M'masiku ano ojambula oseketsa, muwona zida zachilendo zakunyumba za Vaz-2105, malo osokonekera kukhazikitsa subwoofer, "oku" wokhala ndi magetsi (zenizeni!) Magetsi ndi zina zambiri. Musaiwalenso kuwona gawo lapitalo.
Ndikukhulupirira kuti si aliyense amene akudziwa zoopsa za Skoda za m'badwo woyamba m'galimoto iyi. Galimoto idajambulidwa m'misewu ya Moscow. Wina anayesetsa kuti atembenuzire china chachilendo kwambiri m'malo mwadzidzidzi pa bolodi. Mukufuna?
Kamodzi anali mtsinje wamba wamagudumu, mwina viaz-201 kapena -2106, koma, ndikumenya mwini watsopanoyo, adasinthiratu kwa Coupe. Inde, zitseko zakumbuyo zabwera kuno, koma sizinanyamule mtengo wa thupi. Palibe opumira pagalimoto, adalowa m'malo mwa mtundu wa anthu owopsa. Ndipo imatsiriza chithunzichi chagalimoto yayikulu yotsutsa.
Kuyika kolowera? Nthawi zambiri amaikidwa mumtengowo, koma mwini wake "7" adaganiza zokonzekera m'miyendo ya wokwera wakutsogolo. Zowonadi, bwanji mukuganiza za kuthekera kwa anthu omwe amapita nanu? Chinthu chachikulu ndichakuti, komabe, anyamata?
Eni ake a vaz "zojambulajambula" sizimasiya kutenga mayeso kuti apange masewera ena pa magalimoto awo. Galimoto iyi idalandira chida chodabwitsa cha tini yoonda, yomwe imasonkhana kwenikweni pamagawo, monga Frankenstein. Mapiko akutsogolo amawoneka odabwitsa kwambiri. Chifukwa chiyani zinali zovuta kwambiri?
Magesi amafunanso kukwera magalimoto okongola. Ndipo popeza opanga fakitale anali owoneka bwino, ndipo osapanga mwaluso kuchokera ku malingaliro, ogula amayenera kuchita izi ndi manja awo. Izi ndi zotsatira zokhazokha, zimayipiraipirabe, mwachitsanzo, pamenepa. Zomwe sizinamuyike mwiniwake pa kanyumba ka "GOLILLE". Mkati, mwa njira, uzikhala kunja.
Inde, mukuyesera kuti mupusitsa ndani, munthuyo? Mwini wa vaz-2114 pazifukwa zina zakutsogolo kwa Mitsubisi Lancer X, kuwonjezera zinyalala zake ngati zopangira kuchokera pansi, slots pa hood ndi makonda a hood.
Ndipo mwina ndi m'modzi mwamisala kwambiri yopanga "Obi" yomwe tawona. Mwiniwake adaganiza zowongolera zopyola chofooka cha kutsogolo, kugwiritsa ntchito m'malo mwake ... angapo a nyale zankhondo za denga lankhondo! Momwe mukudziwira, ayi za mtengo wokhazikika ndikulankhula sizingakhale!
Nthawi zina kufunitsitsa kumvetsetsa (ndipo kumatha kupanga aliyense) kumabweretsa zotsatira zachilendo. Zimakhalabe ndi chinsinsi, chifukwa chake mwini nkhwangwa wachikulireyo adaganiza zogwiritsa ntchito ma pipi apulasitiki mafakitale m'malo mwa phokoso pa efzler.
Ndipo munthu uyu safuna kukhala wodziletsa konse. Ndipo hood siyikufunikanso. Idabweretsa mapaipi owongoka kuchokera ku cylinder block. Phokoso liyenera kukhala bomba, ndiye zikuwoneka ngati izi. Za kumbali yofunikira kwa funso lomwe sindilankhulira konse.
Kodi ozizira ochokera ku America ndi chiyani? Kuphatikiza pa mphamvu yayikulu yogwira ntchito ndi mitundu yankhanzayi, ma pluses amaphatikizapo magalasi akuluakulu kumbuyo, omwe amatha kuwoneka kuti chilichonse chomwe chimachokera kumbuyo. Ndiye bwanji osayiyika pagalimoto yonyamula?
M'dzikoli pali mafani ambiri a "nyenyezi yankhondo". Koma ena amakhala okonda kotero kuti ali okonzeka "kukongoletsa" galimoto yawo ndi masks kuchokera mu filimuyi. Koma izi zadzala ndi idiocy, sichoncho?
Umboni wabwino kwambiri momwe mungawononge mawonekedwe agalimoto yayikulu ndi lingaliro lonyoza. White Mercededes-Class E-Class adalandira mikwingwirima yokongola mozungulira m'mphepete mwa hood ndi ma rackse otchuka (kuphatikizapo sh ndi chisonyezo chambiri).
Chowopsa china. New Quarcedes-Benz Greker yakhala galimoto ya mzimayi yemwe amakhala ndi utoto woyipa kwambiri. Adaganiza zoigwiritsa ntchito pama disks ndi masanjidwe a radiator, komanso anawonjezeranso "CIDIA" ku nyali.
Kukongoletsa kumeneku sikunafanane ndi mtundu wake wa pinki, koma chidebe chachikulu "cha chitoliro chomaliza chomwe chili pakati pa burper. Zimawoneka ngati zazikulu monga momwe ziyenera kukhalira. Koma mwini wagalimoto amathandiza omwe amalimbana ndi khansa, kuweruza mwa mawu a kumbuyo.
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