Amasomo hamwe numurezi arasanzwe kwisi yose. Amasomo yinyongera ntutange gusa abigishwa gusa babona amanota menshi, ariko nanone ube ububiko bwibikoresho byo kumenya kubantu basanzwe bashaka kwiteza imbere mukarere gashya kuri bo. Kurugero rero, Oxford itanga umuntu wese ushaka kunyura mumasomo yo kumurongo asobanura impamvu inyamaswa zitwara neza neza ko, kandi atari ukundi.
Nibyiza, muriyi ngingo, Adme.ru yakusanyije ibibazo byamatsiko yubuzima bwabarezi kugirango barebe ubucuruzi bwabo kurundi ruhande, kandi icyarimwe kandi bazize uko wibeshya nisi hirya no hino.
- Nibishishwa cyane nifuza ko nabonye imyitozo yanjye yose: "Ndi umuswa wamatungo yawe. Imibare simbizi na gato. Ahantu hose haboneka, ubwonko bwanjye bwarazimye. Niba gitunguranye urampamagara, Mbabajwe, ariko ndasezeranye ko nzagerageza. Nkeneye kunyura kuri oge mumibare. Ndashaka umuntu ushobora kunkurura byibuze bitatu. Niba ubitsinze, urashobora gutangaza neza hamwe numurezi mwiza mwisi cyangwa superman. " © Ole4kaolegovna / Pikabu
- Umuhungu umwe yagiye kumugore we. Bimaze kwica ku ntebe, atangira guhekenya ikintu, noneho arahagarara, hanyuma. Kandi buri gihe. Kandi rwose ntabwo ari ifunguro kandi ntirihekenya amenyo. Umugore yabonye ko nyuma ye, intebe itangira gusenyuka bikomeye. Uyu munsi, yasobanukiwe nikihe kibazo. Uyu muhungu yicaye, amarira adasanzwe yuzuza intebe no mu kanwa, hanyuma aca aca. © Uzwi Umwanditsi / Ideer
- Ibiganiro byanjye numunyeshuri: - Ni ikihe gisubizo mu murimo wa mbere? - 22. - Birasa? Ni ikihe gikorwa wakoze? - 20 bigabanijwe na 5. - kandi? Byagenze bite 22? Kubara mu nkingi, nyamuneka. "Nibyo nabonye. © Ole4kaolegovna / Pikabu
- Ahantu nkoreramo umurezi no kugisha inama ababyeyi ahubwo ni urusaku, akenshi biragoye kumva amazina yabanyeshuri. Ariko nazanye amayeri meza: Reba izina rigaragara iyo winjiye muri sisitemu iyo bafunguye mudasobwa zigendanwa. Uyu munsi nabonye umunyeshuri yayobowe na Lenovo, agatekereza ati: "Yego, mbega izina ridasanzwe!" Mu nama yose, nahamagaye umunyeshuri wa Lenovo (urugero: "Yego, Lenovo, iki gitekerezo kirakwiriye hano!"). Kandi nyuma y'isomo gusa, mugenzi wanjye, useka, yavuze ko umukono wa Lenovo ari mudasobwa igendanwa. Ntabwo nakize mu kimwaro, birashoboka, sinzigera berekane ku kazi. © Emmyeggo / Reddit
- Bitinze. Umunyeshuri arategereje ko afatwa nyuma yamasomo. Hamagara murugo: "Umva, ushobora kubwira mama ngo unsigire? Yoo, ari mu bugingo ... na papa? Ni muri douche? " Hanyuma ahindukirira mwarimu ati: "Bizatwara igihe, Bwana" © Nerdearepeople / Reddit
- Nakoresheje umurongo wa mbere kuri umwe hamwe nabanyeshuri, kandi ababyeyi babo bavugije induru bavuga ko abahwemye gukina imikino. Se w'umunyeshuri umwe yinjiye mu cyumba cyabibwe maze avuza induru ku mucunga wanduye wahagaze mu munwa. © Grubas / Reddit
- Umukobwa arampamagara ngo niyandikishe mubyiciro byicyongereza. Ndabaza ikibazo gisanzwe: "Niyihe ntego ukeneye ururimi" - kuva iyo gahunda ishingiye kuri ibi. Kandi mugusubiza kumva: "Ubu ntabwo aribwo bucuruzi bwawe! Urabaza abantu bose? Kuki ukeneye amakuru yanjye bwite? Muri rusange, ndamaze kubona, ntituzakora! Ukunda gukubita izuru mubibazo byabandi! " - no guta terefone. © lirala / pikabu
- Umusore umwe yampagaritse mu kigo no kwimuka asabwa kuba umurezi we mu Cyongereza Icyongereza. Twasezeranye mugihe cyawe cyubusa mubari babumva muri kaminuza yacu. Nyuma y'ibyiciro bike, ubutumwa buza kuri njye: "Manuka kuri kilike, nasize ikintu." Iteka ryabaye umugati wose ufite ibisobanuro: "Ibi ni ukubera ko uri Umurusiya, kandi nzi ko imigati irya mu Burusiya." Tumaze guhagarika umwuga washyizweho, nimugoroba ubutumwa bwaje kuri njye: "Dufite umubano uteye urujijo kandi utoroshye kugira ngo twubake ejo hazaza, bityo turi abantu." © DissenchantmentT / Pikabu
- Nkora nk'umurezi mu Cyongereza. Abana baratandukanye. Uyu munsi wari umunyeshuri mushya kunshuro yambere, isomo muri rusange ryanyuze mubisanzwe. Amaherezo ndavuga, baravuga bati: Ubu umukoro. Kandi ni iyi: "Niba umbajije umukoro wanjye, nzavuga umukoro wanjye, nzavuga mama ko wangiriye nabi." Ndi ku buryo bukurikira: "che-we?", Na we: "Nibyo, kubera ko ukeneye kwishora mu cyiciro, bivuze ko ukeneye kwishora mu cyiciro, bivuze ko, dukomeje kwishora mu Cyongereza, ariko nta rugo. Niba kandi hari inzu, ndende ntukora hano. " © "Urugereko No 6" / VK
- Ndakurura mururimi rwikirusiya rwumunyeshuri wa munani. Yabana na bakuru be hakurya y'umujyi. Inshuro 2 mucyumweru ndahagera hamwe no kohereza amasaha 2.5. Kandi igihe cyose sekuru yampaye ifunguro rya nimugoroba nyuma yamasomo. Kunanirwa ntabwo byemera. Uyu munsi nahise meriza ko sinshobora gutinda, nuko anteranya ngo asangire na we! Sandwich, foromaje ya roma n'umutobe. © Uzwi Umwanditsi / Ideer
- Umunyeshuri umwe yaje ku ishuri arambwira ati: "Uyu munsi nari ku ishuri. Kurwara, umuhogo urababara. Mama ntiyaretse. Naje aho uri, kuko nkunda, ubu ndashaka kwiga. Sinifuzaga kugendera ku murezi wa kera: yararambiranye. " Ku ruhande rumwe, yishimye, no ku rundi - ndi mu majwi. Kuki nkwiye kujya ku ishuri, kandi urashobora kujya mu murezi? Abarezi bafite ubudahangarwa? © Accorioity / Pikabu
- Yari mu nama isanzwe hamwe n'ishuri rye ku munsi wa mbere w'ishuri kandi yibagiwe kuzimya mikoro. Hanyuma natangiye kunywa n'injangwe yanjye, icyo gihe nari mfite ku mavi. © MrSpyder_ / Reddit
- Umunyeshuri yaje aho ndi (muntu, ufite imyaka 40). Bukeye, yagombaga gutsinda ikizamini mu isesengura ry'imibare. Yashimye ubumenyi bwe kuri 4- / 3. Yazanye igitabo gifite amahitamo yintangarugero nawe, yagombaga gukora. Hanyuma byaje kugaragara ko asa nkaho azi bike uko yakemura umurimo wambere, kandi nibyo. Kandi kubizamini, ugomba gukemura byibuze ibice 5. Kubara, yakuye kuri zeru uko ari batatu, kandi hiyongereyeho imibare ibiri yagaragaye ko ari umurimo utinda. Twakuweho amasaha 2, ntabwo yatsinze ikizamini. Bukeye bwaho, baza gusuzuma ibikorwa byanjye byakozwe: "Intege nke! Nari gufata abantu 2 cyangwa 3. " © Ole4kaolegovna / Pikabu
- Kora umurezi. Umukiriya mushya yari mu isomo rimwe. Yemeye ibi bikurikira. Nyuma y'iminsi ibiri ubutumwa buje: "Byarabaye, nagurutse ... Nzagaruka mu minsi 3-4." Nagabujijwe hafi guseka. Carlson, umuvumo! © "Urugereko No 6" / VK
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