Imvamisa empilweni yethu ukulinda ungahambisani namaqiniso. Umkhiqizo othengiwe awukho konke okufana nalokho kwiphakethe, isidlo esiqediwe sihluke ngokuphelele kulokho okukhonjiswe kwiresiphi. Ngenhlanhla, lokhu akwenzeki njalo. Ubufakazi balokhu - izithombe ezivela kubasebenzisi benethiwekhi abangaxoshwa ikakhulukazi, kodwa ekugcineni baphule i-Kush.
Siku-AdMo.ru sifisa ukuthi uphule i-jackpot ngisho nakulokho okunjalo njengokuthengwa kwe-pizza eqandisiwe noma isinkwa sokupheka ngeresiphi ekhethekile. Futhi kusuka kwibhonasi uzofunda ukuthi yini ishelufu yezinongo, uma ukwenze kulandele isibonelo se-Homer Simpson.
"Ngihlabeke umxhwele, ngicabanga ukuthi le yipitsa nge- $ 3"
"Ngokokuqala ngqa, amakhukhi abhakwe ngendlela kabhontshisi wekhofi. Ukumangala ngenxa yomphumela "
"Ngijabule kakhulu ukuthi ibhisikidi lami liphenduke ngaphezu kwesithombe"
"Damn kusondele esithombeni. Wayithenga ekukhuliseni "
"Kule pizza, ukugcwaliswa okuningi kunokukhonjiswa ebhokisini"
"Kwesobunxele kungumdwebo wami wekhekhe engangifuna ukukwenza. Ngakwesokunene - engingikweletayo "
"Ngiyaziqhenya kakhulu ngami, leli yikhekhe lami elihle kakhulu namuhla. Konke kwenziwa yimi ngesandla. Ngendlela, ngingumhloli ozifundisayo, umhlobisi wekhekhe. "
Lilinde kahle kufanelekile
"Mina ngokwami ngenza leli shelufu libe yisipho sengxenye yami yesibili"
"Ku-Etsy Remond kubiza cishe ama- $ 400. Ngachitha cishe ama- $ 55 ngezinto zokwakha. Amahora angu-16 asebenze."
"Ngicabanga ukuthi senze umsebenzi omuhle kakhulu"
"I-Fruit Pie Fruit Pie"
"Kubuza intombi ukuthi yenze ikhekhe lakhe ngosuku lokuqala lwendodana yami"
"Ama-Newbies anenhlanhla"
"Le ncwadi yanginikeza umkami. Manje uvuna izithelo. "
"Kwamangaza"
"Wanelisekile ukuthi ngithole amakhukhi wami wokuqala we-oatmeal ngo-ukhilimu"
"Mhlawumbe lesi ngesinye sezitsha ezingcono kakhulu zokupheka ku-microwave, engikuthengile"
"Ngakwesobunxele - isithombe sekhekhe ngama-dinosaurs kusuka kwi-Intanethi, ngakwesokudla - ukuzama kwami. Igama lokuzalwa lahlala lijabule kakhulu. "
"I-Cookbook ngokumelene nomzamo wami onesizotha"
"Kuhle kakhulu nge-pizza eqandisiwe"
"Ngijabule kakhulu ngalokho engikutholile"
"Ngiyahlabeka umxhwele. Uthenge le Casserole Potato eSweden "
Kungashiwo ikhekhe
"Yize kungekho nsundu kangaka onsundu, kepha ngisaziqhenya ngama-buns ami wethanga"
Ibhonasi: "Ngenze kahle isheli elifanayo lezinongo, njengeHomer Simpson"
Khumbula icala lapho unenhlanhla enkulu lapho uthenga noma upheka okuthile, futhi usitshele ngaye kumazwana.