Makalasi okhala ndi mphunzitsi ali padziko lonse lapansi. Maphunziro owonjezereka amafunikira ophunzira okha okha omwe amapeza ndalama zambiri, komanso amakhala nyumba yosungirako zinthu za anthu wamba omwe akufuna kukhala m'dera latsopano. Mwachitsanzo, a Oxford amapereka aliyense amene akufuna kudutsa pa intaneti zomwe zimafotokoza chifukwa chake nyama zimachita ndendende kuti, koma ayi.
Inde, m'nkhaniyi, ADME.ru adatenga milandu yokhudza moyo wa aphunzitsi kuti ayang'ane bizinesi yawo pambali, ndipo nthawi yomweyo imakweza kukhumudwa kwa iye ndi dziko chozungulira.
- Ili ndiye Mbambande kwambiri ndikulakalaka kuti ndaona zonse zomwe ndachita: "Ndine chiweto chanu chopusa. Masamu sindimadziwa konse. Kulikonse komwe kuli manambala, ubongo wanga wazimitsidwa. Ngati mwadzidzidzi mumandiimbira foni, Pepani, koma ndikulonjeza kuti ndiyesa. Ndiyenera kudutsa oge mu masamu. Ndikuyang'ana munthu yemwe angandikoke katatu. Ngati mungachite bwino, mutha kudzilimbitsa nokha ndi mphunzitsi wabwino kwambiri padziko lapansi kapena wamkulu. " © Ole4kaoolanlo / pikabu
- Mnyamata wina amapita kwa mkazi wake. Akangokhala pampando, amayamba kutafuna china chake, kenako chimayima, kenako kachiwiri. Motero nthawi iliyonse. Ndipo sichakudya osati kutafuna chingamu. Mkazi adazindikira kuti pambuyo pake pampando adayamba kutha kwambiri. Ndipo lero adamvetsetsa vuto lakelo. Mnyamata uyu amakhala, wopanda mphamvu amachepetsa mipando yampando ndi mkamwa, kenako ndikupita. © Wolemba / Wosadziwika
- Kukambirana kwanga ndi wophunzirayo: - Yankho lake ndi liti? - 22. - Kodi zili ngati? Munachita chiyani? - 20 yogawidwa ndi 5. - ndi? Kodi zinachitika bwanji 22? Werengani mzere, chonde. "Ndi zomwe ndidaziwona. © Ole4kaoolavnavna / Pikabu
- Malo omwe ndimagwira ntchito ngati aphunzitsi komanso kufunsa kuti ophunzira ali mopanda ulemu, choncho nthawi zambiri zimakhala zovuta kumva mayina a ophunzira. Koma ndinabwera ndi chinyengo chabwino kwambiri: Onani dzina lomwe limawonekera mukalowa mu dongosolo akatsegula ma laputopu awo. Lero ndidawona wophunzirayo adapita pansi pa dzina la Lenovo, ndikuganiza kuti: "Inde, dzina lachilendo bwanji!" Pa nthawi yonse yofunsidwa, ndidayitanitsa wophunzira foro Wophunzira (mwachitsanzo: "Inde, Lenovo, izi ndi zoyenera pano!"). Ndipo kumapeto kwa phunziroli, mnzanga, ndikuseka, anati kuti siginecha ya Lenovo ndi laputopu. Sindinakhalepo chifukwa cha manyazi ndipo, mwina, sindidzabwera kuntchito. © emyyeggo / reddit
- Mochedwa kwambiri. Wophunzirayo akumuyembekezera kuti atengere makalasi. Kuyitanitsa: "Mverani, kodi mungamuuze Amayi kuti andisiye? O, ali mu mzimu ... ndi abambo? Amasambanso? " Kenako atembenukire kwa mphunzitsi kuti: "Zimatenga nthawi, a Mr." © nedsarepeople / Reddit
- Ndinawononga pa intaneti pa intaneti ndi ophunzira, ndipo makolo awo adafuula kuti omwe asiya kusewera masewera. Tate wa wophunzira m'modzi adalowa m'chipinda chofesedwa ndikufuwula mug yonyansa yomwe idayimilira. © grub / reddit
- Msungwana amandiimbira foni kuti ndilembetse zigawenga za Chingerezi. Ndikufunsa funso lokhazikika: "Ndi zomwe mukufuna kuti mufune chilankhulo" - popeza pulogalamuyo imatengera izi. Ndipo poyankha kuti mumve: "Iyi si ntchito yanu! Mukufunsa chiyani aliyense? Chifukwa chiyani mukufunikira chidziwitso changa? Ndipo m'mbiri, ndaona kale, sitingachite! Mumakonda kuyika mphuno zanu muzochitika za anthu ena! " - ndikuponya foni. © lurala / pikabu
- Mnyamata wina adandiima ku sukuluyi ndipo ndikusuntha kuti ndikhale namkungwi wake ku English English. Tinkachita nthawi yanu yaulere m'malo opanga anthu ayunivesite yathu. Pambuyo makalasi angapo, uthenga umabwera: "Pita kwa oonjezera, ndinasiya china chake." Chikumbutsochi chinali buledi wonse ndi malongosoledwe akuti: "Izi ndichifukwa choti ndiwe Russia, ndipo ndikudziwa kuti mkate ndi chakudya ku Russia." Tikasiya ntchito yoikidwayo, ndipo madzulo uthenga unabwera kwa ine: "Tili ndi maubwenzi ovuta kwambiri kuti apangitse tsogolo limodzi, motero tili ndi gawo limodzi." © DisnochantntTmentt / pikabu
- Ndimagwira ntchito ngati mphunzitsi mu Chingerezi. Ana ndi osiyana. Lero anali wophunzira watsopano koyamba, phunziroli limakhala labwinobwino. Pamapeto ndikuti, akuti, Tsopano homuweki. Ndipo akuti: "Mukandifunsa homuweki yanga, ndinena mayi anga kuti mwandichitira zachipongwe." Ndine motere: "Cheke-iye?", Ndipo iye: "Eya, popeza ukuphunzitsira ndalama, zikutanthauza kuti mufuna kugwira ndalama, koma wopanda nyumba. Ndipo ngati kuli kwathu, simugwira ntchito pano. " © "Chamber No. 6" / VK
- Ndimakoka chilankhulo cha Russia cha grader eyiti. Amakhala ndi agogo ake opitilira mumzinda. 2 pa sabata ndimafika pamenepo ndikusintha kwa maola 2,5. Ndipo nthawi iliyonse agogo ake aamuna amandipatsa chakudya chamagulu. Kulephera sikuvomereza. Lero ndinachenjeza nthawi yomweyo kuti sindingathe kukhala wachilendo, chifukwa chake anandisonkhanitsa ine kudya naye! Sangweji, tchizi chozikika ndi madzi. © Wolemba / Wosadziwika
- Wophunzira wina anabwera kwa ophunzirawo ndipo anandiuza kuti: "Sindinakhale kusukulu lero. Odwala, mmero umapweteka. Amayi sanalole. Ndipo ndinabwera kwa inu, chifukwa ndimakonda, tsopano ndikufuna kuphunzira. Sindinkafuna kuyenda m'nkhani yapitayi: anali wotopetsa. " Kumbali ina, mosangalala, ndi zina - ine ndine wobereka. Chifukwa chiyani ndiyenera kupita kusukulu, ndipo mutha kupita kwa namkungwi? Kodi olankhula ali ndi chitetezo cholimba? © ancurdict / pikabu
- Anali pa msonkhano weniweni ndi kalasi yake patsiku loyamba la sukulu ndipo adayiwala kuyimitsa maikolofoni. Kenako ndinayamba kuyamwa ndi mphaka wanga, yemwe ndimagonapo. © mrspyder_ / reddit
- Wophunzira adabwera kwa ine (bambo wazaka 40). Tsiku lotsatira, anayenera kudutsa mayesowo m'masamu. Amayamikila chidziwitso chake pofika 4- / 3. Anabweretsa buku lokhala ndi zosankha zachitsanzo zabwino, zomwe zimayenera kuchita. Ndipo kenako zidapezeka kuti akuwoneka kuti akudziwa momwe angachiritse ntchito yoyamba, ndipo ndi. Ndipo poyesa, muyenera kuthetsa zidutswa zosachepera. Pa Calculator, adachotsa zero atatu, ndipo kuwonjezera kwa manambala awiri a manambala awiri adakhala ntchito yosavuta. Tinachotsedwa maola 2, sanadutse mayeso. Ndipo tsiku lotsatira lidabwera ndikuwona ntchito yanga yochitidwa: "Ofooka! Ndikadakhala kuti ndalemba 2 kapena 3. © Ole4kaoolanlo / pikabu
- Gwirani ntchito gulu. Kasitomala watsopanoyo anali muphunziro limodzi. Anavomera izi. Masiku angapo atakhala uthenga udzabwera: "Zinandithawa, ndinabwerako m'masiku 3-4." Ndidatsala pang'ono kudyetsa kuseka. Carlson, Damn! © "Chamber No. 6" / VK
Kodi muli ndi nkhani zachilendo zongophunzitsira? Kapena mwina inu ndinu mphunzitsi ndipo mumakonda nkhani mwachangu kuposa momwe nkhaniyi? Gawani ndemanga.