Twitter users told about what they were in line with their children, and the Bored Panda portal gathered their tweets. We give the most interesting from the selection. Do you condemn these moms and dads?
My children think that the dental fair is allergic to dust, so it can not come if the room is not removed to the brilliance.
@MeijaWrites.
Convinced his daughter that there is a game called "Looking to sleep". She pretends that she stacked me to sleep, and I sleep. Probably one of those parent achievements that I am most proud of.
@Thecatwhisprer.
My children would never eat "Brussels Cabbage", but they dares the entire dish "Cabbage-Baby" will be cleaned.
@ Geath81
"I am an adult, and I know what I do" - perhaps the biggest lie I have ever told my children.
@slhutchens.
My girlfriend speaks to his children that the car does not start, until hear that belts are fastened. Now I am wondering how even Milo lie other parents.
@lhlodder
Convinced his three-year-old daughter that humus - food princesses.
@Jimgaffigan.
Parents can be hypocrites. For example, I tell my children that it is not good to lie, and even that Baby Shark entry burned in a fire in the Internet factory.
@Thedad.
She told her boy that the store no longer sells me diapers, so he would have to learn how to go to the pot.
@Thefluffa.
I was tired of waiting when the toaster will prepare everything, so he persuaded the children to eat a dish called "Cold Toast". Now they are their favorite food for breakfast. As a parent, I achieved big heights.
@xplodingunicorn
When we become adults, then you can do anything.
@ MOMTRANSPARENT1.
Three-year old: "Dad, and you cool?" I: "Yes." It turns out, to lie for children is not so hard.
@xplodingunicorn
I heard one parent told the child that when a truck with ice cream plays his melody, it means that everyone sold out. Now I use it.
@Thedad.
When the Son wants to see one of these annoying cartoons, and I'm not in the mood to endure, then I tell him that the main character wants to sleep. While it works (he is four).
@Relllyanna.
Sorry, son. For this toy ceased to produce batteries. It seems that we will have to throw it out.
@ dshack8.
Children should know the full names of the parents on their first day at school. I can not wait for it. Said a four-year apartment that my second name is danger.
@xplodingunicorn
Sorry, cute, but this is an adult chocolate.
@OVERRITZ.
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