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Ndijonge umfanekiso we-Apollon kwi-albhamu, eyayisebuntwaneni.

Ndiyaxoka, ndifunda le ncwadi malunga namagcisa e-venetian. Kukho inkanuko. I-Titan hates tintoretto isebenzisa i-verone njengesixhobo sokuziphindezela. Wonke umntu ulandela enye, izixhobo zentonga, iiplani, indlela kunye neemodeli. I-venice ihlala nge-popcorn kunye needreyini, malunga ne-filivar kwi-facebook. Ngamafutshane, ngokutshaba.

ULiran uyeza, ubona i-nude entle nuda, iqala ukuqhayisa:

- Mama, ngaba ufunda malunga namagcisa?

- Ewe.

-Ufuna ukufana nabo?

- .... Ewe.

-Uhle, intle, intle (ukujonga kwiVenus yokulala), ayibonakali nantoni na ekhoyo apha ngasese ...

I-FTTTCH Iyonke icandelo "Sokrisation":

-Ngaba bapeyinta kakhulu? Ke ungayiboni eyona nto iphambili?

- Ewe, kunjalo. Umculi akazitsali oko wawayo. Yonke into icingelwa, ivela kwizikhundla zezandla.

"MMMMM ... Ndingathanda ukujonga aba bafazi ngokwesiqhelo, ukuze yonke into ingaba ibonakala (ibuyela eSusanne kwaye imbuyele nge-hip).

UAdam ubaleka, ancipha phakathi kwethu kunye nempumlo kwi-albhamu:

- Ahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahaha! Ooooooo ... Ooooooi ... Bonke abahamba ze! Ithini ngqo ipeyintiweyo? Ukuhleka, ewe? Yima ... Vernel. Nika le nto kwakhona. Ahahahahaha! Ezona zinto zihlekisayo! Ngokunje, uNyana weza kuye, isithsaba esivela emyezweni sizisiwe, ubeka intloko. Uhamba ze, bonke balala, Ahahahaha! Mum! I-videl ?! Njengam! Nam ndenze nesithsaba egadini, sikwekhumbule?

- Ewe. Yindawo yeVenus, isithixokazi sobuhle, kwaye "unyana" wam nguThixo wothando.

- Ewe? NguThixo? Luhlobo luni lwe-kindergarte ?!

Enye yeengxoxo ezingenantsingiselo xa uzama ukubethelela inkcubeko (uthixokazi, intsomi), kwaye uzama ukuvuka kwigadi, uNyana usandula ukubuyisa , walala imini yonke, akazange avuke!)

Kwaye nantsi ke isitya sokuhlambela, esiziimizileni kunye no-Adam, kwaye ndibona umphetho weliso, njengoko i-liran iyaqhubeka ijongeka ngocinga ngoSusanna. Ndikhumbula oku. Ndijonge umfanekiso we-Apollon kwi-albhamu, eyayisebuntwaneni. Amava angaqhelekanga-kwenzeka into ethile, kodwa awuyiqondi loo nto. Ndikhumbula, kwaye ngoku ndifundile le mbono ukuba ndilixoki - "Ukulayisha ..." - I-Neurons Bhala ikopi ene-tintoretores ngeyona ndlela ingenayo kwi-IRIS.

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