Kukho izinto umntu anokuthi akwazi ukuzola, kwaye omnye aqhume nje kuhlaselo lokucaphuka. Kodwa kukho iimeko ezinjalo ezikwaziyo ukurhoxisa neyona ndoda ininzi, iqala ngokuhlala zikhathaza iiglasi xa usitya okanye usele ishushu, kwaye uphelile ixesha elide elinde kwifowuni yomqhubi.
Thina kwi-Adme.ru sendawo ye-Intanethi esiphakamileyo kwaye safumana amatyala amaninzi anokwenza i-psyche yaba ngumntu olungeleleneyo.
1. Xa besithi: "Hlala, nceda ngomgca. Uya kuphendula umqhubi wokuqala okhululekileyo "
2. "Kulula ukuvula." Ewe, kwintshukumo enye
Umbhalo: "Kulula ukuvula."
3. "Kwibhokisi yeepakethi ezisi-8, nangona i-9 ingagqibelela"
4. Xa usitya ishushu
5. Iyunithi eKosyushka ingena kwenye indawo
6. "Ke indoda yam ithatha itshizi isuswe kwindawo"
7. "Ndivakalelwa kukuba oku kwenzeka kum ngokufuthi kunokuba bekuya kuba"
8. "Akayidli le nxalenye yomhlobo weetapile, awachukumisayo
9. Uhlobo oluthile lwepaneli yokupheka engachanekanga
10. "Abakhange bachaze ukuba ingakanani ngqo kufanele ukuba ibe yiDradee"
11. "Namhlanje ndigqibile ukuqokelela iphazili ngaphandle kwe-999
12. "Umphefumlo wam wentlungu"
13. Lo ngumngxunya obonakalayo obonakalayo kwilaptop yam entsha "
14. Ke ngoko yenza ummelwane kaBawo egumbini "
15. Kwiibhokisi ezinjalo bazisa iodolo, kwaye ke zinokusongelwa
16. "Umntu ovela e-ofisini yam akaze ayenze i-cola"
17. Ndandiyalela le bhafu. Weza apha kwiphakeji enjalo "
18. "Isidlo sangokuhlwa saphelile kuloo nto ndibeka ipeleyithi kwi-paste yam. Kutheni ipepile kwibhanki emhlophe, kunye netyuwa emnyama? "
19. Leliphi icandelo lepensile yombala lifihliwe kulo mfanekiso wepensile?
20. "Enkosi ngeziqu ezivela eBroccoli"
21. "Ngalo lonke ixesha ufikelela esiphelweni se-dedoorant yesitayile, iyawa"
22. "Umama wacela ukuba ikulungiselele ifoto yefriji yabo ye-ofisi"
Mhlawumbi ucaphuka ziimeko ezithile ezinokuthi zikhuphe i-khwele ngosuku?