I-Drunk Cockada yahlela umugqa eholidini

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Izindaba eziningi zifundwa ngoKorörla. Futhi sine-parrot kakada enkulu egama linguMika. Uvele nathi ngokungazelelwe. Sinomngane ka-Oscar endlini yethu, futhi sabheka ezitolo zezilwane zasekhaya ngemuva kwamathambo nokudla.

Futhi lapho phakathi nendawo kwakukhona iseli le-cocada. Umthengisi wabona ukuthi sasinesifiso futhi satshela umlando oshibhile. Umndeni weParrot waya kwelinye idolobha, futhi abazange bayithathe. Umuntu ojwayelekile weSales Mnumzane wayithatha inyoni, kepha ayivelanga izinkinga ngokunakekelwa. Le nyoni yayisesitolo sezilwane.

Ngangihlala ngizibheka njengomuntu ofanele. Kepha lapha inhliziyo yami yafunga. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ebuntwaneni, ngiphuphe nge-cockada. Ngokuvamile, ngazithathela inyoni. Sinqume ukushiya igama lesidlaliso langaphambili ukuze singadikibali upholi olimele. Udokotela wezilwane welule usuku 2-3 ukuthi angafani kanye ekhejini. Ukukondla nje futhi unikeze amanzi.

Futhi ngemuva kwezinsuku ezintathu ekuseni, izwi elingajwayelekile elingejwayelekile elithi "Blurry Utro" lalizwakala ngokuzumayo. Cabanga injabulo yami? Mina nomyeni wami saphuthuma saya eMike futhi saqala ukumfisela sawubona, futhi wasiphendula. Ngemuva kwalesi sehlakalo, upholi waqala ukukhuluma nathi.

Emva kwenyanga emva kokuvela komqashi omusha, umyeni wakhe wayenosuku lokuzalwa. Simboze itafula, samema izihlobo nabangane. I-Parrot, kunjalo, kwakuyinkanyezi yeholide. Ngesikhathi sothango elilandelayo, waphinda wahamba ngemuva kwesihlalo wavele wandizela engilazini ngewayini futhi waphuze lapho beshaywa.

Sahleka saxosha inyoni. Kepha uKakada akazange ayeke. Wandiza wazama newayini kimi. Futhi anginaso isikhathi sokuvala ingilazi. Yini eqale .... UMika Zahmel ngokushesha. Ungibuke ngamehlo asendle ngokuphelele futhi waqala ukuqinisekisa okuthile kwipholishi lakhe. Futhi-ke nganquma ukundiza, kepha amaphiko awazange ayibambe. I-CCCOCCADA ngomsindo iqhutshwe ipuleti likamama, ukusuka lapho kwahlukaniswa ngamadolo naphansi.

Siphakamise umphefumulo wethu ngeshwa futhi sayisa e-aviary. Lapho, waqala wagcwala nge-gait ephuzile ku-porchochka yakhe futhi wacishe wawa phansi amahlandla ambalwa. Wabe esehlala phansi wawabuka esibuthukweni. Bengicabanga ukuthi uMika uzokwehlisa kancane kancane alale. Kepha bekungekho lapho.

Izivakashi zishiywe, futhi sakhipha uMiku. Waqala ukundiza ezungeze igumbi futhi ubunzima obuthuthukayo bazama ukusho okuthile kithi. Kepha besingaqondi. Lapho-ke utshwala bethu obuncane badonsela zonke izinkomishi zepulasitiki etafuleni, babuthana kwenye inqwaba eyodwa futhi baqala ukuyiphonsa. Sazinikela ekuhlekeni, kepha ngakolunye uhlangothi, bekukhathazekile ngenyoni. Kodwa-ke, utshwala yinto enkulu

Abanye uMika bathulisa phansi bazivumela ukuba bazibeke e-aviary. Futhi ekuseni i-hangover yangempela yaqala. Ngasondela kuye futhi ngathi "Mika, sawubona." Ephendula, wabubula okuthile okungalungile waya esiphuzweni. Konke ekuseni uMika waphuza amanzi, athule futhi abukeka kungakhathalekile. Umyeni wazama ukuyithatha ezandleni zakhe, kodwa waphendula, wakuthola ukushaya okungabonakali emlonyeni.

Kufika kusihlwa, i-Parrot yayihlale kalula ku-aviary futhi kuphela isidlo sakusihlwa sathola ukwelashwa. Ngiyabuza: "UMika, ubhiya uzokwazi?". Ephendula mina: "Mika Hormrrooozha". Ngokusobala, kwakusho ukuthi iphathi yotshwala akwenzekanga nge-pernotik yethu, futhi akafuni ukuphinda.

Uzosisiza kakhulu uma wabelana nge-athikili ekuxhumaneni nomphakathi futhi ubeke njenge. Ngiyabonga ngalokho. Bhalisela isiteshi ukungaphuthelwa izincwadi ezintsha.

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