Pali zinthu zina zomwe munthu m'modzi angayankhe modekha, ndipo enawo amaphulika chifukwa cha kukwiya. Koma pali zinthu ngati izi zomwe zimatha kusiya ngakhale wodwala wamphamvu kwambiri, atayamba kuzima magalasi nthawi zonse mukamadya kapena kumwa motayika, ndikutha kudikirira nthawi yayitali kuti mupeze yankho pa foni.
Ife mu eme.ife okwera pa intaneti ndipo tidakumana ndi milandu yambiri yomwe ingapangitse kuphwanya psyche ya ngakhale munthu wabwino.
1. Pamene akuti: "Khalani, chonde pamzere. Mudzayankha wothandizira woyamba kumasulidwa "
2. "Yosavuta kutsegula." Inde, kuyenda kamodzi
Zolemba: "Zosavuta kutsegula."
3. "M'bokosi la mapaketi 8, ngakhale 9 likadakhala labwino"
4. Mukamadya moto
5. Chipangizocho pa kosyushka swn penapake
6. "Chifukwa chake, munthu wanga amatenga tchizi kudula kuchokera ku ma CD.
7. "Ndikuona kuti izi zimandichitikira kangapo kuposa zomwe zingakhale"
8. "Samadya gawo la bwenzi la mbatata, lomwe anakhudza"
9. Mtundu wina wa gulu lolakwika lophika
10. "Sananene kuti muli ndendende bwanji?
11. "Lero ndinamaliza kusonkhanitsa zigawo 999"
12. "Moyo Wanga Umuna"
13. "Ili ndi bowo lopatuka pa laputopu yanga yatsopano"
14. "Chifukwa chake, amachititsa mnansi wa bambo anga kuchipinda"
15. M'mabokosi omwe adawabweretsa lamulo, ndipo kotero itha kuyipitsidwa
16. "Munthu wochokera ku ofesi yanga sakanakhoza cola"
17. "Ndidalamula kuti nyumba iyi ibweretse. Adabwera kuno mu phukusi lotere "
18. "Chakudya chamadzulo chinatha chifukwa ndimayika tsabola wanga. Chifukwa chiyani tsabola mu banki yoyera, ndi mchere wakuda? "
19. Kodi ndi gawo liti la pensulo lamilandu ili lomwe likubisika kuchokera ku pensulo la utotowu?
20. "Zikomo kwambiri chifukwa cha Broccoli"
21. "Nthawi iliyonse mukafika kumapeto kwa kalembedwe, imagwera"
22. "Amayi anga adakufunirani chithunzi cha Regifirata wawo"
Mwina mukukwiyitsidwa ndi zochitika zina zomwe zingagwetsa makoswe patsiku?