Ulwazi, izakhono, izakhono kunye namanqanaba okwenene kuphuhliso losana kwikholamu ye-IRA yeIraIulina.
Ndisoloko ndizama ukujonga imeko ngokunyaniseka, ukuvavanya le ngxaki kumacala ahlukeneyo, kodwa xa kufikwa emntwaneni wam, kwaye yonke into icinezela iqhosha elithi "Yoyika".
Xa intombi yam yayingazami nokuba ikhetha kwiinyanga ezi-6, ndayeka ukulala (ha ha, ngokungathi ndilele ngaphambili). Izimvo ezihlekisayo kwiiForamu zeMamatheter azithembisiyo nantoni na elungileyo, kwaye amanye amaqela angenayo ajonga iifowuni "eziqinisekisiweyo zeOsteopath."
Kwaye, mna, ngokunyaniseka, bendikulungele ukwenza yonke into, ukuba ngumntwana wam kuphela ophuhlisiweyo kwimigangatho.
Gijimani, ndiza kuthi intombazana inyibilikile kwiinyanga ezisi-8, ndineminyaka emi-4 ibingamiswanga. Kodwa uyazi, ndiye ndakhathazeka malunga, kwaye konke ngenxa yemilinganiselo yophuhliso enyuliweyo. Kuyimfuneko ukuqonda ukuba onke la manani aqaliswe kakhulu kwaye ajonge ngokupheleleyo kubo. Kodwa zama ukuchaza lo mama-neuro, engalali kwiinyanga ezininzi.
Ke ngoku, ngoku ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndingcatshe umandlalo wokuqala woKuller yabantwana ukuya konyaka kwaye ndixele ukuba umntwana angaphuhlisa njani, endifuna ukuyitshicela i-bananas enamaza amabinzana.
IVeki ye-1:
Ukutya, ukulala, uyakhwaza, iqale yahlukumeza.
Inyanga enye:
Ukutya, ukulala, uyakhwaza kwaye uhlala uhleli.
Iinyanga ezi-2:
Ukuyeka ukukhumbuza iqanda elibiweyo, litya, ukulala, uyakhwaza.
Iinyanga ezintathu:
Idla, ukulala, ukuhlazisa ngeendlela ezahlukeneyo, kuxhomekeka koko akukhathazayo; Umfula iinwele zakho ngengcambu ukuba bangena isandla. Mhlawumbi uncume, ukuba uyahlekisa cwaka.
Iinyanga ezi-4:
Kulungile: Yitya, ulele, ukhuphele, uzama ukukhetha ifowuni yakho. Kukholelwa ekubeni uyonwaba kakhulu ngalo lonke ixesha ukuphelisa i-rattle, ephoswa phantsi.
Iinyanga ezi-5:
Rzhet, ukuba ubetha umlenze malunga ne-engile. Esona sitya siyithandayo - iminwe, kodwa sikulungele ukuzama kwaye sincama yonke into oyithandayo: iithoyi, ukushanga kwifowuni, i-nippdy's nipple's.
Abanye abantwana ngeli xesha sele befundile ukuqengqeleka ngasemva esiswini, abanye bade babambe ibha kwaye babe sezimpungutye, kwaye abanye bafanelekile kuyo (intombi yam, ihlabathi elithe tye, ilizwe lam lilungelelaniswe ukuya kwiinyanga ezisi-7). Ewe, ewe, ukulala (hayi kakhulu, njengoko ndingathanda) ndikhwaze.
Iinyanga ezi-6:
I-zucchild ye-zucchild Uyayazi indlela umama asabela ngayo, ukuba utsala la maqhekezi ezindlebeni; Ukutsala njenge-Senbernar, ifakwe emlonyeni, i-nubble yonke into eza ngaphesheya kwendlela yayo (ubukhulu becala). Mhlawumbi inokuthi ijike, oko kuthetha ukuba utshintsho oluguqulweyo lujika lube ngumthumeli, apho uyindawo ye-villain, eyaphumelela wonke umntu.
Iinyanga ezisixhenxe:
Ndifumanise ukuba ungayipholisa njani ukujika i-porridge etafileni kwaye wenze imizobo yempembelelo kuyo. Mhlawumbi wahlala phantsi (Nangona, ngubani na oya kumbeka?), Mhlawumbi akayithathi, kodwa ngandlela thile aphuma kwelinye icala lebhedi kwimizuzwana emithathu, efunde ukutsala intambo kwiTV. Wafumanisa i-epilation yekati.
Iinyanga ezisi-8:
I-Splashes yolk, izama ukuvula ifowuni kaBawo (ngaphandle kwebhedi), iwele i-Shakespeare (kodwa i-Chew), ingeyinyani), ngandlel 'ithile iguqukele kwindlu yangasese ukuba ndaya kumzuzu omnye.
Ndifundile ukuba loluphi uhlobo lomdlalo "kwi-KUU". Ukuhleka, ukuba ubonakalisa into ehlekisayo (isimo sezulu, ukufaka i-YouTube, umama, uvaliwe kwi-Balcony-kuyahlekisa, kwaye iyeza lentsapho)
Iinyanga ezili-9:
Ndizamile ukuncancisa izihlangu zikatata, i-furine yokutya, impukane eyomileyo kwifestile, i-woll kubantu abangabaziyo, njengokuba ufuna ukukhulisa i-diaper, ndizama ukunyusa inkxaso, ndafumanisa ukuba yintoni Into yokudlala entle ifunyenwe kuyo nayiphi na iphakheji.
Iinyanga ezili-10:
Ihambahamba elwandle ngesantya sokukhanya, ikholelwa ukuba ezona zinto zimnandi kwiplate yakho, zibugqume ikati, ngokungathi yi-bied headsets, iginye i-dachshund yam, iginye i-dachbund, iginya iincwadi emva kwenye (ngokwenyani enye ye ILizwi), i-mattors engaqhelekanga kwindawo yokudlala yomculo, ikholelwa ukuba amavili avela kwi-strolit yeyona nto imbi kakhulu emhlabeni.
Iinyanga ezili-11:
Ngokuzithemba uthetha ngeelwimi ezintathu (nangona kungekho mntu ubaziyo), ukudanisa eludongeni phantsi kwencwadi yomculo, ukufikelela ngokupheleleyo, ufunde ukuvula iifowuni zekhiloji, ufunde ukuba zikho iitshixo zekhibhodi ezikhoyo I-laptop, intembelo yokuba zonke iidrowa kwiNdlu kufuneka zihambe kwaye zizise i-odolo apho. Izama ukuhambisa imi. Ukuwa. Ukuwa. Ukuwa.
Iinyanga ezili-12:
Ugcwalisa igalari yefoni yakho yefowuni kunye namakhulu esiziikhi, ndiyakhumbula, apho isitshixo siseflethini; Ayivumeli mntu ukuba acinezele iqhosha lesinyuli, wavula ilizwe elihle lebhakethi yenkunkuma; Ndiyayiqonda indlela emnandi, xa ubaleka kwindlela evela kumama; Uyayazi indlela yokwenza umakhulu wakhe umshiye angasekho.
Uyazi, nkqu nolu luhlu lungagxekwa (phambili), kuba bonke abantwana bahlukile kwaye wonke umntu uyakhula esikhundleni salo. Ewe kunjalo, kuya kuba kuhle ukuba umntwana uza kukhula ngeendlela zakhe ezipeyintiweyo ngosuku, kodwa ye-ALAS lelona lizwe lingaqhelekanga.
Eyona nto iphambili kukukhumbula ukuba yonke imilinganiselo emiselweyo kwiincwadi zezifundo ingumntu onobushushu esibhedlele, ke iinwele ziphinda zifanelekile (kuba umntwana uya kwenza).
Kwaye ekugqibeleni. Intombi yam kwintombazana yam yayinamazinyo ali-12, kwaye intombi yakhe yayinoontanga-2. kwi-avareji, amazinyo asi-7 afunyanwa emlonyeni. Ke sibhala iindlela: "emntwaneni, umndilili wamazinyo ama-7." Ewe, uyaqonda.
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