Twitter yabaye insanganyamasomo izwi cyane kubyerekeye kwizirikana basanzwe bafite isoni. Turabizi, nabyo birakubayeho:
Ubu aho kuba "Guhagarika ubutaha" byavuzwe "Ijoro ryiza" !!!!!! Kuri minibus yose!
Igihe kimwe nyuma yakazi muri Bistro, nagiye kubagurisha kubashiririye kabiya kandi hafi ya buri mukiriya wavugaga "ubushake bwiza" (ndetse numusore waguze agakingirizo). Ubwonko bwanjye mubihe nkibi biroroshye: "Ntabwo ndi, ntushobora gukomanga."
Kuva mu mwaka, naretse "Starbax", kuri buri "urakoze". " Birasekeje cyane iyo umuntu afashe kumuryango, kurugero.
Hariho ikibazo iyo mbajije "Dixie" pake "ntabwo ikenewe?" Byari nkenerwa kumubona mumaso ye, naje kumenya ibyo navuze.
Hari ukuntu naguze ikawa mu iduka rya kawa n'ikibazo "Witwa nde?" yashubije "ikarita".
Nyamara izina rya mwarimu ku ishuri rya Maam kubwimpanuka, yego?
Uwahoze ari umusore wanjye amaze kumpamagara nyirarume Misha.
Ibyiciro muri 5 hari ukuntu byasohotse mu kibaho ngo kibwire Paris kandi aho "icyamamare" uburaya "gutatanya". Pi ** et, Atena yasezeranije gufasha Paris. Biracyari mu gutwi hari Umwigisha wa Rzhach n'amagambo ye "Umukene Paris!" Hafi yimyaka 20 ishize, x ** mugihe wibagiwe.
Mumyaka yishuri nashushanyije rwose. Muri wikendi harishyinguwe na bene wabo, ku nshuro ya mbere ibi byose, birakwiriye. Ku wa mbere, naje ku ishuri, nafashe kurya mu cyumba cyo kuriramo no aho "urakoze" byarenze inshuro nyinshi ndagenda.
Nigeze gutegeka tagisi kandi aho kuba "ubwinjiriro bwa gatatu" bwavuze "gatatu munsi ya ** B".
Yahamagariwe kuri interineti abaza "Mwaramutse, uri murugo?"
Gukorana n'Inyandiko. Igice cyashize, iyo babajije "uburyo bwo kugera n" kumuhanda, watanze "pasiporo hamwe?" "
Hari ukuntu inyanja ntiyabonye ko icyumba cyo kwambariramo cyahujwe, ukagenda, ahubwo ko cya "MBATIFU". "Uraho, umeze ute?" Bl ****, kugeza ubu ni afite isoni.
B * Nigeze ku marushanwa yubwiza mubucuruzi bwubucuruzi buturutse ahabigenewe E ** zeru "Ndashaka ko wifuza ..." Kuruhuka kwanjye, ariko ubwonko bwitinda ntibwahagaritswe, ariko ubwonko bwitinda ntabwo bwahagaritswe " ... umunezero, ubuzima "
Nasunitse umugore mu mugore wo mu iduka, kandi aho kuba "imbabazi" yagize ati "gusaba imbabazi."
Hashize iminsi ibiri mububiko bwaguye muri Mannequin, yamusabye kumusaba ko uyu atari umuntu kandi avuga ati: "Yoo, mumbabarire, natekereje ko uri muzima" kandi narushijeho kuba muzima. N'amasegonda make yaje aho nabwirana na mannequin. Mama yasabuje cyane.
Ndibuka ibihe byihuta byatinze kubijyanye nisomo, binjiye mubiro kandi aho kuba "birababaje gutinda" Epic yanduye "Urakoze kuba yaratinze."
Njya kuri sitasiyo ya Metro kugirango huzuze pasiporo, ntekereza ko ukeneye kugura itabi. Nibyiza, kandi birumvikana, nashyize pass namafaranga mumadirishya nuwayikoze kandi ndamubwira nti: "Uraho, hari LM ifite buto?"
Mugenzi akora raporo imbere ye, hamagara kuri terefone kumeza, akingura buhoro buhoro raporo akavuga muraho. Cyangwa byagaragaye.