"Do not treat me": the patient is rather dead

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The debut full-length film of the director Misha Marales "Do not treat me", according to his own admission, was filmed two years ago, but I just got to rental now. Among the producers are the odious Elena North, which fulfilled one of the roles. The main character - the Doctor of Haws from the "city N" - is playing Ivan Yankovsky. And the other stars is enough, but it's not worth doing this bet.

The young, of course, ingenious and, as a result, a zinic surgeon Ilya (Yankovsky) snaps from boredom in a provincial hospital breathable to incense. The prolonged repair turned the building to the more Russian ruins, the head doctor (the same Elena North) rests on foreign southern people, her duties, such as the choice of the right color of the walls in the office, executes, of course, who despises Ilya Doctor-loser Stepan Olegovich (Alexander Demidov), sexy nurses And the patients are not averse to twist the shirma behind the score. The only serious person is a resuscitative (Vitaly Shevelev) - for some reason hopes to build career in this "Laddle". There is in the city and its official (Dmitry Nagiyev), and the district (Vladimir Butenko), and Major (Peter Fedorov) ... In general, judging by attributes and characters, a serious application for the Russian comedy. However, not all so simple. In "Do not treat me", so much plot lines, which would be enough for the series. But it lacks even for a two-hour film.

The picture on all pairs is under humorous uhabam - on them, apparently, the future gap of Ilya and the current Major Vera (Lucherya Ilyashenko) is divided into autoavaria. Once at the operating table of the hero Yankovsky, it turns not only in the "most interesting" medical mystery, to solve the best (but, in essence, just the only one) hospital doctor, but also involuntarily falls into the local "anatomy of passion." However, numerous parallel stories are prevented entirely to plunge into the puchin of the romantic line: the patient submits, but corrupt by the authorities, submits to Ilya to the court, then the Son of the official (Daniel Vakhrushev) is on one of the beds, the chief physician finally comes from the resort. One attack for another.

Usataya Ilya-Yankovsky on everything reacts with exhausted sarcasm. The image is clearly written off from the figure of Dr. Haus. True, instead of Vicodin - some kind of self-made brandy, which they with a resuscitation, he is the only friend and neighbor, are used in the evenings, otherwise as notes. All patients are idiots, and therefore they can and need to be funny to humiliate, the bosses are no better, does not deserve any subordination, especially from such a geniine medicine. He is not afraid of a rich, nor deputies or land. In the latter, by the way, the surname is native, so he himself is not happy to bring the population to the agenda and other sad news. A distinct message is lost in a series of roughly glued with each other sketches played with rich, as for the place of cabbage, stars - and some for working on their character took advantage not only by official position, but also photoshop.

"Do not treat me" can be considered an illustration of the thesis that the movie is a collective work, and each link of this chain critical affects its strength. In this case, professionals on the set were in a minority, and the team of beginners in the big film of cinematographers could not create a whole, a piece of rhythm and composition, taking off between Romomom and the Comedy, between complex constructed scenes with second and third plans and Rvanis, in the bad sense of the word, installation. The scenes are arranged, it seems chaotic, some episodes sometimes as if there are not enough, and sometimes the resistant feeling appears and at all that there will not change anything from the change of frames in the sum. Nearby can be written off to inexperience, but for any wide rental is unforgivable. Whoever has been in the credits and "shining" face in posters.

"Do not treat me" at the box office from January 14th.

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