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Ntugategure

Ntacyo bimaze. Niba utabonye mittens gusa imbere yibisohoka - noneho nta kugenda. Cyangwa usanzwe mu modoka, umuhungu azavuga ko atagiye kujya muri iyo nzu ndangamurage - hanyuma agahindukira ku wundi. Cyangwa uyumunsi, pasta ukunda ntabwo izaba - noneho bashonje basangira. Cyangwa, aho kuba gahunda, birakenewe byihutirwa inkweto za rubber na kakaya - hanyuma kuri cheque nzatera ubwoba mu gitebo cya mignon-pinkipeppi-pinkipeppier.

Cyangwa inshuti zateraniye hamwe kugirango usure, zizahamagara mugihe usanzwe muri koridoro mu nkweto, kandi bazavuga ko umwana wabo yaguye - hanyuma arangara gusa urugwiro, ahindukirira hysterics.

Tegura vuba kandi gusa

Inyama z'Abafaransa?

- Maam, ngaho igitunguru.

Salade Olivier?

- Maam, nta muheto!

Shyira hamwe na sosi ya Beshamel?

- Maam, kura byose kuva Macaron.

Urusenda rwuzuye?

- Maam, fata urusenda mu nyama.

Salade y'inyanya n'imbaho?

- Maam, yafashe inyanya zose. Kandi ni ukubera iki wabitsemye?

Ubusa. Inyanya zose. Gukata. Buckwheat amata. Abantu bose barishima. Cyangwa ntabwo. Noneho kurira birebire, bya gicuti, bihinduka hysterics.

Gusinzira

- Mama, usanzwe ari umucyo, haguruka!

- Mama asinzira, ukingire cyangwa utegereze.

- Mama, ndashaka kubyuka!

- Mama asinzira, amata ya puff cyangwa utegereze.

- Mama, Zoya aracyari murugo, ntabwo ajya mwishuri?

- Zoe !!! Kuzamuka !!!! Bose, mama gusinzira.

- Mama, Olenka yatsinze!

- Nyamuneka, uracyafite guhaguruka ngo uhindure isabune.

- Mama, nagumye!

- Mama nanjye!

Kurara cyane kurira, kujya kuri hysterics.

Gushidikanya

- Mama, Ninde?

- Umukobwa.

- Oya, Mama, Ninde?

- Uyu ni umukobwa, yego, hano.

- Noahoe! Mama, ninde?

- he? MamaaAa! Ninde? ... (Ommmm) ...

- Mama, Olenka arabaza ibipupe mumaboko yuyu mukobwa.

- Urakoze Nshuti. Olenka, ni igipupe.

- Yego, Mama, igifu.

MANIM SENTER, ahindukirira hysterics.

Reba mu rukuta

- NIKOLAI! Reka ugende mu kikoni, ntashaka gukina nawe mu bana!

- Mama, Wabwirwa n'iki ko nafunze umuryango?

- Zoe! Shira ibikoresho byawe hanyuma ukore, amaherezo, uburiri!

- Nibyiza, nigute ushobora kumenya ko ntayobye?

- Proweli?

- ntabwo. Nigute ushobora kumenya byose?

- Olenka, va kure y'umuryango, mama akeneye kuba mu musarani.

- Mama Piste? - Oya, gusa ku musarani, sohoka, nyamuneka.

- AAA, Mama Kakak!

Mamino atontoma, uhindukirira hysterics.

Hagarika Uburiri bwa Stroke

Nibyingenzi, ariko biracyafite akamaro. Cyangwa Olenka asobanura impapuro zayo mu nzozi zinyuze mumpapuro zombi, kugeza umusego ubwawo. Cyangwa asobanura impapuro zanjye, ngiye kare mu gitondo kugirango nduke inzozi za mugitondo. Cyangwa ufate uburiri bwo hejuru kuri mukuru wawe, azakina mu gipupe kandi arabisobanura. Ibyo ari byo byose, uburiri bwahanaguwe buri munsi. Niba nabyo biranyeganyeho, ariko ntamwanya wo kubaho, na hysterics kandi bimaze kumenyera.

Kureka igikombe muri sink

Ntabwo ari igikombe gusa. Ikiyiko, isahani, irindi sahani, isafuriya. Mfite umukobwa ukomeye! No kugaburira inshingano, gukaraba. Niba atigeze yibagirwa ", atontoma vuba ibitotsi. Hanyuma umunara wa Babiloni mu kanwa wari ukiri njye.

Ariko uyu ni umugoroba, abantu bose bararyama, kandi igikombe cy'icyayi biryoshye-ikawa mu gihe cyo guceceka kuva kera bisobanura gukaraba amasahani mu buryo hafi ya Spa. Niba kandi haracyari buji nziza kumucyo!

Ntutegure ukuza k'abashyitsi

Karaba hasi?

- Mama, nzagufasha! Mama, navuze indobo aho. Mama, n'ibikona bazi koga? Mama, ndashaka koga!

Tegura salade?

- Mama, nzagufasha! Olenka, reka tujye kwa mama salade! Olenka, Tanga icyuma! Mama, Zoya yakuyeho icyuma ku mpongo kandi simmpa! Mama, Olenka yamennye isahani!

Ntabwo nshaka no gutekereza kuri gahunda: Uruziga rw'ibikinisho hirya no hino ninka yanjye ihoraho, kujya kuri hysterics.

Ba inshuti gusa hamwe nuwawe

"Ntabwo uzi ko inkingo zigomba gukora cyane kuri gahunda?"

- Uracyansa?

- Ntabwo igihe cyo kwigisha inkono?

- Ariko ijoro ryanjye ryose riryamye amezi atanu!

- Ariko niyeguriye ububyeyi njye ubwanjye, iyi niyo ngingo nyamukuru yumugore!

- Urashaka iki, mubusaza yakwibutse ibi byose?

- Niki ucyaha gusoma?

- Nzaguha adresse ubungubu, uzaha Olekayo, iyi ni amasaha abiri nigice gusa na bine byatewe gusa, ahubwo ko ari byo gusa ushobora gusa!

Mu busitani. Byose mu busitani. Kandi nta kiganiro cyingingo zishyushye, ndetse nonyine. Hano mfite urwego rwa 80 kandi nta hysteria.

Imbeho

Gusoma ivi ryakomeretse. Fata imikindo yawe ku gahanga. Kwongorera kumatwi. Brrrruk mu gifu. Hamagara kuruhande rwumuhanda bunny. Erekana Kuguruka Babu Yagu. Kunywa ibisimba byose kuva munsi yigitanda. Ariko iyo nshobora gusanga gusinzira, nzajya kurwego rukurikira rwubuhanga.

Mu ntangiriro, inyandiko yasohotse kurubuga "Mamsila". Turabitangaza hamwe no gukemura ibiro byatangajwe.

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