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Iminyaka eyishumi nanhlanu, iminyaka eyisikhombisa neminyaka emibili - amadodakazi amabili nendodana eyodwa

Ungahleleli lutho

Akulona usizo. Uma ungakutholi ama-mittens kuphela phambi kokukhipha - khona-ke akukho ukuhamba. Noma esevele emotweni, iNdodana izothi ngeke ayiye kulo mnyuziyamu - bese iphendukela kwelinye. Noma namuhla, i-pasta yakho oyithandayo ngeke ibe - khona-ke balamba esidlweni sakusihlwa. Noma, esikhundleni sezinhlelo, kuyadingeka ukuthi uhambe ngokushesha amabhuzu enjoloba kanye ne-kakaya - khona-ke lapho uphuma ngisethuse kubhasikidi we-mignon-pinzepeppi-transformers futhi uyifihle ku-cashier.

Noma abangane ababuthene ukuvakasha, bazobiza lapho sesivele siseduze kwamabhuzu, futhi bazothi ingane yabo igula futhi izivakashi zikhanseliwe - bese zikhanyisa nje izingcweti.

Lungiselela ngokushesha futhi nje

Inyama yaseFrance?

- Maam, kukhona u-anyanisi.

Isaladi Olivier?

- Maam, akukho mnsalo!

Namathisela nge-beshamel sauce?

- Maam, susa konke kusuka ku-macaron.

Upelepele ogcwele?

- Maam, thatha upelepele enyameni.

Isaladi likatamatisi namakhukhamba?

- UMaam, wabamba wonke utamatisi. Futhi kungani ubanqume?

Pasta engenalutho. Utamatisi onke. Usiki. I-Buckwheat ngobisi. Wonke umuntu ujabule. Noma cha. Lapho-ke ukukhala okude nje, okunobungane, kuphendukela kuma-hysterics.

Ukulala

- Umama, vele ukukhanya, vuka!

- Umama ulala, zidlale ngokwakho noma zilinde.

- Umama, ngifuna ukusukuma!

- Umama ulala, ubisi lwe-puff noma ulinde.

- Umama, uZoya usekhaya, akayi esikoleni?

- Zoe !!! Khuphuka !!!! Bonke, umama alale ngokwengeziwe.

- Umama, u-Olenkaezed!

- Damn, kusamele uvuke futhi ushintshe i-diaper.

- Mama, nganginamathela!

- Umama, nami naye!

Ukukhala okunobungane obude, ukuya e-hysterics.

Ukusola

- Umama, ubani?

- ntombazane.

- Cha, mama, ubani?

- Le yintombazane, kahle, lapha.

- Noahoes! Umama, ubani?

- Kuphi? Mamaaaa! UBANI? ... (ommmm) ...

- Umama, u-Olenka ubuza ngonodoli ezandleni zale ntombazane.

- Ngiyabonga mtakwethu. U-Olenka, unodoli.

- Yebo, mama, unodoli.

Ukuhleka kukaMamini, kuphendukela ku-hysterics.

Bona izindonga

- Nikolai! Vumela kitten, akafuni ukudlala nawe ezinganeni!

- Umama, wazi kanjani, ngivale umnyango?

- Zoe! Beka amagajethi akho futhi wenze, ekugcineni, umbhede!

- Hhayi-ke, wazi kanjani ukuthi angizange ngiyiphakamise?

- Yini, u-Refueweli?

- hhayi. Wazi kanjani konke?

- U-Olenka, ukusuka emnyango, umama udinga ukuba sendlini yangasese.

- Umama Piste? - Cha, ethoyilethi nje, ngicela.

- I-AAA, MOM Kakak!

UMamimo Growl, uphendukela ku-hysterics.

Misa umbhede we-stroke

Kuyasiza, kepha nokho asisizi ngalutho. Noma u-Olenka uchaza amashidi awo ephusheni ngokusebenzisa ama-diapers uqobo, kwi-Pillowcase uqobo. Noma uchaza amashidi ami, lapho kufika ekuseni kakhulu ukuze ijeziswe ekuseni amaphupho asekuseni. Noma thatha embhedeni ophambili kudadewethu omdala, uzodlala ngodoli futhi achaze lapho. Kunoma ikuphi, umbhede uyasuswa nsuku zonke. Uma futhi kuyamkhathaza, khona-ke asikho isikhathi sokuphila, kanye ne-hysterics futhi ngakho-ke vele ujwayele ukujwayela.

Shiya inkomishi echibini

Hhayi inkomishi kuphela. Futhi isipuni, ipuleti, elinye ipuleti, i-saucepan. Nginendodakazi enkulu kunazo zonke! Futhi ekusatshalalisweni kwemisebenzi, geza izitsha kuye. Uma engakhohlwa "ngakho, ukulala ngokushesha. Ngemuva kwalokho umbhoshongo waseBabiloni echibini wawusemi.

Kepha manje sekusihlwa, wonke umuntu walala, nenkomishi yetiye elimnandi lekhofi - wathula lapho kuthula okulindwe isikhathi eside kuguqula ukugeza izitsha cishe kwinqubo ye-spa. Futhi uma kusekhona amakhandlela amnandi okukhanya!

Ungalungiselele ukufika kwezivakashi

Geza phansi?

- Umama, ngizokusiza! Umama, nginamathisela ibhakede lapho. Umama, nama-kittens bayakwazi ukubhukuda? Mama, ngifuna ukubhukuda!

Lungiselela amasaladi?

- Umama, ngizokusiza! U-Olenka, ake siye kuMama Isaladi Cook! U-Olenaka, nikeza ummese! Umama, uZoya wasusa ummese egqoke inyamazane futhi anginginiki! Umama, u-Olenaka waphula ipuleti!

Angifuni ngisho nokucabanga nge-oda: umjikelezo wamathoyizi azungeze indlu ukhala lwami lwaPhakade ukukhala, ukuya kuma-hysterics.

Ube nabangani kuphela ngeyakho

"Anazi ukuthi ukugoma kudingeka ngenze ngokuqinile kuHlelo?"

- Ngabe usancelisa ibele?

- Akusona isikhathi sokufundisa imbiza?

- Kepha ubusuku bami bonke balala izinyanga ezinhlanu!

- Kepha ngizinikele ebusheni bomama uqobo, lesi yindawo esemqoka yowesifazane!

- Ufuna ini, ekugugeni kwakhe ngikukhumbule konke lokhu?

- Yini ongakwazanga ukufunda?

- Ngizokunikeza ikheli manje, uzokunika i-Olenkaa lapho, lawo mahora amabili nesigamu nokufakelwa okune, kepha lokho kuphela ngenxa yezingane ongakwazi ukuya!

Engadini. Konke okusensimini. Futhi akukho ngxoxo yezihloko ezishisayo, ngisho nezabo. Lapha nginezinga le-80th futhi ngaphandle kwe-hysteria.

Ukubanda

Baqabule edolweni elicwengekile. Bamba izintende zezandla zakho ebunzini. Ukuhleba izikhala endlebeni. Brrrruk esiswini. Shayela ohlangothini lwe-bunny yomgwaqo. Khombisa ukundiza babu yagu. Phuza zonke izilo ezivela ngaphansi kombhede. Kepha lapho ngikwazi ukuzithola ulala, ngizoya ezingeni elilandelayo lekhono.

Ekuqaleni, umbhalo washicilelwa esizeni "Mamfi". Siyayishicilela ngesinqumo sehhovisi lokuhlela.

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