Mbaho hafi y'ihene. Hano isaha inuka na garam masal na aromaticks, kugurisha amasaro nziza kumadorari no gufata impotence kubwimbaraga zamabuye. Abaturage baho banze byimazeyo gusobanukirwa ururimi rwikirusiya, ariko kumenya neza ko incense no kugongisha. Kandi ibihuha byerekeranye na bike byanyuze mu Burusiya, kurengana gusa.
"Nzaza aho uri nimukira kugura byose kuri Hookah!" - Raporo ya mugenzi wawe.
"Mfite iherezo ryamavururo, nuko mfite muri wikendi!" - Filime umukunzi we.
"Daria, nabonye ngaho jade fallus, urashobora kugenda no gusobanura: Biracyagurishwa? - Abasaba rwose inshuti. Kandi mugihe gusa, birasobanura neza: - Ndashaka gushyira mu bwiherero gushyira ingabo z'abagangesitiri, gusa ko zasanwe. "
Nyuma yibyo isobanura muburyo burambuye: Phallus yifuzaga kugurishwa hasi ya gatandatu, muri kiosk ya munani kuruhande rwiburyo, konte itandukanye rwose numuryango ... Ntukitiranya! Indi fallus ntabwo itanga.
Ndebye hanze yidirishya: Hano hari Moscou, ntabwo ari ijoro ryabarabu, uburasirazuba bwababarabu? .. ntabwo ari ukuri, ntabwo ari ukuri!
Tekereza rero inshuti zanjye.
Ntuye mu chinatown iteye ubwoba, aho ubuzima buhinduka "imikino ishonje". Nibyiza, kuko i Moscou bemewe cyane - niba utarwana no gusenya cyangwa kubaka mukarere kawe, hamwe na parikingi yumuke kuri marginal cyangwa hamwe na parikingi yishyuwe, urasa nkukuri muscovite ... kumuntu nyawe Ubuzima bwa Muscovite - Urugamba! Kubwibyo, mu gikari cyacu, nacyo, hari umutwe wumunuko wurugamba: gusenya! Ikariso! Tangira!
Ntabwo tubaho, ahubwo turokoka. Umwana hano yasohotse bikabije ku gikinisho: ngaho uzareba niba atari umusinzi wibiyobyabwenge, hanyuma syringe yibagiwe. Buri gitondo, impumuro ihindura ibintu byose bizwi kuri ibintu byose bizwi hamwe numunuko wa dinayary-cunite wumugati uturanye. Kandi iyo bitinze, uzasubira murugo, imbeba izaza mubunini hamwe nimbwa ya Baskervili. Saa tanu za mugitondo, imodoka zitwara imizigo zizatangira munsi ya Windows (satani izi uko baciye bariyeri!), Na batandatu mumatwi yawe bazaza impano mu rurimi rudasanzwe. Abantu biteguye kugurisha amazu bakagenda - i Moscou, guha nyirasenge, mu butayu, i Tinao! - Niba atari ukubona.
Abaturanyi banjye rero baratekereza.
Ntuye mubihe byinshi, ikibazo aho gikeneye byihutirwa gukemura ikintu runaka. Ubujurire bwinshi bwabaturage ntibushobora gusigara nta kwitabwaho, kandi bidatinze imbaraga zigomba kuzana ikintu. Kurugero, kuzenguruka inzu hafi ya perimetero kurwego hanyuma ushire igihome kizakingura igikumwe. Gusaba ko rospotrebNadzor yahise agira icyo akora. Kandi nibyiza kandi byoroshye gusenya ibintu byose bitari ngombwa kandi byubaka ikigo cyubucuruzi kigezweho kurubuga rwisoko rya kera hamwe na club ya fitness na fudcourt. Gusa ibyo, abascovite bakunda kubona kuri buri ntambwe. Kandi byanze bikunze bizakorwa mugihe ubujurire bwacu bukimara kwitabaza perezida wuburusiya buzasubiza "amazu" ya ruzuzi, agatsiko kamwe kazerekezaga ingabo zose kandi bigatera ubwoba inshuro eshatu. Ariko ntabwo byihuse - birababaje kubona ibintu byose bihagije kugirango bitakaza ahantu heza, aho buri mwaka ushobora kurasa ubukangurambaga bwiza kandi ubyitondeye kuburyo Moscou ari.
Gutekereza rero politiki yibanze.
Ndi he? Mu nzu nziza intambwe ebyiri ziva kuri metero, kandi windows yanjye yirengagiza indorerezi ya Sevastopol. Amadozi menshi yijimye, yatinze muri kiriya kigereranyo, umurage wa 1980. Kandi isoko ryiburasirazuba iracyazwi na moscou yose. Nari mpari rwose: ako kanya nyuma yo kwimukira muri kano karere - kuko byari bishimishije! - hanyuma nyuma yimyaka hafi icumi, iyo bitwaye kugura umukobwa wumukobwa, imipira ya jade yo guteza imbere ukuboko nyuma yimvururu nyuma (bidahuye na phallus, biracyafite amafaranga). Nbeho, Imana ntizizi.
Kandi sinigeze mbona ko munsi yidirishya mfite - urugamba, niba atari abaturanyi banjye, inshuti zanjye n'abakandida kubakanya badepite. Bamurikiye kandi Muscovite Amacovite: Hotel ni Alpha na Omega (yewe oya, birababaje, inyuguti yikigereki igomba gushakishwa muri Izmailovo!) Ibyifuzo byose byabaturanyi bacu. Byose nta kubisebya hamwe nayo. Yamenyekanye ko ari we nyirabayazana wose, wacyo yari kandi atagombaga gushinja akarere ka Zyuzino.
Mubyukuri? Ahari ngera mu rugo bitinze bityo simbona amahano? Kandi abana babona syringe muri sandbox, simfite. Nibyo, mu rukiko hari abantu bamwe ku rukiko, abantu bamwe muri chalms, ariko kandi barabatsemba ... ariko oya - ubuvandimwe bwa mugenzi wawe ntabwo yihanganira.
Kuva byose byatangiye: Mu 1980, Moscou olympiad, yubatse inyubako zisanzwe - Hotel. Mu nzira, hamwe n'uru ruhare, yahanganye n'imyaka mirongo itatu: Mu gikombe cy'isi mu 2018, abafana b'abanyamahanga basangaga aho, kubera impamvu runaka, Abanyamegizike bakemuwe cyane ...
Ariko kuba ibi bikiri hoteri, bake kwibuka. "Sevastopol" yari abikorera ku giti cyabo mu 1994, kandi icyarimwe birashoboka ko byakoresha ibyiza bishobora koherezwa mu myaka ya za 90 - isoko! Byongeye kandi, nk'uko badyuzinsky kera-igihe, kuva mu 1989, impunzi zatanzwe na Afuganisitani zatangiye gusenywa mu rukuta rwa hoteri, zarushijeho kuba ... bityo rero bose hamwe batangira gucuruza. Isoko ryacu rero, rivuga cyane, ntabwo ari Umuhinde. Ni Afuganisitani, pakisitani muto, bavuga ko kuri Kashmir ... ariko azwi na Moscou yose.
Nibyo, mubyukuri isoko. Giherereye mubyumba byahoze muri hoteri, sisitemu ya koridor. Kugira ngo dukore ibi, dukeneye kunonosorwa: Igorofa ya gatanu, urugi rwa gatatu ibumoso, ntabwo rwitiranya! Bigurishwa iki? Ntakintu nakindi nkenera, ariko ibintu byinshi kubyo abantu baturuka hejuru ya Moscou. Inkoni ihumura, urugero. Gukata imyenda ya sari nyayo yubuhinde cyangwa niyo yiteguye sharovars. Amasaro ava mumabuye (bavuga ko ibyiza n'ibisanzwe, bizere) n'amabuye muri rosych. Nibyiza, abantu benshi bose bameze nka pulasitike kandi bakinirana, ndetse nabanyeshuri umunani batanze bitanze. Nibyo, kandi na none itabi ritandukanye, amakara ya Hookahs na Hokika ubwabo - kubwibyo kandi ingendo zituruka kuri Tikka Masala, na hamwe nibirungo bya Tik, Biriyani nibindi biryo byamabara. Ibirungo, by the way, mubyukuri. Kandi sinanywa itabi.
Ibirego byabaturanyi, ariko, biroroshye. Abantu rwose bibangamira urusaku rutera imodoka mugihe cyo gupakurura-gupakurura ibicuruzwa - ibi ni ibya mbere. Abantu bagerageza kumenya uwufite ibikoresho bivuye ku ruzitiro hafi yikibuga kandi ko babitswe - iyi ni icya kabiri. Abantu bababazwa no gushidikanya kudatemada: niba batagurishijwe mu itabi rya itabi mu bihugu byinshi (Ubuholandi butibara!) Muri Hookahs no kwigishije, birabujijwe - ni icya gatatu. Kandi umubare munini wabacuruzi badafite amatara kandi bayobewe na benshi - ibi nibishoboka, ikibazo rusange: aho "kuba" "umurima" cyangwa "ubusitani" cyangwa abimukira. N'abaguzi nkayo.
Nibyo rwose - nka. Nibura gatatu mu cyumweru kuri twegere kuri metero "Sevastopol" Ntanze guhagarika umuhisi utabamenyereye hamwe nikibazo cyoroshye, kamere: "Nigute wagera muri hoteri"? " Ibisabwa ni - hazabaho interuro.
Ifoto: Andrey Stenin / MIA "Uburusiya muri iki gihe", Igor Stomakaka