kwakhe wakukhumbula yonke le nto?

-Ungakwazi ukufunda ntoni?

-Ndiza kukunika idilesi ngoku, uya kunika u-Oleutha apho, ezi ziiyure nje ezinesiqingatha kunye neendlela ezine, kodwa ngenxa yoko kuphela ngenxa yabantwana abakwazi ukuya!

Kwigadi. Yonke egadini. Kwaye akukho ngxubusho yezihloko ezishushu, nkqu nezabo. Apha ndinamanqanaba angama-80 kwaye ngaphandle kwe-hysteria.

Kubanda

Yanga idolo eliqaqambileyo. Bamba iintende zakho ebunzini. I-whisper ipeyinti endlebeni. Brrrruk esiswini. Fowunela ecaleni kwe-bunny yendlela. Veza i-babu ye-fly babu yagu. Sela zonke izilo ezivela phantsi kwebhedi. Kodwa xa ndingazifumana ndilele, ndiza kuya kwinqanaba elilandelayo lobuchule.

Ekuqaleni, itekisi yapapashwa kwindawo "yeMAMSILA". Sipapasha ngokusonjululwa kweofisi yoHlelo.

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