Ehe, mufaro ndipo paunonzwisisa. Uye mutsara uyu unofanirwa kuve wakanangidzirwa sezvazviri. Mushure mezvose, kazhinji nekuda kwekusaziva kweshoko kana chirevo mumutauro wekunze, zvinokwanisika kuwana. Uye mamwe maparera asina kufanana zvekuti anogona kuvhiringidzwa zvizere nemajee.
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- Mumwe wacho anoshanda anodzivisa rwiyo muItaly, anonzi "Parla Piano" (kubva ku firimu "baba vakuru"). Kuziva kuti ini ndinoda rurimi, ndinobvunza: - Parla Piano Piano Yakashandurwa? Ini, ndakatarisa pakutarisa kwangu: - "Taura wanyarara." Counline (Whisper): - Harla Piano Piano Yakashandurwa? .. ..
- Ini ndauya kuchitoro chemotokari, ndapota sarudza mafuta einjini. Mutengesi: "Kana ukaputa, 5w-30." Me: "Mupfungwa ye kana vachiputa? Ini handiputi, nei waiwana? " Mutengesi: "Ini ndinoti, pane idemitsu 5w-30, mafuta eJapan akadaro." © Veos / Pikabu
- Ndakayeuka nyaya diki nezve "mangwanani mangwanani" kubva kubasa riri pabasa. Yakanga iri muKazakhstan, uko ruzhinji runonzwisiswa uye kutaura Russian. Waanoshanda naye anonzi gennady. Akashanda neTurks, uye muTurkey Günaydın (Zvinonzwika se "guneydyn") "mangwanani." Tese tese takagara muhofisi imwe chete. Kuna Gene, vazhinji vakauya, vakakwidza pamota yekushanda. MaTurakiti akavhiringidzwa nevhiki, akapindura kune iyi "Gunydyn" (genNADY) chero nguva yezuva, haana kunzwisisa kuti nei vanhu vachishuva zvakanaka mangwanani chete chete. Ipapo vakaramba vachidya kubvunza kuti chii chaive nyaya yacho. © Thedemah / Pikabu
- Tine runhare kubasa, iyo Eurosport yekumashure inoratidza. Mangwanani kutamiswa kwaive pamusoro peiyo rally muDakar. Ini ndinotarisa kuTV neyekutangazve chiratidzo, uye zvakanyorwa muChirungu "Pahia Ha" Eurosport ". Ini ndinofunga kuti nemarara, chii chinonzi "pahika"? Zvimwe nzvimbo yeiyo iri pane yebasa reBedouins? Ipapo ndipo chete ndipo pakauya: "Pakutanga paEuroport." © Pinda Night / Pikabu
- Mugiredhi rechishanu rakapfuura mazwi eChirungu. Muedzo uyu waiitwa basa: kunyora izwi reChirungu riri padyo neRussia Shanduro. Uye vandaidzidza navo vakanyora seKto, CHTO, Kogda, Kuda Ingova neTranslite. Isu takafunga kuti haana kudzidza, asi iye aisanzwisisa kuti chii chiri dambudziko. Ipapo takatenga iyi bvunzo kune gumi rubles. Kirasi yose yakaunganidzwa nemari yekujoinha, haina kupa mahara. © "overheard" / vk
- PaMari yeSoviet yakanyora shanduro yemabhachi ezvikwereti muRepublic mitauro. "AUVENENZENT KARBOVOVES" Izvi zvisati zvaitika, vaitenda kuti iyo Bill Bill yaive makumi maviri neshanu. Uye saka, kuverenga mazwi ari pairi, pakati pezvimwe zvinhu zvakawana "besh huwandu". Refu kufunga kwekuvimba kuti izvi zvinoreva kuti "kupenga huwandu." © "overheard" / vk
- Mumwe aitaura Chirungu aida kuti Spaniard yaakange aine mutsvawa, mutsara wandinonyara ("Ini ndakakanganwa". Out Fortoy Embarazada. Mukomana wake akatya zvakanyanya uye akashamisika, nekuti muchiSpanish zvinoreva kuti "Ndine nhumbu". © Marnia / Adme
- Muhofisi yeRussia post, ini ndinotumira parcel kuChina. Anobvuma musikana wake ndokuti: - O, uye zvimwe haangarambi tsika. - Nei zvakadaro? - Ndinobvunza. - Heino "mapiritsi". - Musikana haasi piritsi, iri piritsi, "piritsi" muChirungu. Yakatumira urema, tumira kumashure. © 33hapy / pikabu
- MuPoland: Pole anotsanangura Ukrinka, uyo asingazive mutauro wePoland, sei burger. Ukralia pakupedzisira: "Ndinoyeuka." Polka inoratidza kechipiri - uyezve: "Rangarira". Kwechishanu ndakadana wandaishanda naye, chaiziva chiRussia. Inonakidza muchokwadi chekuti muPoland "ndakayeuka" "kukanganikwa." © Yuri Zavavallin / Facebook
- Ini ndiri muturikiri, mushandi ane Chirungu. Nekuda kwemakwikwi akakura, ndinoedza kuvandudza mutauro mazuva ese: kunze kwebasa guru, ndinotora mirairo paInternet uye kuwana mudzidzisi muvakuru. Rimwe zuva ndakaziva kuti yaive nguva yekuzorora: Chimwe chinhu chakadzimwa mumusoro mangu, uye nemapeji matatu emavara andakashandurudza izwi renzvimbo se "Palace". Saka ndatumira mabhuku evatengi nezvezvakarerekera zvitatu-zvitoro. © "overheard" / vk
- Akazorora nemhuri kugungwa. Ndakaedza kusangana nemurume wechiGerman neni. MuChirungu, haana kunzwisisa, uye kuziva kwangu kweGerman kunogumira nziyo dzemapoka eGerman, shanduro dzandisingazive. Asi ini ndaida chaizvo kutaura chimwe chinhu. Saka ndakapokana: ichava saina kuona. Chiso chomupauro wangu chakabvapo, uye maziso akatenderedzwa, sekunge Mephistogeri amire pamberi pake. Ndichindisiya ndakashamisika, ndakakurumidza kuenda pamudyandigere. Zvinoitika kuti ndakati: "Ndinoda mweya wako." © "overheard" / vk
- Payunivhesiti, takanga tine nyaya ye "Styliss dzemutauro weBelarussian", kuziva izvo zvisina kubudirira kuyedza kuisa mari mumisoro yedu yemidhara inoremekedzeka. Uye pane mumwe wevakaroora, takakurukura marudzi ese ekutarisa kutaura. Uye neimwe nzira kwaive nesimba nekunzwisisa kwezvavanoda kubva kwatiri: Vaviri vekutanga, awa yakanyarara. Akarasika Kutenda Muchokwadi, purofesa akatora yekupedzisira kuedza uye akasimudza musikana wangu kubva kunzvimbo yake: - Ndiani watinodaidza varwi vemasango? - Zvakanaka ... pamwe ... Elves? - Ka-ah-Aki-ie e-elf! Partisa-Ane! Aya ari Guerrillas! Gare gare, musikana wacho akataura kuti akabvunza mubvunzo mumwe chete kuna baba vake. Iye, achifunga, akapindura kusagadzikana kushoma: - Zvakanaka ... pamwe ... Elves? © BABH.IM.
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