Engxenyeni yanamuhla yokuhlekisa okuhlekisayo, uzobona ikhithi ye-Word Endish ye-Vazi-2105, indawo exakile ukufaka izibani ze-subwoofer, "Okhu" ukukhanya okuholayo (kwangempela!) Nokunye okuningi. Ungakhohlwa futhi ukubona ingxenye edlule.
Ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi akuyena wonke umuntu owazi i-octavia engenabungozi yesizukulwane sokuqala kule moto. Imoto ibithwetshiwe emigwaqweni yaseMoscow. Omunye uke wazama kahle ukuyiguqula ibe yinto enolaka ngokwengeziwe nge-airbrushing engajwayelekile ebhodini. Uyathanda?
Lapho sekuyi-vase evamile ye-wheel-wheel drive, mhlawumbe i-VAZ-2101 noma -2106, kodwa, ukushaya umnikazi omusha, yaphenduka umbono omubi we-coupe. Yebo, iminyango engemuva iza lapha, kepha ayizange ithwale isigxobo esiphakathi somzimba. Awekho ama-bumpers emotweni, athathe indawo yekhithi yomzimba eyenziwe ekhaya yezinhlobo ezinolaka. Bese uqeda isithombe ngemoto enkulu elwa emuva.
Ungabeka kuphi i-subwoofer? Imvamisa ifakwa esiqwini, kepha umnikazi walesi "esikhombisa" anqume ukuhlela emilenzeni yabagibeli bangaphambili. Ngempela, kungani ucabangani ngokulula kwabantu abahamba nawe? Into esemqoka ukugcotshwa, noma kunjalo, abafana?
Abanikazi be-VAZ "Classics" abayeki ukuthatha imizamo yokwenza okuthile okwengeziwe ezimotweni zabo. Le moto yathola ikhithi yomzimba engaziwa ekhishini elincanyana, elihlangene ngokoqobo kuma-shreds, njengoFrankenstein. Iphiko langaphambili libukeka liyisimanga ngokuphelele. Kungani konke kwakunzima kangaka?
AmaGazelists nawo afuna ukugibela ezimotweni ezinhle. Futhi njengoba abaklami befektri babebonakala ngokuphelele, futhi ngaphandle kokudala ubuciko obuhle ngokombono wokubukeka, abathengi kufanele bakwenze ngezandla zabo. Lokho kungumphumela nje ovame kaningi, kuvela okubi kakhulu, njengoba, ngokwesibonelo, kulokhu. Okwaphela ngaphandle kokufaka umnikazi kwikhabethe labampofu "gazelle". Ingaphakathi, ngendlela, kufanele kube yingaphandle.
Hhayi-ke, uzama ukukhohlisa, umfana? Umnikazi we-VAZ-2114 ngesizathu esithile efake ingxenye yangaphambili ye-Mitsubishi Lancer X, engeza izinto zayo zokuhlekisa ezinjengesiphangi esifana nesiphangiwe kusuka ngezansi, amaphiko e-hood namaphiko, kanye nezikhiye zemidlalo ze-hood.
Futhi mhlawumbe kungenye yezindlela ezihlanya kakhulu zokuhlanya kwe- "Oki" esikubonile. Umnikazi wanquma ukuthuthukisa ama-Optics angenamandla abuthakathaka, esebenzisa esikhundleni salokho ... izibani ezimbalwa ze-Coulialing Led! Ngokwazi kwakho, cha mayelana nogongolo oluhlekile lokukhanya nenkulumo alunakuba!
Kwesinye isikhathi isifiso sokuvelela (futhi senza wonke umuntu) aholele emiphumeleni engaziwa. Kuhlala kuyimfihlakalo, kungani umnikazi we-Citroen Ax anqume ukusebenzisa amapayipi epulasitiki wezimboni esikhundleni se-nozzle esihlahleni.
Futhi lo mfo akadingi i-silencer nhlobo. Futhi i-hood nayo ayidingeki. Ilethe amapayipi aqonde ngqo kusuka ku-cylinder block. Umsindo kufanele ube ngamabhomu, lokho kubukeka sengathi lokhu. Mayelana nohlangothi olusebenzayo lombuzo engingawakhulumeli nhlobo.
Yini epholile kusuka kuma-pickups aseMelika? Ngaphezu komthamo omkhulu wokuthwala nezinhlobo ezinonya, ama-plus afaka izibuko ezinkulu zohlobo lwasemuva, ezingabonakala ngokuphelele konke okwenzeka ngemuva. Ngakho-ke kungani ungazifaki ngemoto yabagibeli?
Emhlabeni kunenombolo enkulu yabalandeli befilimu ethi "Star Wars". Kepha abanye banesasasa kangangokuba bakulungele "ukuhlobisa" imoto yabo ngemaski kanye namaphrinta avela kule filimu. Kepha lokhu kugcwele idiocy, akunjalo?
Ubufakazi obuhle kakhulu ukuthi ungamane nje usonakalise ukubukeka kwemoto enhle ngesinqumo sombala esihlekisayo. I-White Mercedes-Benz e-Class ithole imivimbo enemibala eminingi ezungeze imiphetho ye-hood and soof racks, kanye nenombolo yezindikimba (kufaka ne-S edumile uphawu lweSuperman).
Esinye isithunzi esimnandi. Isigaba esisha se-Mercedes-Benz GL sibe yimoto yowesifazane owayevame umbala opinki omubi. Unqume ukuyisebenzisa kumadiski anamasondo kanye nama-lattices we-radiator, futhi angeze futhi ebiye "cilia" ezikhaleni.
Lokhu kuvezwa kwabelwe hhayi ngisho nombala wayo opinki, kepha "ibhakede" elikhulu lepayipi eliphumayo elisephakathi ngaphansi kwesiphithiphithi. Kubukeka kakhulu njengoba kufanele. Kepha umnikazi wemoto usiza labo abalwa nomdlavuza, bahlulela ngokuloba ngemuva.
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