Amakilasi anomfundisi ajwayelekile emhlabeni wonke. Izifundo ezengeziwe zisiza hhayi kuphela abafundi abathole amaphuzu aphezulu, kepha futhi babe yindawo yokugcina izinto ezinokuqonda kwabantu abajwayelekile abafuna ukuthuthukisa endaweni entsha. Ngakho-ke, ngokwesibonelo, u-Oxford unikeza noma ngubani ofuna ukuhamba ngezifundo eziku-inthanethi ezichaza ukuthi kungani izilwane ziziphatha kahle, hhayi ngenye indlela.
Yebo, kule ndatshana, u-Adme.ru waqoqa amacala anelukuluku empilweni yabafundisi ukuba babheke amabhizinisi abo ngakolunye uhlangothi, ngasikhathi sinye baphakamisa isimo ngaye kanye nezwe elizungezile.
- Lona ubuciko obuhle kakhulu engifisa ukuthi ngibone wonke umkhuba wami: "Ngiyisiwula isilwane sakho. Mathematics Awazi nakancane. Yonke indawo lapho amanani akhona khona, ingqondo yami icishiwe. Uma kungazelelwe ungibiza, ngiyaxolisa, kodwa ngiyathembisa ukuthi ngizozama. Ngidinga ukudlulisa i-OGE ku-Mathematics. Ngifuna umuntu ongangidonsela okungenani kathathu. Uma uphumelela, ungamemezela ngokuphephile ngomfundisi omuhle kakhulu emhlabeni noma uSuperman. " © ole4kaolegovna / pikabu
- Omunye umfana uya kumkakhe. Lapho nje ihlala esihlalweni, iqala ukuhlafuna okuthile, khona-ke iyama, khona-ke futhi. Futhi ngakho-ke ngaso sonke isikhathi. Futhi akusona ukudla hhayi ukuhlafuna izinsini. Unkosikazi wabona ukuthi emva kwakhe uSihlalo aqala ukuwaqa. Futhi namhlanje wayeqonda ukuthi yini inkinga. Lo mfana uhlala, ephelele izinyembezi ukugcotshwa kwesihlalo nasemlonyeni, bese uyafafaza. © Umbhali ongaziwa / ideer
- Ingxoxo yami nomfundi: - Yini impendulo emsebenzini wokuqala? - 22. - Ingabe kunjalo? Wenze siphi isenzo? - I-20 ihlukaniswe ngo-5. - Futhi? Kwasebenza kanjani 22? Ngiyacela ukubala kukholamu, "yilokho engikubonile. © Ole4kaolegovna / Pikabu
- Indawo lapho ngisebenza khona njengomfundisi kanye nabafundi be-Consulting kungcono, ngakho-ke kuvame ukuba nzima ukuzwa amagama abafundi. Kepha ngiqhamuka necebo elilodwa elihle: bheka igama elivela lapho ungena ohlelweni lapho bevula ama-laptops abo. Namuhla ngibone umfundi ehamba ngaphansi kwesidlaliso Lenovo, futhi wacabanga: "Yebo, yeka igama elingajwayelekile!" Kulo lonke ukubonisana, ngabiza umfundi weLenovo (ngokwesibonelo: "Yebo, uLenovo, lo mnikelo ulungele kakhulu lapha!"). Futhi kuphela ekugcineni kwesifundo, ozakwethu, ohlekisayo, uthe ukusayina kweLenovo kuyinto ye-laptop yomkhiqizo. Angikalulami ngamahloni futhi, mhlawumbe, angisoze ngavela emsebenzini. © Emmyeggo / Reddit
- Sekwephuzile. Umfundi ulinde ukuthi athathwe ngemuva kwamakilasi. Izingcingo Zasekhaya: "Lalelani, ungasho yini ukuthi umama uzongishiya? O, usemphefumulweni ... nobaba? Naye egeza? " Ngemuva kwalokho uphendukela kuthisha: "Kuzothatha isikhathi, Mnu." © nerdspeoople / reddit
- Ngichithe amakilasi aku-inthanethi munye nomunye wabafundi, futhi abazali babo bakhale ngokuthi labo abayekile ukudlala imidlalo. Ubaba womfundi oyedwa wangena egumbini elihlwanyelwe wamemeza nge-mug engcolile eyayimi echibini. © grus / reddit
- Intombazane ingibiza ukuthi ngibhalisele amakilasi esiNgisi. Ngibuza umbuzo ojwayelekile: "Ngaziphi izinjongo ozidingayo ulimi" - ngoba uhlelo luncike kulokhu. Futhi ukuphendula ukuzwa: "Lokhu akuyona ibhizinisi lakho! Yini oyibuza bonke abantu? Kungani udinga imininingwane yami yangasese? Futhi ngokuvamile, sengivele ngibona, ngeke siphume! Uthanda ukudonsa ikhala lakho ezindabeni zabanye abantu! " - bese uphonsa ifoni. © lirala / pikabu
- Insizwa ethile yangivimba ekolishi futhi ngokuhamba kwesikhathi kwacela ukuba kube ngumfundisi wakhe ebhizinisini. Sabandakanyeka ngesikhathi sakho samahhala ezilalelini ezingenalutho zeNyuvesi yethu. Ngemuva kwamakilasi ambalwa, umyalezo uza kimi: "Yehla uye elunweni, ngashiya okuthile." Isinqumo sasiyisinkwa sonke ngencazelo: "Lokhu kungenxa yokuthi ungowaseRussia, futhi ngiyazi ukuthi kuphela ukudla okudla eRussia." Lapho sikhansele umsebenzi omisiwe, kwathi kusihlwa kwafika umyalezo kimi: "Siba nobudlelwano obudidayo nobunzima kakhulu ukuze sakhe ikusasa ndawonye, ngakho-ke siyingxenye kangcono." © ulahlestment / pikabu
- Ngisebenza njengomfundisi ngesiNgisi. Izingane zihlukile. Namuhla bekungumfundi omusha okokuqala, isifundo ngokuvamile sadlula ngokwejwayelekile. Ekugcineni ngithi, bathi, manje, manje umsebenzi wesikole. Futhi yilona: "Uma ungibuza umsebenzi wami wesikole, ngizothi umama wami ukuthi waphathwa kabi nami." Ngimi ngokulandelayo: "Che - yena?", Futhi yena: "Manje, njengoba uhlanganyela ekufundeni, kusho ukuthi udinga imali futhi, siyaqhubeka nokuzibandakanya esiNgisini, kodwa ngaphandle kwekhaya. Futhi uma kukhona ikhaya, isikhathi eside awusebenzi lapha. " © "Chamber No. 6" / VK
- Ngidonsela olimini lwesiRussia se-One yesishiyagalombili ye-grader. Uhlala nogogo wakhe kude kakhulu edolobheni. Izikhathi ezi-2 ngeviki ngifika lapho nokudluliselwa kwamahora angama-2,5. Futhi ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho umkhulu wakhe wondla kimi isidlo sakusihlwa ngemuva kwamakilasi. Ukwehluleka akumukeli. Namuhla ngixwayise ngokushesha ukuthi angikwazi ukuhlala isikhathi eside, ngakho wabutha ukuba ngidle naye! I-sandwich, ushizi okhanyisile nojusi. © Umbhali ongaziwa / ideer
- Omunye umfundi weza ekilasini futhi angitshele: "Bengingekho esikoleni namuhla. Ngiyagula, umphimbo ulimaza. Umama akazange avume. Futhi ngize kuwe, ngoba ngiyathanda, manje ngifuna ukufunda. Bengingafuni ukuhamba nomfundisi owedlule: wayeyisidina. " Ngakolunye uhlangothi, ngentokozo nangomunye - ngisenkingeni. Kungani kufanele ngiye esikoleni, futhi ungaya kumfundisi? Ingabe abafundisi banokungenakugwenywa? © Okuqinisiwe / Pikabu
- Ubesemhlanganweni obonakalayo nekilasi lakhe ngosuku lokuqala lwesikole futhi wakhohlwa ukucisha imakrofoni. Ngabe sengiqala ukuncela ikati lami, ngaleso sikhathi enganginawo ngamadolo ami. © Irspyder_ / Reddit
- Umfundi weza kimi (ndoda, eneminyaka engama-40). Ngosuku olulandelayo, kwadingeka aphumelele ukuhlolwa kokuhlaziywa kwezibalo. Wakwazisa ulwazi lwakhe ngo-4- / 3. Ulethe incwadi enezinketho eziyisibonelo nawe, okwakudingeka zenze. Futhi-ke kwavela ukuthi kubonakala sengathi uyazi kancane ukuwuxazulula umsebenzi wokuqala, futhi yilokho. Futhi ukuhlolwa, udinga ukuxazulula ubuncane bezingcezu ezi-5. E-Calculator, wasusa ama-zero amathathu, futhi ukungezwa kwezinombolo ezinamadijithi amabili kwaphenduka umsebenzi ongabekezeleleki ngokuphelele. Sasuswa amahora amabili, akazange aphumelele ukuhlolwa. Ngosuku olulandelayo kwafika nokubuyekezwa ngomsebenzi wami: "buthakathaka! Bengizokalwa 2 noma 3. " © ole4kaolegovna / pikabu
- Sebenza umfundisi. Iklayenti elisha lalifunda isifundo esisodwa. Kuvunyelwe ngokulandelayo. Ngemuva kwezinsuku ezimbalwa umyalezo uza: "Kwenzeka, ngandiza ... ngizobuyela ezinsukwini ezingama-3-4." Cishe ngisondle ukuhleka. UCarlson, eDamn! © "Chamber No. 6" / VK
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