Chokwadi ndechekuti vana vanogara vachiita chimwe chinhu chinoshamisa uye chinopenga. Uye chinhu chinosekesa hachisi kunyange mukuti ivo vanoiita nguva yese uye ruzha, asi kana iwe ukavabvunza kuti zviitike paminwe yako, vanongova shrug voti: "Ini handidi ziva. " Neraki, vamwe vabereki vanotorwa mifananidzo pano vanoparadza kutarisisa vana vavo, uye tinogona kucherechedza izvi zvese uye giggle.
"Ini ndinongoda kuti munhu wese azive kuti mwana wangu ane makore maviri akasimbirira kuti ave" madhiri "paHalloween ..."
"Tine mibhedha mitanhatu, uye vana vangu vakarara husiku hwese, sevasekuru vekurera kubva kufirimu" Charlie uye Chocolate Fekitori "
"Mwanasikana wangu ane makore mana akaona piritsi rake chaimutya. Naizvozvo, akadzoka aine musoro wekudzivirira"
"Ndiwo mashandisiro akanaka. Ini ndinofunga kuti haafi"
"Yakarasikirwa nemwana wake mumall." Ndokuwana pano "
"Akabvunza hanzvadzi yangu, sezvo muzukuru wangu achizvibata pamuchato. Heano mufananidzo waakandituma"
"Mwanasikana aida barbie centaurus. Isu tinoratidza kune yako hanya yekurasa
"Saka kuti mwanasikana wangu mwanasikana anogona kusarudza nezvatamba, ndakapa madhikoto ake nemotokari. Hezvino izvo zvaakaita"
"Ndakapinda mumba yekutandarira ndikapotsa ndarasikirwa nechipo chekutaura pandakaona mwanakomana wangu akagara seizvi"
"Uku ndiko kufungidzira kwakanyanya kwakaita. Mwanasikana wangu ane makore maviri akakwevera mutsvairo aine choko, uye akabva aenda kundoora"
"Uku ndiko kunoita kuti muzukuru wangu ane makore ga-makore maviri okuda kuita kuti hama yake nyowani ave mwanyewa ake achangozvarwa
"Mwanakomana wangu aisada kuva tiger kana superhero, aida kuve mwenje wemigwagwa"
"Amai vangu vakati ndiimwe chezvandaifarira zvidzidzo muudiki"
"Ndabuda muchitoro ndokuona ndiri mwana, ndakarara pasi. Ndakareva pasi. Ndakabvunza zvakaitika, uye baba vakati:" Anogumbuka kuti magurovhosi ake ndiwo mavara akafanana nejasi ""
"Mberi yangu yemakore maviri anoda nemwoyo wose anoda murume uyu weBony"
"Hauna chokwadi chekuita nazvo. Mwanasikana akati:" Ane Coronavirus! " uye akatanga kuvaka bhokisi "
"Zviripachena kuti mwanasikana wangu anofunga kuti anambiridza ..."
"Ndakatendeuka chaiko kwemasekondi makumi matatu"
"Mwana wangu ane makore matatu-ane makore anofunga kuti ndiNinja"
Tarisa uone vabereki vane gumi nevaviri vakazotambidza vana vavo, vachimanikidza kuti vaite izvo zvavaisazombozviita.