Twese dutandukanye cyane, ariko dufite ibyifuzo bimwe: shaka urukundo rwacu, ubone ubuzima bwiza mubukungu, kora ubucuti mu binyejana byinshi. Intwari yingingo yacu yagize amahirwe yo kubona abantu babana nabo, nubwo uyu muhengeri ushobora kwita byoroshye, ugaragaza witonze, umwimerere. Izi ninshuti ziza zifite amata nijoro, kandi itora wabonye undi mu birometero ibihumbi, kandi abahisi gusa bahisemo kubyina hamwe.
Twe muri ADME.ru ADEORE GUKURA INSHINGINGO NUBURONGO BYIZA. Niba ufite nko mu ngingo yacu, ubijugunye mubitekerezo. Kandi muri bonus urashobora gakondo usanga Tweets, aho bidashoboka kumvikana: kugeragezwa mubuzima bwacu.
- Ubuzima bwatinyaga imbwa. Nashyingiwe, umugabo yashakaga cyane Psa, kandi ndi injangwe. Nanze imbwa, kandi umugabo wanjye akomoka mu njangwe, kuko atabakunda. Ariko twongeye gusubira mu bashyitsi tubona igikinisho cyakomanze kumuhanda. Sinzi icyanteye, ariko nafashe uyu mwana mpita ntangira guhamagara mu ruzitiro. Umugabo yaratunguwe, ariko agenda acecetse hafi y'umujyi. Mu mavuriro abiri, bavuze ko igikinisho kitari umukode, naho mu wa gatatu, bamusubiza mu buzima bwuzuye. Kandi yakize! Hejuru yumucyo gusa kandi ugutwi. Imbwa yakuriye mu gihuru gito gisekeje, gutwikwa no kwiyoroshya, ariko kwiyoroshya no kumvira, namukunze n'umutima wanjye wose, turamukunda n'umutima wanjye wose, twifuza kugendana na we muri wikendi muri parike. Nyuma yo kugororotse, umugabo wanjye yarampamagaye, yavuze ko yabonye isasu ryo mu kinami. Twanyuze muri gahunda ishaje ku ivuriro rimwe aho injangwe yakijijwe. Afite ibibazo bito by'urwasaya kandi anatwika. Umugabo w'injangwe akunda, baryamye ku buriri hamwe bareba umupira. Ubu narinjiye mu rukundo rwimbwa, kandi umugabo wanjye ni injangwe. © "Kurenga" / VK
- Mfata umuhungu (imyaka 4) ukomoka mu busitani. Bagenda nimugoroba. Ndareba, we na kimwe cyo kwicara muri gazebo kandi vuga ikintu runaka. Nategereje igihe yamwitaga umwigisha, nyuma barataha. Mu nzira, ibiganiro: - Umuhungu hamwe nawe? - Vania. - Wakinnye ikintu? - Yego, mu mukobwa wa mama. - ??? - Gusa dufite mama. - wari nde? "Nari nabaye papa, kandi Danya ni umuhungu wanjye." Nkunda gukina na vanya. Aceceka rwose. © Gavrilamavr / Pikabu
- Nabyaye, ejo nkita umugabo wanjye, ndavuga nti: "Nzana umufuka wo kwisiga ejo" (mfite imwe, buri gihe, buri gihe ahantu hamwe). Nibyo, yazanye, ariko yabanje guhamagarira ibiri muri byo ... yazanye igikapu cyo kwisiga! Ikintu gishimishije cyane nuko mama yari afite, kandi ntabwo yamenye ko nkeneye mascara, ntabwo ari ugukomaroka ubusa. © Malina1988 / Pikabu
- Ndahagaze ahagarara. Frozen. Ntangiye gusobanura uruziga ruzengurutse ibi. Abantu bareba mbere bafite ubwumvikane buke, noneho bakoresheje ishyari, kandi namaze kwihuta, Porozovul, abashakanye bava mu kanwa ... Ndanyitayeho atangira kugenda umukobwa muto, umunyeshuri. Haracyari umusore uri inyuma yacyo. Muri rusange, umugabo yungutse 10-15, yiruka kumuzingi. Hanyuma umukobwa ukiri muto atangira gutobotora inkongoro kandi huhisho muri "Imbyino z'abisimba bito." Ishuti Rzhach, nshyigikiye indirimbo. Kandi watekereza iki? Kimwe cya kabiri abantu bakuze biruka babyina "imbyino ya dicklings ntoya" hafi yahagarara. © # 448469 / Bash.im
- Nabonye hari ukuntu namenyesheje umukobwa umwe, twatangiye kuvugana, kandi nasanze tugenda tumukunda buhoro buhoro. Gusa hano nta kintu kidasanzwe muri we, yari asanzwe rwose, kandi natinyaga ko ntamukunda. Ibitekerezo byanjye nkibi byose nyuma yo kuza kumusura. Nari nzi ko uyu mukobwa atarya ikaranze, bityo ntabwo yatangajwe mugihe yari afite umuceri gusa nimboga. Nibyiza, ntuzi, birashoboka ko ishusho ishyigikiye, birashoboka ko ariza ubuzima, ariko arabibaza afite amatsiko. Igisubizo cyari iki: "Yego, Oya, ni iki, ndya byose. Gusa sinifuzaga gukaraba isafuriya, ndayijugunya hanze, ariko agashya ubunebwe. " Nibyo, nasanze bose hamwe na we kugirango kandi abashakanye tuzaba beza, kuko nyuma yibyo yumvise rwose yabonaga ko ari umusazi muto. © "Urugereko No 6" / VK
- Nasomye ko amasomo ahuriweho yo kwerekana impfuiocy, agatekereza, uwo nakikijwe numuntu nk'uwo byoroshye kandi kubuntu ... umugabo arakomeye. Nabonye ko uyu ari umuhungu wanjye bwite. Twirukanye kuri scooters, tugenda hamwe. Aramutse aguye mu rubura, agwana na we. Guhora mubeshya, kubyina no guseka, ndamwigisha imivugo ya Brodsky. Yishimiye kubibuka. Niba dukora ubwoko bumwe bwasaze, hanyuma hamwe. Umwana ampamagara ninshuti ye magara. Mfite imyaka 29, kuri we 5. © "Kurenga" / Ingero
- Mfite umukobwa wumukobwa twari kumwe nabana bakiri bato, imyaka hamwe na 3, ariko nyuma yimyaka 26 umubano dufite kandi ubuzima bwabo. Ariko vuba aha, nyuma yimyaka 10, bahuye kandi bamenya ibintu byinshi bishimishije. Ubu dufite imyaka 36, bombi bafite ubukwe bwa kabiri, umuhungu umwe hamwe nizina rimwe, umugabo afite imyaka 7, amazina amwe afite imyuga, kandi twabonye ku cyerekezo cya gatatu cyo hejuru! © "Kurenga" / Ideine
- "Mwaramutse! Igihe kirageze cyo guhaguruka, "Nagiye ku mugabo umwe ufite ijwi riva kuri tube ya terefone. Iyi gakondo yaturutse mugihe twishimiye urukundo kandi nta mahirwe dufite yo kubyuka mu buriri bumwe. Ibyo ari byo byose, aho twaba turi hose, ariko buri gitondo, imyaka 6, interuro yuzuye amajwi ya Oskomina mu matwi y'umuntu umwe. Nibyo, tumaze kuva kera ntabwo turi abakunzi bishimye kandi ntituganire kuva kera mubuzima busanzwe, ariko buri gitondo "Mwaramutse! Igihe kirageze cyo guhaguruka, "no kubisubiza, ibisanzwe" byiza, haguruka. Hamagara mu minota 10. " © "Kurenga" / Ideine
- Ku kazi nicaye ku biro bifite ibitekerezo 5 bisanzwe nabagore: jans, swaters (ndabona buri gihe kumusore numusatsi muremure). Ubutumwa buza, biro bizareba hirya no hino kandi bibaza: "Dima ni nde?" Bukeye, bose (usibye njye) yaje mu mwenda no gushushanya. © Y5PAGG2PKIGBI1 / Twitter
- Incuti nziza muri kaminuza ni abari azahora kwicarana nawe ku idirishya mu cane no kunywa icyayi umururazi mu ibikombe bya pulasitiki, umutwe wawe, akizera ko byose hirya ikibi, emwe, ya ibibi, ndetse, neza, ni Mubyukuri, ibibi, ahantu hose abakene, ibyiza, bibi, eh, bibi, plovy-oh-oh. © TWIDUDES_Ni / Twitter
- Ntabwo ubona bidasanzwe kuburyo abantu babiri bakize kwisi bishora mugutezimbere amafaranga yaturutse kuri we kugirango aryoshe? © dallaylaen / Twitter
- Umukobwa wumukobwa arashaka umuntu mwiza, kandi ndi akazi keza. Birasekeje ko ibyifuzo byacu ari bimwe: Ikintu gishimishije kandi kuburyo amafaranga ari ibisanzwe. © ibintu byiza ** / Twitter
- Xxx: "Ni iki cyaguteye umuyobozi wungirije?" Yyy: "Uzi kwifuza kwanjye gucuruza imodoka yumwanditsi mu nyandiko mugihe bihuta? Nibyiza, nahisemo gukora ibikoresho byo kugerageza mubikoresho bigana ikizamini. Kubwamahirwe, ibice byinguzanyo na fos bafite kimwe. Muraho, dore ijambo "ikizamini" ku "kizamini" mu Ijambo mumwanditsi rirahinduka. Muri make, igihe yabonaga "ivuguruza yanjye" yanjye, "inyuma", we, uko bigaragara, munsi y'ameza yanyerera. Ariko narangije "umugenzuzi" wanjye. Nabisomye, nashutse injyana yo muri kaseti "terminator: Umunsi wurubanza". Byaragaragaye rero ko ntahannye. " # 449463 / bash.im
- Mwana nyuma yigitanda cya robotike hamwe nigikorwa giturika birababaje: - Uratekereza, wanditse gahunda, kandi ntabwo ikora. Kandi nanditse iminsi 3 !!! Umugabo (Imyaka 20 yuburambe muri gahunda), nanone hamwe nicyuma: - Ntuzemera, tekereza ... © # 464228 / Bash.im
- Uyu munsi, isoko yari nziza cyane - "ingurube y'ingurube", yabajije niba hari amababa y'inka, yakiriye igisubizo: Ntabwo ari ngombwa, ariko niba ari ngombwa, noneho nzabisubiraho ejo. © # 464749 / Bash.im
- Mu gitondo. Umwijima. Hariho abantu aho bisi zihagarara, abantu barimo gutondekanya tram. Umukobwa mwiza. Hafi ya mugitondo ucecekeye, hano uyu mukobwa ararira ati "umuvumo!" Atangira guhamagara umuntu: "Nibagiwe urufunguzo kandi umaze guhagarara bisi, urashobora kumfata? Ntazajya ahantu hose? Ndumiwe! Ah-Ah, Cool. Ngwino! " Yanyuzwe, ashyira terefone, irategereje. Tram yegereye iminota 5 nyuma ya 5, bose baricara, batwara ihagarara, kumukobwa ukurikira igice cyumuryango wenyine. Droin! Bundle yimfunguzo zimurikirwa kuri copter copter. Madama yangiza kandi yohereza inuma isubira mu ndege. © # 444081 / Bash.im
Bonus: Twese turabikora
- Gutegereza: Wigure gusa ikintu ushaka kandi kurimo amafaranga. Ukuri: "Nibyo, ni iki mubyukuri nkwiriye kwigurira ikintu? Nshobora muri rusange kugura impano? Kandi nkeneye gukora impano? Birashoboka ko ari byiza kugura ikintu cyingirakamaro? " © Wizard_severi / Twitter