Ubumenyi, ubuhanga, ubuhanga nibyiciro nyabyo byiterambere ryumwana mu nkingi ya Ira Zeziulina.
Buri gihe ngerageza kureba uko ibintu bimeze, kugirango usuzume ikibazo kumpande zitandukanye, ariko iyo bigeze kumwana wanjye, noneho ibintu byose bizirika kumucyo mumutwe, hanyuma ibintu byingenzi bikanda buto "ubwoba".
Igihe umukobwa wanjye atageragezaga kunyerera mu mezi 6, naretse gusinzira (ha ha, nkaho naryamye mbere). Ibitekerezo bisekeje ku huriro ry'ababyeyi ntacyo zasezeranije ikintu cyiza, kandi amashyaka amwe n'amwe abizirikana arebye kuri terefone "Sesteopath."
Nanjye, mvugishije ukuri, yari yiteguye gukora byose, iyaba umwana wanjye ari we wateye imbere ku bipimo.
Iruka imbere, nzavuga ko umukobwa yiciwe mumezi 8, yagiye mu mwaka kandi mu myaka 4 ntiyahagaritswe. Ariko urabizi, noneho mpangayikishijwe, kandi byose bitewe n'amahame yiterambere ryiterambere ryatoranijwe. Birakenewe kumva ko iyi mibare yose yagereranijwe kandi irabikubamo rwose. Ariko gerageza gusobanura uyu mubyeyi-neurotic, utasinziriye amezi menshi.
Kubwibyo, ubu nahisemo guhemukira ANATHEMA Urutonde rwambere rwicanyi rwabana rwabana bagera kumwaka bakavuga uburyo umwana ashobora gutera imbere, nashakaga gucira ibirayi bikaranze.
Icyumweru 1:
Kurya, gusinzira, gutaka, byambere.
Ukwezi 1:
Kurya, asinzira, avuza induru kandi ahora akubita.
Amezi 2:
Yahagaritse kwibutsa ibisambo byatetse, arya, aryama, avuza induru.
Amezi 3:
Kurya, gusinzira, gutaka muburyo butandukanye, bitewe nibyo bimubaza; Uruzi umusatsi wawe n'umuzi niba bagenda. Ahari kumwenyura, niba usetsa bucece.
Amezi 4:
Byose: kurya, gusinzira, gutaka, kugerageza guhitamo terefone yawe. Iremera ko ushimishije cyane igihe cyose cyo kwishingikiriza hejuru yigitanda, cyajugunywe hasi.
Amezi 5:
RWhet, niba ukuye ukuguru kubyerekeye inguni. Ibiryo bikunzwe cyane - intoki, ariko byiteguye kugerageza no kuryoha ibyo ukunda byose: ibikinisho, kwishyuza kuri terefone, nipple.
Abana bamwe muriki gihe bamaze kwiga kuzunguruka inyuma mu nda, bamwe ndetse bakanafata mu gutontoma, ndetse no kubeshya byose kandi baryamye mu mugongo (umukobwa wanjye utambitse. kugeza ku mezi 7). Nibyiza, yego, gusinzira (ntabwo ari byinshi, nkuko nshaka) kandi birasa.
Amezi 6:
Yacanye kaburi Arazi uburyo umubyeyi yitwaye neza, niba ukurura ibi bice bidasanzwe mumatwi; Gutandukana nk'igihugu cya kabiri, cyuzuye mu kanwa, nibbles ikintu cyose kiza mu nzira yayo (ahanini ni apple). Ahari birashobora guhinduka, bivuze ko impinduka zabana zihinduka thyiller, aho uri umugome, abantu bose batsinze.
Amezi arindwi:
Namenye uko byari byiza guhindura igikoma kumeza no gukora ibishushanyo mbonera. Birashoboka ko wicaye (nubwo, ni nde uzamugamba?), Birashoboka ko atabifata, ariko hari ukuntu bihinduka mu kindi gice cyigitanda mumasegonda atatu, yize gukurura umugozi muri TV. Yavumbuye gusohora by'injangwe.
Amezi 8:
Kumenagura Yolk, ugerageza gukingura terefone ya se (nta kimenyetso), yaguye mu buriri, yakunze Shakespeare (Chew), wenda akaba yaratije amenyo yagiyeyo umunota umwe.
Namenye umukino "muri Ku-Ku". Guseka, niba werekanye ikintu gisekeje (iteganyagihe, gupakurura kuri youtube, Mama, usekeje kuri bkoni - birasekeje, hamwe nubwubatsi mumuryango wahisemo kubona - oya.
Amezi 9:
Nagerageje uburyohe bw'inkweto za data, ibiryo bya feline, isazi yumye ku madirishya, induru ku banyamahanga, ivuza izuba rirenze, ukimara gushimisha kurengana, ngerageza kuzamura infashanyo, nasanze icyo a igikinisho cyiza kiboneka muri paki iyo ari yo yose.
Amezi 10:
Hingira mu nzu ku muvuduko w'urumuri, yizera ko ibiryo biryoshye cyane mu isahani yawe, biteye ubwoba injangwe, bimanika ku kuguru, nka Dachshund, kumira ibitabo by'umuturanyi umwe nyuma yacyo (muburyo busanzwe Ijambo), kanda itagira akagero mu gikinisho cy'umuziki, yizera ko ibiziga biva mu maguru aribwo buryo buryoshye cyane ku isi.
Amezi 11:
Wizeye kuvuga mu ndimi eshatu (nubwo ntawe ubazi), kubyina kurukuta munsi yurugendo rwumuziki, kugera kubintu byose bihuje nabi, bigera kuri terefone ya terefone, biga uburyo urufunguzo rwa clavier ruva Mudasobwa igendanwa, yizeye ko ibishushanyo byose munzu bigomba kunyuramo no kuzana gahunda. Agerageza kwimuka. Kugwa. Kugwa. Kugwa.
Amezi 12:
Uzuza ububiko bwa terefone yawe hamwe no kwikunda amagana, ndibuka, aho urufunguzo ruri ku nzu; Ntabwo yemerera umuntu gukanda buto ya lift, yakinguye isi nziza yindobo yimyanda; Nasobanukiwe ukuntu bishimishije, iyo wirurutse mu nzira iva kuri mama; Azi uburyo bwo gutuma nyirakuru atagisigara.
Urabizi, ndetse nuru rutonde rushobora kunengwa (imbere), kuko abana bose batandukanye kandi buriwese akura mumwanya wacyo. Birumvikana ko byaba byiza umwana aramutse akuze muburyo bwo gutsinda bwarashushanyije kumanywa, ariko ishyano ni abantu benshi badasanzwe.
Ikintu nyamukuru nukwibuka ko amahame yose yateganijwe mubitabo ni ubushyuhe busanzwe mu bitaro, bityo umusatsi wongeye kuba wenyine kuberako amahame akwiye (kuko wowe uzakora).
Hanyuma amaherezo. Umukobwa wanjye mu mukobwa wanjye yari afite amenyo 12, kandi umukunzi we yari afite urungano - 2. Ugereranije, amenyo 7 yabonetse ku munwa. Twanditse rero muburyo: "Mu mwana, impuzandengo y'abana 7." Nibyiza, wasobanukiwe.
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