Imindeni ejabule imvamisa yakha amasiko awo amancane: Ukuhamba okuhlangene ngeMigqibelo, ukudla ngeSonto, lapho yonke imidanso, noma imidanso ihamba izungeze i-cactus esikhundleni sesihlahla sikaKhisimusi. Futhi bangabahlaziyi ebunzimeni yansuku zonke.
Abantu abahleli bebhodi lebhodi.Ru abantu abangabona isizathu sokuhlekisa okuhle. Imayelana nemindeni enjalo lapho ukukhetha kwethu okulandelayo kanye nebhonasi engalindeleki kakhulu, kodwa enomusa.
"I-sandroke iyathanda ukuqamba amanga nomkakhe kuphela, kodwa ngathola indlela yokuyisebenzisa"
"Unkosikazi wathi udinga itafula elincane lekhofi"
"Unkosikazi wanquma ukuthi kuzohlekisa kabi."
"Intombi yami yamnika udadewabo imoto yakhe ngalolo suku, wabe esethola ikhekhe elinjalo kuye"
"Uxolo ngokwenzeka emotweni yakho."
"Ngithenge ugogo ngengubo yokubulala. Yindlela Inja Yami Emgqolozele Ngayo Lapho Efika Ezokwenza I-Oatmeal Yakhe "
"Sihlala endlini yangasese, amantongomane avela esihlahleni anele. Kohly umnyango wabo wekhishi lasehlobo. Unkosikazi uthukuthele, noma kunjalo, mhlawumbe kungaba yi-colola, kepha umnyango uyaxolisa. Ngakho-ke ngamnika umnyango we-peel of nuts "
"Ngikhumbula umndeni. Ngingathanda ukuthi sonke sihlangana ndawonye, njengonyaka owedlule. Ngiqinisile "
"Angizange ngibe noSteale oyisiphukuphuku ephathini yoNyaka oMusha ukusondeza, ngakho-ke ngacela umkami ukuba angikhethele. Yilokho akwenza ngezandla zakhe. "
© heytsfelixtheCat / Reddit"Imbiza eqotho nenjabulo ngonyaka omusha!"
"Umama wami bekunzima ukuthola i-Google Chrome, ngakho-ke ngakwenza."
"Indodana yami eneminyaka engu-13 ubudala isivele ifike ku-183 cm. Futhi icabanga ukuthi kuyahlekisa ukubeka izinto ngokungahleleki kimi"
"Ngicabanga ukuthi umkami ulungele i-cyberpunk 2077"
Eqinisweni, lokhu kuyimaskhi esiza nge-eczema nokuvuvukala kwesikhumba.
"Ungayenza kanjani ukuze isithombe somndeni siphelele"
"Kulonyaka ngithole i-PlayStation 5 ngoKhisimusi"
"Sikunikeza i-Playstation 5! .. Kamuva, lapho zivela futhi zithengiswa. Ngothando, umama nobaba. "
"Ngithenge umfowethu njengesipho sengxenye kaKhisimusi eseceleni kwebhayisekili lakhe. Kusele amahora ama-4 kuphela
"Umzala wami ungumakhenikha. Le yindlela Anqume ngayo ukupenda isilinda ngePropane egaraji lakhe "
"Ngihlele kabusha izinhlamvu ezisegameni elithi" uthando "ezinsukwini ezi-4 ezedlule. Ngiyazibuza ukuthi unkosikazi uyabona nini? "
"Unikeze umkakhe ngama-pajamas nge-zipper kaKhisimusi"
Ibhonasi: "Unkosikazi wasuka namhlanje ekuseni, ngaphandle kokusho izwi. Lapho ngivuka, kwakusebhodini lekhanda "
"Kusukela ngosuku olwandulela ngalo, ngamtshela ukuthi ngizobahambisa namuhla kubucwebecwebe ukuze bahlanze, njengoba ukujova kwethu kusondela."
Yiziphi izimo ezinhle ezenzeka emndenini wakho? Ingabe unazo izihlobo noma abantu obajwayele abangadli isinkwa - nginike ihlaya futhi ngijabule?