Usayizi omkhulu uhlala uheha ukunakwa. Noma ngabe kungusayizi wama-cornflake ngesundu noma i-jellyfish ebabazekayo, ngemuva kwayo yathuthumela i-scabel encane. Kuhle ukuthi kunezinto eziningi emhlabeni, zibheke lapho simemeza sithi: "Lona yebo!"
Futhi ngisho nokuphola - yenza isithombe bese ubeka kunethiwekhi ukuze wonke umuntu abone. Futhi thina e-AdMo.ru akazihluphi ukudala okukhethiwe okunjalo.
Kukhona okungahambanga kahle, futhi usawoti ku-toast ubukeka njengezingcezu zeqhwa
Yebo, lokhu akuyona i-Photoshop. Leli yi-jellyfish enkulu enomdlatho webhubesi. Ububanzi be-dome yalo bufinyelela ku-2 m 10 cm
"UHoya abazali bami bakhuphuka kakhulu kusukela ngo-1974!"
"Sethulwa nge-zucchini enkulu (ubhanana ukuqhathanisa). Ukusika futhi waqonda ukuthi leli ithanga le-wax "
Onke ama-beet we-beet
Uke wabona ukuthi izitolo zivame ukumamatheka emangazayo?
"Umama noLemon"
Le sitrobheli sizothatha indawo yonke yamajikijolo
"Uhlanjululwe ngo-190 cm, futhi yileyo ndlela manje ngibukeka eduze nasenkulisa yami ye-Kindergarten"
Bozyl, usayizi we-bagel ngesondo lokuqondisa
Phambilini eRussia avocado ebizwa nge-alligator pear - manje kubonakala kucace ukuthi kungani
"Isilo sami sezimbungulu zikababa wami kanye nodadewabo omdala lily"
Lesi siqeshana sama-flakes sadlula abafo sabo ephaketheni - mhlawumbe, ebuntwaneni ngephalishi elimbalwa
"Ngenxa yalokhu, isihlahla somile, angazi ukuthi indlu yomakhelwane ibukeka kanjani."
"Angikwazi ukulala ngezinsuku ezi-5 ezizayo. Megashar emafulethini ami "
"Ngazama la amajikijolo eNorway"
Lo lamine ebukekayo ovela eColumbus Zoo usengumuntu omncane.
"Mhlawumbe akamkhulu kangako. Kepha yiSouth Texas! "
I-carrot enkulu ngesitayela se- "Edward Hand Scissors"
"Ubaba Wakha Ibhuloho Elikhulu Emfuleni"
Mhlawumbe ukwazile ukudubula okuthile umdondoshiya?