Lub sijhawm yoov sai heev tias peb tsis tau ceeb toom li cas lawv tau los ua lo lus "Cringe" thiab nco ntsoov cov hluas ntawm cov phooj ywg nrog cov phooj ywg. Cov kev xav sib xyaw ua rau pom kev pom zoo rau kev pw tsaug zog cucumbers lossis noj nyiaj yuav tsev - tsis muaj qhov tsis zoo li qub "tsis muaj". Frying lauj kaub rau ntawm kev nqis tes ua, tus nqi kho mob siab, tiv tauj ntawm lub ntsej muag zoo thiab qhov no tag nrho. Feem ntau, koj nkag siab.
Hnub no Adoner.ru sib cav txog yam kev xav, cov lus thiab cov neeg laus tsis muaj dua cov uas tsis tau lees "tab sis hais meej".
- Kuv, thiab kuv nco qab zoo kawg nkaus, yuav ua li cas badlywak yog nyob rau hauv thaum hluas. Thiab kuv tseem nco txog lub tsev kawm nkauj uas ntshai heev. Tam sim no kuv saib VKontakte ntawm ib qho ntawm kuv chav kawm, uas ua rau qee qhov tseem ceeb tshaj plaws, thiab nco ntsoov tias nws ploj mus rau hauv lub ntsej muag qib thib 2. © Kreeme / Pikabu
- Kuv muaj 3 lub siab xav thaum 38: - pw tsaug zog (tshwm sim nyob rau yav tsaus ntuj); - Muaj (tshwm sim ib teev ua ntej noj su thiab ib teev ua ntej noj hmo); - Yog li ntawd lawv tsis cuam tshuam nrog kev ua haujlwm. Thiab yog li ntawd lub nraub qaum tsis muaj mob, tau kawg, tab sis qhov no tsis txawm muaj kev muaj siab, tab sis lub ntsiab lus ntawm hav zoov. © Gashyn / Pikabu
- Nag hmo nws tau qw rau cov menyuam yaus hauv lub mev rau qhov tseeb tias lawv yog hooligani ntawm qhov nkag. Tom qab ntawd nws tau tsav tsheb ntawm of the elevator, ntsia mus rau hauv daim iav thiab xav tias tam sim no kuv yog "qhov loj heev los ntawm qhov thib ob nkag." © windhund / pikabu
- Kuv tsuas to taub tias kuv yog tam sim no ib tug neeg laus thiab kuv tuaj yeem saib cov duab tas li thaum kuv xav tau. Txhua tus neeg xav tias kuv yuav sai sai no kev sib raug zoo, lub taub hau ntawm tsev neeg, tab sis tsis muaj. Thaum 4 xyoos kuv tau cog lus tias thaum kuv tab tom loj hlob, Kuv yuav saib cov duab tas li thaum kuv xav tau. Thiab kuv fij kuv tus kheej rau qhov no. © drly10wsbjz3sho / twitter
- Nrog lub hnub nyoog, txhua yam yog qhov tseeb dua li qhov uas koj nyiam uas koj nyiam, thiab tsuas yog ua qhov kuv nyiam, txawm tias tsis muaj peev xwm loj heev, yog li lub tswv yim zoo li ntawd. © g_o_n_z_o / twitter
- Leej Tub hais tias nws yuav tsim nyog los cawm, yog li kuv yuav tsis koom nrog cov khoom ua si uas tsis pom zoo, thiab kuv yuav sau ib tsab ntawv mus rau Santa Claus! Belactor. Thiab kuv yog ib tus neeg laus thiab qhuas nws ... © Pikabu
- Nrog ntshai heev, Kuv tos lub sijhawm thaum cov tub ntxhais hluas yuav pib rau txim. Ua ntej Eastovo, Kuv sim ua pov thawj rau kuv cov phooj ywg kawm ua ke uas peb yuav nqa cov piv txwv thiab txhua lub sijhawm, tab sis ... Tom qab nws tseem yuav pib nqa lub purga zoo sib xws txog "hluas tiam "thiab" ua ntej nws zoo dua. " © Volchek1024 / Pikabu
- Kuv nyiam keel. © Anna8ro / Twitter ua tus neeg laus tshaj plaws hauv kev sib tham no. © Alkocryer / Twitter
- Kuv muaj ib qho kev sib tham zoo nkauj nrog kev puas siab ntsws:
- Ntawm no yog qhov tsis tseem ceeb. - Hmoov tsis zoo, qhov no yog ib feem ntawm cov laus lub neej. - OK, tseem nyob ntawm no. - Hmoov tsis zoo, qhov no tseem yog ib feem ntawm lub neej laus, thiab qhov no yog qhov qub. - OK, thiab ib yam dab tsi zoo txog cov laus lub neej yuav yog? © Konfeetko / Twitter
- Ua npau suav ntawm txhua tus menyuam yaus txog tus miv lossis dev, thiab niam: "Tsis yog, Kuv yuav tau saib xyuas lawv, thiab lwm yam." Zoo, Kuv xav tias, Kuv loj hlob, tsis muaj leej twg yuav cheem kuv! Tam sim no kuv muaj kuv tus kheej chav tsev, tab sis kuv twb xav tias: "Huag zoo, kev saib xyuas: Pub, Taug kev ...» © Lila555 / Pikabu
- Cov neeg laus lub neej thiab kev kho siab yog thaum koj zaum hnub Friday thiab xav dab tsi lom zem rau koj tus kheej. Thiab tom qab ntawd koj mus yuav lub tshuab nqus tsev. Thiab tam sim no rau yav tsaus ntuj hnub Friday tsis tu siab. Lub tshuab nqus tsev yog xim liab. © overhard / ideer
- 28 xyoo. Hnub no yog thawj zaug hu ua ib tug txiv neej, tsis yog ib tug tub hluas. Xav tsis thoob. © Morkovkavuhe / Pikabu
- Kuv tus txiv neej zoo li cov laus thiab muaj nyiaj. Tab sis! Nws yog ib qho yuav tsum tau pom nws lub qhov muag thaum nws nyob hauv Piano txuas ua si ib suab paj nruag yam tsis muaj qhov yuam kev. Nws zoo li tus menyuam muaj hnub nyoog 5 xyoos, dig muag uas ntsiag to. Tab sis nws yog 30. © overhard / ideer
- Coob leej yog dhuav los ntawm lub sijhawm thaum yau thiab carefree lub sijhawm, thiab kuv, ntawm qhov tsis sib xws, zoo siab nrog cov neeg laus. Koj tuaj yeem noj cov mis nyuj khov ntau npaum li cas koj xav tau, yuav koj cov khoom ua si, tawg lub dib liab ncaj nrog ib rab diav. Koj tsis tas yuav muaj leej twg thov kev tso cai. Yog tias koj tsis nyiam ua haujlwm thiab pab pawg - koj tuaj yeem tawm thiab pom lwm tus, tsis yog qhov tseeb uas muaj lub tsev kawm ntawv. Tsis muaj cov ntawv nqa los ua, koj tus kheej Master Koj lub sijhawm, koj xav tau - koj tuaj yeem mus rau ntawm txoj kev taug lossis dhia nrog kaus dhia ua ke. Ua neeg laus yog tus tiag tiag bua. © overhard / ideer
- Nyob rau hauv menyuam yaus, kuv ib txwm xav tias thaum kuv loj hlob, Kuv yuav muaj cov lus sau zoo zoo li kuv niam. Tab sis kuv twb 21 lawm, thiab kuv sau ua ntej ua thawj tus tub kawm. Qhov no tsuas yog kev poob siab tshaj plaws hauv lub neej. © overhard / ideer
- Ib nkawm niam txiv laus, peb cov neeg xauj tsev tsis ntev los no los rau peb nrog nws tus txiv. Nyob rau ib qho kis tau kuv tau saib lawv, tab sis tsis mloog, xav txog kuv tus kheej: "Lawv yog kuv yuav tsum cuam tshuam." Ninochka, 26 xyoo. © Ninache / Pikabu
- Txhua zaus, tom haujlwm kuv hnov hais dua rau kuv tus kheej los ntawm cov neeg uas xav txog nws tus kheej thaum lub sijhawm ntawd, qee yam xws li: "Hehe, yog, Qhov no yog kuv loj heev. " © punki / pikabu
- Tub yees. Ib daim txiv qaub, ib tus ntxhais ketchup bank, ib phaj nrog 2-lub lim tiam unsound thiab qhuav hlais ntawm cov ncuav ntawm ib txoj cai tsis paub. Thiab nyob rau hauv qhov tob yog txawv txawv tsaus nti cans nrog tsis paub av nkos cov ntsiab lus. Cov tsev txhab nyiaj tau tso rau leej niam hauv nws lub caij kawg. Koj tsis paub tias nyob rau hauv cov tsev txhab nyiaj no, thiab khij tub nkeeg dhau. "Tom qab ntawd xyov pov tawm yam tsis tau kuaj." © 1999Navator / Pikabu
- Kuv divcha tau tupil dhau ib lub tais nrog mis nyuj khov, kom txog thaum kuv pom tau: vim tias kuv tuaj yeem noj ob! Lub sijhawm los noj ob lub mis nyuj khov ib zaug tsis tshwm sim, ib txwm muaj nyob hauv menyuam yaus uas koj xaiv ib yam. © SMNZESVETIT / PIKABU
- Kuv yog 23. Kuv tau txais haujlwm hauv tsev kawm ntawv ua tus xibfwb ntawm Lavxias thiab ntaub ntawv. Ntawm kev hloov pauv, tus tub hluas nrog tus ntxhais sib cav sib ceg. Kuv nyuam qhuav sawv ze thiab saib txhua yam nrog lwm cov tub ntxhais kawm ntawv 2 feeb, kom txog thaum kuv yuav tsum tau txog kuv, tus kws qhia ntawv thiab kuv tshuav qee yam ua ib yam dab tsi. © vornex / pikabu
- Qee tus neeg ntawm lub rooj sib tham txhais tes uas nco qab nco qab tam sim ntawd cov lus ntawm menyuam yaus: "Tuav lub roob ris!" © Electrostalin79 / twitter
- Kuv 26. Muaj ib tug me nyuam. Kuv hom tus neeg laus lub luag haujlwm, ywj siab rau txhua puas ib puas. Kuv tsuas yog xav tias kuv tus kheej 16. Txawm hais tias lawv nug ntau npaum li cas kuv yuav teb tau tias yog tias muaj yog tias qee zaum tus ntsuj plig hluas no tsis tau tsim teeb meem. Kuv sim tham nrog cov neeg uas rau 30, thiab nug thaum nws xaus thiab thaum twg nws dhau? Txhua tus yog ntsiag to. Zoo li cov phiaj xwm. © overhard / ideer
Koj puas xav tias cov neeg laus? Los yog, ntawm qhov tsis sib xws, koj yog los ntawm cov neeg uas tom qab 25 tus menyuam nyuam qhuav pib?