Twitter has become a popular thread about random reservations for which they are ashamed. We know, it also happened to you:
I'm now instead of "next stop" said "Good night" !!!!!! For the entire minibus!
Once after work in Bistro, I went to the seller to the cashier and almost every client spoke a "pleasant appetite" (even a guy who bought condoms). My brain in such situations is simple: "I am not, you can not knock."
Since the year, I quit the "Starbax", on any "thank you" answered "Thank you." Very ridiculous when someone helped the door open, for example.
There was a case when I asked the "Dixie" cashier "Package is not needed?" It was necessary to see her face, then I realized what I said.
Somehow I bought coffee in the coffee shop and the question "What is your name?" answered "card".
Yet the name of the teacher at the Maam school accidentally, yes?
Once my former young man called me uncle Misha.
The class in 5 somehow came out to the board to tell about Paris and instead of "famous" blossomed to "scatter". Pi ** Et, Athena promised to help Paris wrap. Still in the ears there are rzhach teacher and her words "poor paris!" Almost 20 years passed, x ** when forget.
In school years I really lagged. At the weekend there were funerals from relatives, for the first time all this, worried, understandable. And on Monday, I came to school, I took to eat in the dining room and instead of "thank you" crossed himself several times and went.
I once ordered a taxi and instead of the "third entrance" said "the third under ** b".
Called to the intercom and asked "Hello, are you at home?"
Working with documents. Half a year ago, when they asked "how to get to N" on the street, did you give a "passport with me?!"
Somehow the beach did not notice that the dressing room was occupied, and went, and instead of "sorry" said "Hello, how are you?" Bl ****, so far is ashamed.
B * I am once at the beauty contest in a presentation business card from the scene E ** zero "I want you to wish ..." His awkward pause, while I am told from myself, but the scared brain was not stopped "... happiness, health "
I pushed a woman in a woman in the store, and instead of "sorry" said "apologize."
A couple of days ago in the store of clothes crashed into a mannequin, apologized to him, then noticed that this was not a man and said: "Oh, sorry, I thought you were alive" and went further. And a few seconds it came to me that I spoke with a mannequin. My mother looked strangely on me.
I remember somehrow times late for a lesson, broke into the office and instead of "sorry for late" epic blurted out "Thank you for being late."
I go to the metro station to replenish the pass, I think that you need to buy cigarettes. Well, and of course, I put a pass and money in the window by the operator and I tell her: "Hello, is there LM with a button?"
The colleague holds the report in front of him, the phone calls on the table, he gently opens the report and speaks Hello. OR was notable.