I-Twitter iye yaba yintambo ethandwayo malunga nokugcinwa okungekho mthethweni kwabo baneentloni. Siyazi, nakwenzekile kuwe:
Ngoku ndikho "yeka elandelayo" yatsho "ubusuku obulungileyo" !!!!!! Kuyo yonke i-minibus!
Kanye emva komsebenzi eBistro, ndaya kumthengisi ukuya kwi-cashier kwaye phantse yabathengi bonke besithi "Unomdla wokutya" (kwanomfana othenge iikhondom). Ingqondo yam kwiimeko ezinjalo ilula: "Andinguye, awunakunkqonkqoza."
Ukusukela ngonyaka, ndayeka "i-Starbax", kuyo nayiphi na "enkosi" ephendula "ndiyabulela." Ukuhlekisa kakhulu xa umntu wanceda ucango oluvulekileyo, umzekelo.
Kwakukho imeko xa ndicela iphakheji "yeDixie" ayifuneki? " Kwakuyimfuneko ukubona ubuso bakhe, ndiye ndayiqonda into endiyithethileyo.
Ngandlel 'ithile ndathenga ikofu kwivenkile yekofu kunye nombuzo "ngubani igama lakho?" I-Fight "Ikhadi".
Kodwa igama likatitshala kwiSikolo seMaam ngengozi, ewe?
Nje ukuba umfana wam wangaphambili wandibiza ngokuba nguMama Misha.
Iklasi ngo-5 ngandlela thile iphuma ebhodini ukuba ixelele iParis kwaye endaweni ye "yaziwa" edumileyo "ukuba" ichithe ". I-PI ** ET, iAthena yathembisa ukunceda iParis Songare. Esezidelini kukho utitshala waseRzhach kunye namazwi akhe "i-paris!" Phantse iminyaka engama-20 idlulile, ** xa ulibale.
Kwiminyaka yesikolo ndangena nyhani. Ngempelaveki kukho umngcwabo ovela kwizalamane, okokuqala, yonke le nto, enexhala, eqondakale. Kwaye ngoMvulo, ndafika esikolweni, ndathabatha ukutya kwigumbi lokutyela kwaye endaweni yokuba "enkosi" liziwele izihlandlo ezininzi kwaye liye.
Ndakhe ndayalela iteksi kwaye endaweni ye "Ukungena kwesithathu" kwatsho "kwisithathu phantsi ** b".
Ubizelwe kwi-intercom kwaye wabuza "Molo, usekhaya?"
Ukusebenza namaxwebhu. Isiqingatha kunyaka ophelileyo, xa babuza "indlela yokufika e-N" esitratweni, ngaba uye wanikezela "kwipasipoti kunye nam ?!"
Ngandlel 'ithile elunxwemeni ayizange iqaphele ukuba igumbi lokunxiba lihlala, kwaye laya, kwaye endaweni yokuba "Uxolo" lathi "Molo, unjani?" Bl ****, ukuza kuthi ga ngoku.
B * Ndikhe ndaba kuthuphuma kweKhadi leShishini le-ntetho ukusuka kwi-O ** I-zero "Ndifuna ukuba unqwenelele ... ... Ukonwaba, Impilo "
Ndatyhala ibhinqa kwibhinqa elitolo, kwaye endaweni yokuba "uxolo" lathi "ndicela uxolo."
Iintsuku ezimbalwa ezidlulileyo kwivenkile yeempahla zaya entwasaleni, zicela uxolo kuye, emva koko wabona ukuba le yayingeyondoda kwaye wathi: "Uxolo, bendicinga ukuba uyaqhubeka. Kwaye imizuzwana embalwa yeza kum ukuba ndithetha nendoda. Umama wakhangeleka endibukeka kum.
Ndikhumbula amaxesha amanye amaxesha athile kwisifundo, waqhekeza eofisini kwaye endaweni ye "Uxolo ngokufihla" i-epic fuct "enkosi ngokufika kade."
Ndiya kwisikhululo seMetro ukuba ndigcwalise ipasile, ndicinga ukuba kufuneka uthenge icuba. Ewe, kwaye kunjalo, ndibeka idlule kunye nemali efestileni ngumqhubi kwaye ndimxelele: "Molo, ngaba kukho iqhosha?"
Umntu osebenza naye uphatha ingxelo phambi kwakhe, ifowuni ibiza etafileni, uyayivula ngobuchule ingxelo kwaye uthetha molo. Okanye yayiyinto ebonakalayo.