Ku ya 27 Mutarama amanota 195 ku ivuka rya Mikhail evgrafovich Saltykov-Shchechesrin. Mu 1848, "mu gihano cyo kuba umudendezo" umwanditsi yajyanywe muri Vyatka. Salykov-ShchechesRin yasobanuye ibyatangaje mu "magambo y'intara", na Vyatchan (na Kirovchan (na kirovchan) reba ibintu bizwi no mu gitabo cy 'amateka y'umujyi umwe ".
Niba Saltykov-ShchecherRin yinjiye muri Kirov igezweho, yaba yarakusanyije nta nyandiko nkeya. Umutungo watanzwe, uko byagenda kose imirimo y'umwanditsi mu isi ya none.
"Umugenzuzi wo mu gasozi"
Mu bwami bumwe, muri paruwasi runaka, hari umuyobozi umwe, yabayeho kandi umucyo wa Gleyadyuchi yarishimye. Muri rusange, yari afite ibihagije: byombi imyanda, hamwe n'imyanda muri ibyo bikoresho, n'amakamyo y'imyanda, n'abashoferi bakoresheje amakamyo y'imyanda. Umwe wababajwe na redulator mbi - Ububikoshingiro bwizewe no gukosora ibikoresho. Kandi hariho umugenzuzi umwe kuri paruwasi yonyine.
Umwaka mushya wa 2021 waje, ntukize redulator. Abatuye muri paruwasi bari amahano baranditse, ku buryo Kirov yari yishe mu myanda ikomeye yo komini.
Hanyuma yasunitse muri redulator:
- Mwami! Umuntu wese ndanyuzwe nawe, abantu bose bahawe igihembo! Uwanjye ntabwo arikuza kumutima wanjye: Nahukanye rwose mumujyi wacu wimyanda yacu!
Kandi atangira murwego rwo kugerageza, ntabwo aribwo buryo, ariko ibintu byose bitemewe. Shyiramo imyanda - shaka inyemezabwishyu ku gihe hamwe nigiciro gikenewe cyane ...
Abona abaturage ba Kirovsky, byari bigoye kuri redulator kugira ngo ahangane: Imyanda ntirigihe, kandi amafaranga kuri gahunda afata. Abarwaviri rero basengera Uhoraho Uwiteka:
- Mwami! Biratworohera kubura, kuruta icyumba cyubuzima!
Imana yumvise isengesho ryumvikana, ntiryigeze ihinduka mu mujyi uwo ari we wese utari umugenzuzi w'umukene.
Hanyuma, umuhango wari mwiza kuruta uwahoze ari ubanza, umwuka wabaye umunyasusuru, kuko nta muntu n'umwe wambaye imyanda, kandi nta gisabwa na we.
Umuyobozi mukuru wungirije w'ikigo gishinzwe amategeko mu by'amategeko "cy'Uburusiya" yaje kuri Paruwasi ati:
- Mbwira, ndakwinginze, Bwana RANCOPER, Ni ikihe gitangaza inkovu zawe zabuze?
- Kandi rero, Mana, nkurikije amasengesho yanjye, bose bafite ibyanjye mubantu barenga!
- SINE-S; Ntuzi, Bwana Lenser, ninde uzabakishyura kuri bo?
- Podachi? .. Ibi bizabakiriza wenyine! Ngiyo ideni ryabo ryera ninshingano!
Abatware barahungabanye kandi bakusanira inama. Twafashe umwanzuro: abaturage ba Kirov bagarutse, no gukurikirana umuhango wo kugabura urutoki kugira ngo ahagaze ibifana kandi ahabwa inyemezabwishyu ku murongo wa mu kayira ko ntagivanga.
Kubyerekeye intego, muri iki gihe, umujyi wintara wagurutse hejuru ya kirovsky. Bafashwe bose baricara mu rugo. Kandi gitunguranye, yongeye kunuka mugukoresha imyanda ikomeye. Kandi umuyobozi w'umukene yakomeje umutwaro uremereye gukurura amakamyo y'imyanda.
"UMUKOZI W'UMUMUMU W'UMUJYI KURI VIIGODEDOP"
Yabayeho, hariya paruwasi hariya hari paruwasi yumujyi. Yabayeho, ararangira. Hano hari kugenzura imicungire yuburyo bwo gushakisha abakandida. Kandi ni bangahe umuntu yavuguruwe.
Toptyrin
Yari intwaro ya kera-inyamaswa, yari azi ko izuba ryiyubaka no guhindura ibiti imizi; Kubwibyo, ku rugero runaka n'ubuhanzi bwubwubatsi. Ariko imico ye y'agaciro nuko yishyuye cyane kwisi yakundaga kwishora kandi yagize ibitekerezo binini bya miliyari, byahawe imihanda munsi ya gahunda ya Platon. Umutware wumujyi ntabwo yizeraga Topprin ategeka kumusimbura hamwe nindi Toppy.
Toptyrin
Uyu yari umunyabwenge kuruta uwabanjirije kandi mbere ya bose aje mu bikorwa rusange: Yanyuze ku rugo, abayobozi b'amasosiyete y'ubuyobozi yirukanwe ku giti cye. Ubwoko bwibigo byubucuruzi hayasal, guhatirwa gutura yego hamwe na Ilyai Varlamov we ubwe, byagiriwe inama uburyo wakiza ibintu byamateka. Igice cya kabiri cyumvikanyweho nabi ko mugihe cyo kwama izina ryubutegetsi bwo kuvugurura ubwikorezi, ejo hazaza h'umuyobozi bushingiye. Kubwibyo, byari ngombwa kwegura nyuma yabanjirije.
Toptyrin Ya gatatu
Umwe mu toptyrigi yari umunyabwenge kurusha abayobozi b'ibigega bishize kandi bahita bamenya ko hari insiti nto - yazaseka; Ibitero byinshi - bazazamura amahembe ... no muri Berlog, zaleg, kugirango ikintu gikwiye gutekereza.
Kandi natekereje nti: "Ikintu nyamukuru mu bukorikori bwacu ntabwo ari uguhungabana!"
Rero, Toptyrin ya gatatu muri Berorimaze imyaka myinshi ivunika. Kandi kubera ko daschanctionl, ariko amategeko ya Qulost yo mu bushake ntiyigeze arenga kuri iki gihe, kandi kubera ko nta mubabaro, usibye "karemano," ntabwo byakozwe, ntibamuvikanye. Kandi byakozwe mu Jenzari.
"Propul Minisitiri"
Yabaye muri Minisiteri ishinzwe kurengera ibidukikije. Kandi yari afite ubwenge bw'icyumba. Yatangiye gutatanya uku mutasi ku myanda isenyuka kandi ireba: Ahantu hose uhindukira - ahantu hose ari matema. Uruziga mumujyi ni amafi manini yo koga: Umugenzuzi ni guverineri, kandi ni muto. Amafi yose arashobora kumubabaza: Noneho mumasezerano yumuryango uregwa, noneho icyizere kizataka, kandi minisitiri ntishaka guhagarika umuntu. Nibyo, kandi ntusobanukirwe: Kuki kumira, niba ushobora gusiga byose?
Nahisemo minisitiri gusama umwanya utabogamye. Amakuru ku nyamaswa ntiyibuka, imyanda yaguye ihakana, ntukemere ikiganiro. Ku itangazamakuru ridasanzwe ry'inama rizagaragara - na Shabash!
Yicaye umunsi w'umunsi, Ijoro nta gusinzira, igice ntigitanga, kandi kiracyatekereza: "Biragaragara ko ndi muzima? Yoo, hari ikintu kizaba ejo? " Yarambuye ubwenge ararota. Amuha ibitotsi byo kureshya hano: uburyo imyanda ihinduka. Yarohamye Minisitiri mu bitekerezo bye yakundaga kandi arabura. Ibyabaye - niba guverineri byamize bunguri, kugenzura federasiyo niba hatabayeho igitutsi - nta batangabuhamya bari ku rubanza.
"Amateka y'igice kimwe cy'umujyi"
Ibyishimo bya Kirovna, biragaragara ko bitarangiye. Umutware w'umujyi wa Nikulin yari iyo mikuru ya Jenerali kandi azana gahunda y'ubuyobozi kurushaho yoroshya.
Pimple ntiyari muto, ariko yabitswe bidasanzwe. Urutugu, twiziritse ku rukundo, mu maso he harashushanyijeho impanuka zitigeze zibaho za ubwanwa, zakinnye no kugenda na gato iminwa.
Yavuze ati: "Ndi umuntu woroheje, kandi sinaje hano gutangaza amategeko." Inshingano zanjye nukubahiriza amategeko kugira umutekano kandi ntaryamye kumeza. Birumvikana ko mfite gahunda yo kwiyamamaza, ariko iyi gahunda ni: gukanda no kurengana, kurya no kunywa, kuzamura inganda n'ibimera - ibi byose nibyiza kuri wewe! Kuri njye, ndetse n'inzibutso zigenda - Ntabwo nzabireka muri ibi!
Akagurisha igihugu muri parike munsi yinyubako yo guturamo.
Sinigeze numva kirovsk, cyangwa niba bararira, niba barishima: bisa nkaho parike yagabanutse, ariko amagorofa yo muri uwo mujyi yongeyeho.
Kandi pimple yarebaga iki mibereho myiza kandi yishima. Nibyo, kandi ntibyashobokaga ko tutishimira: ibigega byavunitse mu mihango bikozwe muri kamere, igituza nticyari kirimo ifeza na zahabu, kandi imirimo yari iryamye hasi.
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