Abanye abantu bayazi ukuthi basonge kahle konke abakushoyo ngumhumushi ngaye. Kwesinye isikhathi leli talent lisiza ukuphuma omile emanzini, futhi kwesinye isikhathi liguqula isimo esinelukuluku sibe ihlaya. Mhlawumbe umklomelo ohlukile esizowunikeza umsebenzisi okwazile ukuhalalisela umngane wosuku lokuzalwa kwakhe, lapho ngokusobala ebengekho esimweni semizwa.
Siku-AdMo.ru sanamathela kwi-Intanethi futhi sathola abantu ababonakala benempendulo kukho konke. Futhi ekugcineni sashiya ibhonasi encane, okufakazela ukuthi kwesinye isikhathi udinga ukuqaphela izifiso.
"Kubukeka kunengqondo impela"
- Cassis: "Ingabe uthatha isipho?" Mina: "Yebo." Ku: "Thatha lokhu kungcono. Sinesenzo - ngentengo efanayo, kepha ibhokisi lesipho. " Mina: "Yebo, nginjalo nakumkhiwane, ukuthi yithini ibhokisi ..." ukuze: "Ngakho-ke uyisipho noma wena uqobo?" Mina: "Ngisizela isipho." Ku: "..." © Arturdzivia / Twitter
- Simi esitobhini sebhasi, iNdodana ikhala. Futhi nangu anamathela eGogo: "AY-AH, manje ngizophumelela iphoyisa." Ngikusho lokho ngokumelene nezindlela ezinjalo zemfundo. Ubuso bukaBabuli bulahlwa: "Nansi intsha iya ..." Indodana yaphendula ngesizotha: "Ngizokunikeza iphoyisa ngeqiniso lokuthi ukhuluma ngabo!" Ngiyaziqhenya ngendodana yakho. © "overheard" / ideer
- Oshade naye usebenza "endodakazini" yeGazprom emnyangweni wezenhlalo. Ifanela umngani athi: "Lalelani, cela umkami, uluhlobo luni lwegesi slab?" Mina: "Futhi lapha nani?" Yena: "Ngakho-ke usebenza eGazprom!" Ngalengile imizuzwana embalwa, ngabe sengipendiwe: "Thatha i-Gorenje yaseSloveNe!" Yena: "Kungani ngempela kuye?" Mina: "Ngakho-ke kubonakala sengathi, futhi, ngokushisa okuxhunyiwe ..." © avzva / pikabu
"Noma ngubani ohole amanethiwekhi abo okuxhumana nomphakathi, ngifuna ukukhuluma naye"
- - Damn, kuyamangaza ukuthi eminyakeni yakho engama-29 unesifiso sezinto zezingane ezinjengamakhathuni nemidlalo yevidiyo. - Uzimisele ini lapho? - Ukuhamba Kwezemidlalo. - Yebo, ngakho-ke hamba. © JorjessWh / Twitter
- Ngisebenza ngenombolo. Indoda ibiza, icela ukuhumushela kumphathi. Ngiyabuza: "Ungakucabanga kanjani?" Phendula: "Cabanga ngehembe elingenamahembe ehhashini elimhlophe!" Isimo esihle sosuku lonke olunikeziwe! © "overheard" / ideer
- Ingxoxo yeScraps esuka eZara efanelekayo: - Lalela, lezi zimigila zesikhumba azihlukile kwalezo zangaphambilini, sichitha isikhathi sichithiwe. "Futhi awunalutho kusuka kumuntu wami wangaphambili, ngakho-ke ngithokozisa kakhulu ukuchitha isikhathi kuma-leggings." © Wizard_Severus / Twitter
- Ngihlala ekhaya, kungazelelwe kubizwa nge-intercom. Kukhona intombi nendodakazi iminyaka emi-5. Futhi-ke intombi yachaza ukuthi yayinjani. Bahamba nendodakazi yakhe edlula endlini yethu, futhi indodakazi ithi: "Mama, ake siye ku-Aunt Tane?" Le ntombi ichaza ukuthi abakwenzi lokhu, azikho izingcingo ezingahambi zivakashelwe. Futhi intombazane yacabanga futhi ithi: "Ngakho-ke sizobiza umnyango ..." © Tanktayberry / Pikabu
"Umfowethu ufunda ebangeni lesi-2, ngithola namuhla kusukela kumyalezo kamama"
- Silinde umngane. Ukhathele ukubiza i-intercom. Umbuzo: "Uphi?" Phendula: "Ku-Elevator vele ukudla." © I617 / Pikabu
- Kusebuntwaneni, kwakukhona amaGypsi amaningi edolobheni lami, kepha ugogo wathi bekungadingeki ukwesaba. Ngaphezu kwalokho: Kungcono ukuhamba ngasohlangothini. Futhi ngandlela thile ngizungeza isikwele, wangilahla, waphinda yonke indlela: "Mangivumele! Ntombazane, ake ngikunike! " Ngiyahamba, anginakanga, ngisheshise isinyathelo - akusizi. Angazi ukuthi yini etholwe kimi, kepha ngiyeka kakhulu, kodwa ngiyeka, ngiphendukele kuye, yenzele, ngiphendule kuye: "Ake ngiphendule kuye." Angibonanga ukwethuka okunjalo emehlweni asomuntu oyedwa. UGypsy wakhubeka, washaywa ngamandla futhi wagijima kimi ngendlebe. © "overheard" / ideer
- Indodana yavakashela ogogo nomkhulu, ihlenga ngempilo yakhe, ithi: "Eh, angikho izinto lapha, ngifuna umkhulu esibhakabhakeni ..." Indodana ukuphendula: "Kuthiwani uma umkhulu wakhe engenzi Ufuna? " Ngozwela, akakakabi. © OldValkyrie / Twitter
"Ingane inqume ukuthi intambo" yamanothi "edayari yesikole kuye, futhi yenza igatsha ledayari"
Ibhonasi: Lapho ngiqonda kakhulu
"Angifuni ukuqoshwa. Vele ushiye ipuleti lensimbi ngaphandle kokuqopha. "
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