I-Twitter isiphenduke intambo ethandwayo ngokubhuka okungahleliwe abanamahloni abanamahloni. Siyazi, kuye kwenzeka kuwe:
Manje sengingu esikhundleni se- "STOP olandelayo" uthe "ubusuku obuhle" !!!!!! Kuwo wonke ama-minibus!
Kanye ngemuva komsebenzi eBistro, ngaya kumthengisi ku-cashier futhi cishe wonke amaklayenti akhuluma "isifiso sokudla esimnandi" (ngisho nomfana owathenga amakhondomu). Ingqondo yami ezimweni ezinjalo ilula: "Angikho, awukwazi ukungqongqoza."
Kusukela ngonyaka, ngayeka i- "Starbax", kunoma yikuphi "ngiyabonga" kuphendule "Ngiyabonga." Ukuhleka kakhulu lapho othile esiza umnyango evulekile, ngokwesibonelo.
Kwakunecala lapho ngibuza iphakheji le- "Dixie" Cashier "alidingeki?" Kwakudingeka ukumbona ubuso bakhe, khona-ke ngabona engikushilo.
Ngandlela-thile ngathenga ikofi esitolo sekhofi nombuzo othi "Ubani igama lakho?" kuphendulwe "ikhadi".
Kodwa-ke igama lothisha esikoleni saseMaam ngengozi, yebo?
Ngesinye isikhathi engikuqaleni kwensizwa engibiza ngoMalume Misha.
Isigaba ngo-5 ngandlela thile saphumela eBhodini ukuyokhuluma ngeParis futhi esikhundleni sika "Odumile" kuqhakaze 'ukusakazeka'. I-PI ** et, u-Athena wathembisa ukusiza eParis ukugoqa. Namanje ezindlebeni kukhona uthisha kaRzhach namazwi akhe ngokuthi "iParis empofu!" Cishe iminyaka engama-20 kudlule, x ** lapho ukhohlwa.
Eminyakeni yesikole ngiye ngalimala ngempela. Ngempelasonto bekukhona imingcwabo evela ezihlotsheni, okokuqala ngqa konke lokhu, kukhathazekile, kuyaqondakala. Futhi ngoMsombuluko, ngafika esikoleni, ngathatha ukudla egumbini lokudlela futhi ngathatha ukudla "ngenxa yokuthi" ngiyabonga "wawela kaningana wahamba.
Ngake ngayalela itekisi futhi esikhundleni sika "Ukungena kwesithathu" kusho "owesithathu ngaphansi kwe ** B".
Ubizelwe kwi-intercom futhi wabuza "Sawubona, ukhona ekhaya?"
Ukusebenza namadokhumenti. Ingxenye yonyaka edlule, lapho bebuza "ukuthi bafika kanjani ku-n" emgwaqweni, wakunikeza "ipasipoti nami ?!"
Ngandlela thile ubhishi akazange aqaphele ukuthi igumbi lokugqoka lalihlali phama, lihambile, futhi esikhundleni se "ngiyaxolisa" lithe "Sawubona, unjani?" Bl ****, kuze kube manje unamahloni.
B * Ngisekukhona emncintiswaneni wobuhle ekhadini lebhizinisi lesethulo kusuka endaweni yesehlakalo e ** zero "ngifuna ukuthi ufise ..." I-awkyard squess yakhe, lapho ngitshelwa ukuthi ngivela kimi, kodwana mina ngibekiwe " ... injabulo, impilo "
Ngicindezele owesifazane kowesifazane esitolo, futhi esikhundleni sika "ngiyaxolisa" uthe "xolisa."
Ngemva kwezinsuku ezimbalwa edlule esitolo izingubo ishayisa udoli waxolisa kuye, khona-ke zaqaphela ukuthi luyaphumelela lolu wayengeyena umuntu wathi: "Oh, uxolo, Bengicabanga ukuthi uyaphila" futhi akagcinanga lapho. Futhi imizuzwana embalwa yeza kimi ukuthi ngikhulume nge-mannequin. Umama wabukeka ngokungangizwisiseki.
Ngikhumbula izikhathi ezithile sekwephuzile isifundo, sangena ehhovisi futhi esikhundleni se- "ngiyaxolisa nge-" Epic efiphale "ngaphandle" ngiyabonga ngokufika sekwedlule isikhathi. "
Ngiya esiteshini seMetro ngiphinde ngiqale ukudlula, ngicabanga ukuthi udinga ukuthenga ugwayi. Yebo, futhi-ke, ngifaka i-pass nemali efasiteleni ngewindows ngo-opharetha futhi ngiyamtshela: "Sawubona, kukhona i-LM ngenkinobho?"
Uzakwethu uphethe umbiko phambi kwakhe, ifoni ibiza itafula, ivula ngomusa ngombiso futhi ikhuluma nalo. Noma wayephawuleka.