Eater bed and hookah-serial-maniac: 5 Madly stupid horror films

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Eater bed and hookah-serial-maniac: 5 insanely stupid horror films Dmitry Eskin

These incredibly delusional horrors devour the brain of the audience with the burdens of the most respected and hardworking zombies. Time Out offers to plunge into the atmosphere of TRASH and Ugon along with these 5 movies.

Ominous hookah (2006, dir. Charles Band)

A little-known director Charles Band is a master in his genre, which can be attributed to the direction of "delusional horror films". In his service list, such masterpieces like "bloody dolls", "freaks", "Bay and Luggie", "ominous hookah" and other base projects. But especially among them allocated the last picture.

According to the plot, students love "Puffy", students order a chic hookah for reaping - by the way, the fact that the past owner of this unit died, they were not embarrassed. Actually, after the first tightenings, the most trash events begin to occur with the guys, which can not be described in words. The heroes are creatures in ugly and at the same time ridiculous images, which would be difficult to come up with even a fiction under the influence of heavy substances. What is this: mystic or banal parish? It has already been to unravel the viewer while watching - but for this you need to have a titanic excerpt. Interestingly, the film has five more sequels. Apparently people who want to experience their psyche for strength, there was a sufficiently large number.

Human Multalone (2009, Dir. Tom Six)
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Eater bed and hookah-serial-maniac: 5 insanely stupid horror films Dmitry Eskin

If the previous picture is not popular, then I didn't hear about the "human multicoral poppy", perhaps, only a hermit living without the Internet. The film tells about the hard doctor Haytor, who kidnapped three tourists. It would seem that the plot is predictable, but then the events will develop a completely unimaginable way.

The doctor is not going to kill or ask for a redemption for his prisoners, its goal is just to make a sixth creature of them with a common digestive tract. How? He saves the "rear pass" of one person with the mouth of another. It looks as much as possible and disgusting, but the desire to learn how this trash will end, prevails over the desire to turn off the film and quickly forget about what he saw. The most funny that Tom Six did not tell the investors about the direct method of creating the so-called human multicatics. Apparently, afraid of refusal to sponsoring. Nevertheless, the film was still able to interest the audience, since in the 2011th and 2015 years two more continuations came out.

If you have become interested to look at the experiment of the "Good Doctor" experiment, then prepare in advance that a couple of days you will definitely eat normally.

SYnevir (2013, dir. Brothers Aleshechkins)

The desire of the Aleshechki brothers becomes the first Ukrainian directors 3D-horrifies worthy of praise. And if the authors approached writing the scenario and the immediate implementation of the project, relying on the mind, and not on insane fantasies, it would be beautiful at all.

The action of the film occurs in the 70s in the Soviet Union. The group of students comes to Lake Sidevir, located near the Carpathians. Comrades hear the shavors and shouts of "AU" from the forest and shouts and immediately remember a terrible story. It is based on the legend of the anthropomorphic beings of Peshegolovsky, which imitates the voices of the lost people, in order to lure them in a trap and eat. What happens next - to guess easy.

In general, the film completely copies the typical American slashier, but to make a picture so absurd, it was necessary to pretty try. Attempts to enter into the script, elements from the ancient Russian legend look a pity, special effects worse than those of the same 70s, and the monster itself resembles a rubber dog with human hands. What really unites Russian and Ukrainian cinema, so this is disgustingly shot modern horror films.

Dizelike (2016, dir. Pavel Ruminov)

Contrary to the problem saying, in Russia three troubles: fools, roads and bad horror films. This successfully proves the film of Pavel Ruminova "Dizlike" released in 2016. It seems that the director when creating a picture screamed inspiration from the aforementioned "sinister hookah" - there is no other explanation for the existence of this phenomenon of cinema.

The plot is that for the advertising campaign of the new energy, a group of video blocks is settled into the mansion with video cameras. However, the action turns out to be a trap and heroes alternately begins to kill a maniac in a baby mask. Even taking into account the baseness of Slachener, it is difficult to come up with more stupid scenes of murders - for example, one hero was killed by a credit card, and the other was tied with chains to the head of the octopus, which was subsequently exploded. Of course, the basis is a completely flat scenario, a terrible acting game and annoying stereotypical character dialogs. By the way, Mary Wei, the main heroine played the main character - taking into account the editorship of the film, most likely they called to attract attention to the premiere.

On mortal odds: Box - Cannon (1977, Dir. George Barry)

The release of the first work of George Barry fell on the 70s of the last century. The plot of the film is pretty surreal: Once, sitting on the tree, the devil saw a bathing girl in the lake, which he liked that Satan, materializing his thoughts, has found a bed and entered on her sexual act with his victim. The action was killing in the literal sense of the word - the young lady died. Wait, it's not all. After a copulation, the bed did not remain standing without a case - she continued to devour people who also wanted to do love on her or just sleep.

If you consider the film as a purely arthaus surrealistic product, then you can somehow be "digest."

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