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Makore gumi nemashanu, makore manomwe nemakore maviri - vanasikana vaviri uye mwanakomana mumwe

Usaronga chero chinhu

Hazvina basa. Kana iwe usinga tsvaga iyo chete mittens pamberi pechibairo - ipapo hapana kufamba. Kana kuti yatove mumotokari, mwanakomana achati haaende kuiyi museum - wobva watendeuka kuenda kune mumwe. Kana nhasi, yako yaunofarira pasita haizove - ipapo vanoenda nzara yekudya kwemanheru. Kana, pachinzvimbo chezvirongwa, zvinodikanwa kuti uende ku bhutsu yerabha uye Kakaya - ipapo pakubuda ndichityira kubva kudengu renzvimbo yemignon

Kana shamwari dzakaungana kuzoshanya, dzichadana kana tatova mudhara mumabhuruku, uye ivo vachati "Mwana wavo akafona nezvirwere uye vaenzi vakadzimwa - ipapo kungochema-kushamwaridzana kwenguva refu.

Gadzirira nekukurumidza uye chete

Nyama yeFrench?

- Maam, pane anyepo.

Saladi Olivier?

- Maam, hapana uta!

Namatira neBesHamel Sauce?

- Maam, bvisa zvese kubva kuMacaron.

Yakarongedzwa Peppers?

- Maam, tora pepper kubva kune nyama.

Saladhi yemateki uye makonzo?

- Maam, akabata matomatisi ese. Uye nei wakavacheka?

Isina chinhu pastata. Matomati ese. Cutlet. Buckwheat nemukaka. Wese munhu anofara. Kana kwete. Ipapo kungochema kwenguva refu, kushamwaridzana, kutendeuka kuita hysterics.

Kurara

- Amai, vatove chiedza, simuka!

- Amai vanorara, tamba iwe pachako kana kumirira.

- Amai, ini ndoda kusimuka!

- Amai vanorara, puff mukaka kana kumirira.

- Amai, ZOYA vachiri kumba, haaendi kuchikoro here?

- Zoe !!! Kukwira !!!! Zvese, amai varere zvakare.

- Amai, Olenka akadururwa!

- Damn, achiri kuti usimuke uye uchinje diale.

- Amai, ndakanamatira!

- mama, iniwo!

Kuchema-kushamwaridzana kwekuchema, kuenda ku hysterics.

Kusahadzika

- Amai, ndiani?

- musikana.

- Kwete, Amai, ndiani?

- Uyu musikana, zvakanaka, pano.

- Noahoes! Amai, ndiani?

- kupi? Mamaaaaa! Ndiani? ... (ommmm) ...

- Amai, Olenka anobvunza nezve chidhori mumaoko emusikana uyu.

- Ndatenda mudiwa. Olenka, iri chidhori.

- Ehe, mama, chidhori.

Mamin kuseka, kutendeuka kuva hysterics.

Ona kuburikidza nemadziro

- Nikolai! Rega ubate kitten, iye haadi kutamba newe nevana!

- Amai, munoziva sei, ndakavhara musuwo?

- Zoe! Isa magadhi ako uye gadzira, pakupedzisira, mubhedha!

- Zvakanaka, unoziva sei kuti ini handina kurai?

- Chii, Referiel?

- kwete. Unoziva sei zvese?

- Olenka, ibva pamusuwo, amai vangu vanofanirwa kunge vari muchimbuzi.

- Amai piste? - Kwete, kuchera chimbuzi, buda, ndapota.

- AAA, MOM Kakak!

Mamino Growl, anotendeukira kuita hysterics.

Mira stroke bedding

Izvo zvinobatsira, asi zvichiri zvisina basa. Kana kuti Olenka inotsanangura masheya ayo muchiroto kuburikidza nevose dialapers, kune iyo pillascase pachayo. Kana kutsanangura mashitsi angu, kana zvasvika mangwanani-ngwanani kuenda kuJerk zviroto zvemangwanani. Kana kutora pamubhedha wepamusoro kune hanzvadzi yakura, ichatamba muDoll uye inotsanangura ipapo. Chero zvazvingaitika, mubhedha unodzimwa mazuva ese. Kana iri ichiputsa zvakare, saka hapana nguva yekurarama, uye hystericles uye saka yatojaira.

Siya mukombe mukunyura

Kwete kapu chete. Zvakare chipunu, chiro, imwe ndiro, saicepan. Ndine mwanasikana mukuru! Uye pakugoverwa kwemitoro, geza ndiro naye. Kana akasakanganwa "nezvazvo, nekukurumidza kudzorera hope. Ipapo shongwe yeBhabhironi mukunyura yakanga ichiri ini.

Asi izvi zvatova manheru, munhu wese akarara, uye kapu yemucheka inonaka-kofi-yewaini mukunyarara kwenguva refu inoshandura kugeza kwemidziyo mune imwe nzira. Uye kana kuchine zvinetso zvinonakidza kuchiedza!

Usagadzirira kusvika kwevaenzi

Suka pasi?

- Amai, ini ndichakubatsira iwe! Amai, ndakatora ndoo ikoko. Amai, uye kittens vanoziva kushambira? Amai, ndinoda kushambira!

Gadzirira salads?

- Amai, ini ndichakubatsira iwe! Olenka, ngatiendei kuna mama saladi cook! Olenka, ipa banga! Amai, ZOYA vakabvisa banga pamusuwo uye ini handipe! Amai, Olenka akatora ndiro!

Ini handitomboda kufunga nezve kurongeka: kutenderera kwematoyi kutenderedza imba ndiko kuchema kwangu kusingaperi, kuenda ku hysterics.

Iva shamwari chete neyako

"Iwe hauzive kuti vaccinations dzinoda kuita zvakanyanyisa purogiramu?"

- Uchiri kuyamwisa here?

- Haisi nguva yekudzidzisa muhari here?

- Asi wangu husiku hwese akarara kwemwedzi mishanu!

- Asi ini ndakazvipira kujaya ndega, ichi ndicho chikuru chengetedzo yekuenda!

- Chii chaunoda, mukukwegura kwaAkuyeuka iwe zvese izvi?

- Chii chausiri kugona kuverenga?

- Ini ndichakupa kero izvozvi, unopa Olen ipapo, idzi dzinongova maawa maviri nehafu chete uye izvo zvina chete nekuda kwevana vausingakwanise kuenda!

Kubindu. Zvese mubindu. Uye hapana kutaurirana kwenyaya dzinopisa, kunyangwe nekwavo. Pano ndine huwandu hwe80th uye pasina hysteria.

Kutonhora

Kutsvoda ibvi rakapwanyika. Bata maoko ako pahuma. Whisper zviperengo pane nzeve. Brrrruk mudumbu. Kufona kudivi remugwagwa bunny. Ratidza kubhururuka babu yagu. Inwa ese monsters kubva pasi pemubhedha. Asi pandinogona kuzviwana iwe kurara, ini ndichaenda kune inotevera nhanho yehunyanzvi.

Pakutanga, zvinyorwa zvakabudiswa pane saiti "Mamsila". Isu tinozvizivisa pamwe nekugadziriswa kwehofisi yedhofisi.

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