In Moscow will always tell me how to live, even if you did not ask

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What my heart in Moscow is most of all, so this is what you can't disappear here - you will always say what to do.

Here you are going, let's say, in the bus, and I will definitely have that very person who will renounce you a piece of her wisdom: "Go forward." Like, now you are not there, and I will tell you where this is the most "there." And try not pass.

Or you sit in the park, Blessed, but surely from somewhere from the covers, Sergey's guard dictates, who will be clarified that you sat in a certain way on the bench. Or would get out of the lawn. Or they would have left, because he already needs to close some gate, and, by the way, do not go through the main entrance, but through the litter gate. Yes, not there, but to the right.

The Russian man understanding "how should be" in himself sags so that it falls out of it with a quick walking, and his opinion he seeks to express without demand. Because every cook can manage the state. And the state is we all rushing to work in the morning of the hell of the Tagansko-Krasnopresnensky line. Mock?

So do not know what your problem is - go to the place of massacrement of compatriots. There will differ in detail your problems. For example, that a woman you do not have a rocky, but a common item is usual, and the child has a severe mental disorder instead of a smile. There are advice that suggest an immediate action (this is if you are in a difficult life situation and do not know what to do): Dog to sleep, go to pass on the right, be born back, shorten legs, etc.

Expert opinion is an important national trait. In our country, everyone knows everything and everyone understands everything. Is this that our citizens have accustomed to over the past hundred years that there should be an opinion on issues in any industry? Proper, clear and voiced for everyone. Here on the radio, for example, in the morning: "Santa is broken at the bread factory." And then immediately in Bakenoy explain to all: "What is your bread so dry?" - "How not to be dry, if in the factory there is a breaking?"

So, for example, if Granny tells you that it is necessary to change the punch skirt on decent - it is not even that with evil. Just she owns a certain truth that he heard somewhere. And it spreads this truth to the maximum diameter, because he thinks that you did not notice. Not according to own, it turns out, you will have reached for a hanger - faded you, sent them to a false path. You need to tell you, otherwise you will not understand: the radio does not work, the channels are not the same. It is a pity to throw this.

Depending on how truth you need, the mailbox is selected in which you need to follow the notice. For example, at the supermarket checkout, you will directly indicate to which shelving to go where to get up and what to eat, and will not forget to remind about the problems with vision. Otherwise, why the price tag does not coincide, and the grams do not converge? (That is, after that, it is necessary to check for myopia, I remember, yes?)

If you are sure that you are in excellent physical form, then it is better to visit public transport per hour of peak. There everything will tell you about your wrong elbows, legs and extra kilograms. This is in case you want to shake your confidence on this. Or do you think that all your problems with the psychotherapist have you already worked?

For fixes who have a desire to experience the most powerful power of a public expert opinion, there is a door of the doctor's doctor. There you can just sit down and wait for the visit of the woman itself by the name "I just ask!". For the first time you can take a supervisory position, on the second - already yourself caused a member. Just keep in mind that you will prevent you from Alexander Macedonian, Cicero and Jeanne D'Ark, and not the quietest intelligent people who were sitting in their phone on their phone.

For advice regarding the education of children, contact the playground. There you will be told that your child is aggressive or, on the contrary, suffers from autism. It is visible to the naked eye. In school, you can also learn much about what you had to do, but did not do it (to pass on the curtains, by the way, in order not to suffer a feeling of guilt, it would not work - other times already).

Want to be aware of sports analysts - go to the bar. Listen to the most advanced football players, hockey players and rugby players, who last exercises were engaged in fifteen years ago, because everything else closes a plan for sales of seamless iron, dumplings or wireless headphones. They are visible. They are aware. Doubt doubts.

In Russian wisdom there is only one regret: she is always siturative. For things global it is too short. Here, let's say, they advised you to grow more in my head, and how to do it, they did not say. Or they advised to reduce ambitions in the struggle for the turnstile, and the tool did not provide for this. The same with shorter limbs and inappropriate behavior - like, well, how?

It turns out that with a diagnosis in Russia, order, but with practice tens: everyone knows everything, but the paths of implementation are not thought out even about. And it discourages it somewhat: where does such faith come from against the background of perfect inaction? Where is such confidence in combination with absolute incompetence? For example, the next taxi driver, a cloth in the window for evening traffic jams, says that it is necessary to fight the Americans now, and then they took the fashion to throw into the harvest of the marble Claop: the potato is all dying, and we do not guess why!

You go, at this moment you look at the shimmering in the distance of the Kremlin towers and you think: Is this the same country, where were the people who did the revolution? They were born here? Exactly? Or we also threw them?

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